If I wasnt keeping my ass and back on the way the weight would have flown up like it was nothing for reps you fucking moron
No Hankins, I'm sure you're imagining you'd have a bad ass power curl like Ricky Bruch here -

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But in reality, you haven't got the weight, nor full body power to do it. Just like you don't have the power to standing press #155 or squat #405. You'd get walked backward by the weight, if not sat on your ass, if not tearing your bicep.
Heck, it might even cause a rupture of your poor O ring leading to death, knowing the weird way you get injured.
One thing that curl wouldn't be is under control. It would beat you up worse than Clegg.
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Man that is a bad trophy. Hankins, you're rich, kick some money up tp your curlfriend, so the whole thing doesn't look so podunk. It looks like a junior high woodshop project. Was it competing with a tool box or bird feeder?