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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #125 on: November 12, 2021, 05:04:19 PM »
Bigorexia.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #126 on: November 12, 2021, 05:08:10 PM »
want to live a long time...


meditate

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don't eat much if at all

don't stress

be super skinny with no muscle tone



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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #127 on: November 12, 2021, 09:44:04 PM »
Getbig or die trying.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #128 on: November 13, 2021, 11:54:39 AM »
Meadows is one of the stranger ones. Being a BB was a dream for Meadows and he was a small guy in general, even with muscle. I can only imagine how addicted to the size he was.

He was an educated guy. I thought we'd see him downsize, but I'm sure he fooled himself and thought he could trick biology.

Being large or superhuman in size is not good for your heart, steroids or not. Add in drugs, and it just accelerates the demise.
He was vaxxed a few days before he died.
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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #129 on: November 13, 2021, 12:22:36 PM »
He was vaxxed a few days before he died.

If it was a few days that rules out the vaccine as the cause of death.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #130 on: November 13, 2021, 06:13:12 PM »
He was vaxxed a few days before he died.


That explains it. Just as I expected.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #131 on: November 13, 2021, 06:13:54 PM »
If it was a few days that rules out the vaccine as the cause of death.

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Wrong.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #132 on: November 13, 2021, 08:49:37 PM »
Remember that there are real victims that have not gotten a dime from Kali Muscle and his internet fame. You don't get 11 years in San Quentin for nothing. He was a menace, he destroyed lives, and you know damn well it wasn't the first time he committed a crime like that, it was the first time he got caught(probably not even that given 11 years). Then has the nerve to basically build his whole persona on bragging about it and even making money on it, with his Ramen and prison lifting stories.  What disrespect to his victims. How about ONE video apologizing to his victims and giving them a BIG chunk of his money for what he did and the terror he was to their lives?

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #133 on: November 14, 2021, 04:35:15 AM »
Remember that there are real victims that have not gotten a dime from Kali Muscle and his internet fame. You don't get 11 years in San Quentin for nothing. He was a menace, he destroyed lives, and you know damn well it wasn't the first time he committed a crime like that, it was the first time he got caught(probably not even that given 11 years). Then has the nerve to basically build his whole persona on bragging about it and even making money on it, with his Ramen and prison lifting stories.  What disrespect to his victims. How about ONE video apologizing to his victims and giving them a BIG chunk of his money for what he did and the terror he was to their lives?

he is a  piece of shit, i bet he was raped several times in prison to

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #134 on: November 14, 2021, 06:19:43 AM »
want to live a long time...


meditate

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don't eat much if at all

don't stress

be super skinny with no muscle tone

So go the Dorian route.


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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #135 on: November 14, 2021, 07:24:18 AM »
Remember that there are real victims that have not gotten a dime from Kali Muscle and his internet fame. You don't get 11 years in San Quentin for nothing. He was a menace, he destroyed lives, and you know damn well it wasn't the first time he committed a crime like that, it was the first time he got caught(probably not even that given 11 years). Then has the nerve to basically build his whole persona on bragging about it and even making money on it, with his Ramen and prison lifting stories.  What disrespect to his victims. How about ONE video apologizing to his victims and giving them a BIG chunk of his money for what he did and the terror he was to their lives?

I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years

Anyone care to dish the dirt please?
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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #136 on: November 14, 2021, 07:32:45 AM »
once this shit happens, its over. Deadpool 4 sure. All that Ramen Noodles he used to eat in prison and Coca Cola for fast energy is catching up.
I always thought Kali was entertaining and fun to watch but seemed also crazy as fuck.

I find it interesting that his lifes work is attempting to portray an image of being healthy and rich, spending money on multiple new cars, Rolex, jewelry, designer clothing....yet spending money to see a medical specialist on the advice of a dr. Is out of bounds  ::)

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #137 on: November 14, 2021, 07:48:38 AM »
I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years

Anyone care to dish the dirt please?

In before a certain Vince say, "Being black".   ;) ;D

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #138 on: November 14, 2021, 08:48:33 AM »
I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years

Anyone care to dish the dirt please?

Yes. I was wondering the same thing.


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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #139 on: November 14, 2021, 10:03:19 AM »
Meadows is one of the stranger ones. Being a BB was a dream for Meadows and he was a small guy in general, even with muscle. I can only imagine how addicted to the size he was.

He was an educated guy. I thought we'd see him downsize, but I'm sure he fooled himself and thought he could trick biology.

Being large or superhuman in size is not good for your heart, steroids or not. Add in drugs, and it just accelerates the demise.

I have a friend educated as well, 6'3" tall   mid 40's and same " bodybuilding lifestyle approach " I hope he doesn't end up like Meadows but sadly he's addicted to being "bigger and vascular " Somehow They always find an excuse to keep pumping juice ....  :'(




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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #140 on: November 14, 2021, 10:15:08 AM »
So go the Dorian route.


love to follow whatever he's doing/eating but I can only find really old info online... not what he's currently doing

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #141 on: November 14, 2021, 11:29:32 AM »

love to follow whatever he's doing/eating but I can only find really old info online... not what he's currently doing

Not eating a lot.
Exercising a lot.
Minimal TRT.

Simple.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #142 on: November 14, 2021, 11:40:54 AM »
I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years

Anyone care to dish the dirt please?

Wasn't it for some robbery he did in college?  Must have been out on probation for something else to get the full sentence tacked on him.  IDK, but 11 years seems a long time for a first offense.  (I may be wrong about the robbery, but I think that is what someone on here said before).

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #143 on: November 14, 2021, 01:42:07 PM »
Wasn't it for some robbery he did in college?  Must have been out on probation for something else to get the full sentence tacked on him.  IDK, but 11 years seems a long time for a first offense.  (I may be wrong about the robbery, but I think that is what someone on here said before).

All I can find is that is was 'theft' and that he'd been inside 3 or 4 times before he copped the long sentence - so what you say about parole violation makes a lot of sense

I just wonder who he robbed, and for how much - he mentions that when he decided to start his BB 'career' he had a lot of money saved - since he'd never worked, presumably that must have been ill-gotten gains...

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #144 on: November 14, 2021, 02:11:13 PM »
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Kali Kirkendale is a barber and an East Oakland success story. After being in and out of prison several times for drug-related crimes, he started cutting hair for money and made it into a full-time job. He also is a trained body builder, but he says he was just fired from Bally's Gym once they learned of his record. The client above was one of the few in the barbershop on a recent day who had never been incarcerated.
Amy Walters, NPR

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Most of the stuff on Kali says drug related incarcerations, but that can mean a lot of things. Plus there's an armed robbery in there. He doesn't seem to have been a big enough gangster to warrant old press coverage, so I think all that time was was due to him just being a recidivist.

This might be his dad -

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/former-peoples-temple-member-chuck-kirkendall-talks-about-news-footage/1276701206 .

Kali is Chuck "Kali" Kirkendall Jr, the guy in the video is Chuck "Kali" Kirkendall Sr. Looks like Kali too.

Jim Jones to Kali Muscle, what an odd path.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #145 on: November 14, 2021, 02:53:46 PM »
Kali explaining his life of crime, from his book "Xcon to Icon" -

(Opens with him needing to fix his car) -

"Monday came and I called up the dealership that I had bought the Laguna from and the owner told me that he would send a truck to pick up the car and see what was wrong with it. All of Monday passed and I finally got a call from the dealership on Tuesday saying that a rod had busted in the engine, and because of that my car would need a new engine put in it. When I asked him how much that would cost he told me an even $500. I told him to start on the work and he told me it would be ready in about a week or two. I was desperate for money at that point. I loved the Laguna and I knew I had to get it back by any means necessary.

My first attempt for help was to ask Coach Sweeney, so I walked into his office and sat down. When Coach Sweeney looked at me and asked me what the problem was, I told him that I was hard up for money and I needed some help. I remember he looked at me and said, Kirkendall, a man got to do what a man got to do to survive in this world.” I looked at the coach with pure hate that day, and I gave him a simple thank you and went to practice.

My mind was all screwed up at that point and I didn’t know who I could turn to for help. I even went to Sara and asked her if she had any money that I could borrow, but she looked at me like I was an alien from Mars. My last hope was my mother and I just knew she would help me. I called her and told her about the situation and how I needed her help, but she told me that she didn’t have any extra money to spare at that time. At that point the devil must have taken control over my mind, because I found myself thinking that the obvious solution to my problem was to go and do some robberies. I had heard that some of my fraternity brothers were doing robberies and they were doing well with it. I talked to them about it and they said I could surely come and get down with them. A day later my fraternity brother called me and said to get ready because they were going to come and pick me up in an hour. I got dressed in all black, I cleaned my gun and loaded it, and I sat waiting patiently. Then my house phone rang and my fraternity brother told me that the robbery was a no go and that something had come up. I was disappointed because I was hoping to make some money that night, but I decided I was full of adrenaline and that I didn’t need anyone to get down with me. I made it up in my mind that I was going to commit some robberies that night on my own. that I was going to commit some robberies that night on my own.

I got up and started walking outside towards the Pontiac when Damon came walking towards me. “What’s up, bruh?” Damon said eying me suspiciously. I snapped at him that nothing was wrong and Damon instantly picked up by my tone that something wasn’t right. He tried to look me in the eyes but I avoided eye contact with him altogether and kept on walking. I knew that if I looked at him I wouldn’t be able to go and do what I was planning to do.

“Bro! Don’t do anything stupid,” Damon said to me calmly.

I just kept on walking and got in the Pontiac and smashed off. I drove around for nearly an hour looking for my victim. I hadn’t seen anyone
slipping so I had about decided to go home when all of a sudden I looked to my left and saw a man at an ATM machine. I quickly made a U-turn and parked around the corner from where he was parked. I got out of the car and ran to where he was standing at the ATM and quietly put the gun to his head.

I told the man to withdrawal all the money he could and to give me his pin code. I told him that if he lied to me I would kill him on the spot. The man gave me the pin code and I snatched the card out of his hand and trotted back to the Pontiac and sped off.

As soon as I drove past the ATM, the guy saw me in the car and started chasing me down the street and writing down the license plate number. I was like, fuck, this motherfucka probably got the license, but then realized that the car wasn’t in my name anyway, so I should be cool and not get caught. I stopped at a few different ATMs and made withdrawals from the guy’s account. I had a good $600 after it was all said and done, so I went home."

Cops chase him around California, then he turns himself in.

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #146 on: November 14, 2021, 03:15:40 PM »
Kali explaining his life of crime, from his book "Xcon to Icon" -

(Opens with him needing to fix his car) -

-- snip --

I had a good $600 after it was all said and done, so I went home."

Cops chase him around California, then he turns himself in.

Thanks BB

So Thomas Crowne, he is not... (smh)

Putting a loaded gun to someone's head at the ATM?  Nice - wonder how that guys feels about Kali's heart attack..?
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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #147 on: November 14, 2021, 04:11:52 PM »
Part II -

Kali is sent to prison for 7 years. Next part of the book is him beating down white boys for their candy bars, smacking around prison guards, charming female CO's, tranfering around prisons, joining prison gangs, and working out (there's a lot of working out in the book), and basically being a  bad ass.

Out after 7 years. He stop at a Costco and intimidates a white boy, gets some pussy, and lives at his momma's house. He gets a job as a male stripper (named Mandingo), and trains people at LA Fitness for 12 hours a day. Then tragedy strikes -


"Things at the gym started picking back up and I was back to training about six clients a day. I was meeting some unique people while I was working as a trainer; in fact, I had this one client named Angel who let me know that if I ever needed weed or ecstasy pills to give him a call. At the time I was trying not to get involved in any illegal activities, so though I politely told him I would let him know if I did, I had no plans on taking him up on the offer. I had also started training a lot of horny ass women that were trying to get me to sleep with them but I was always afraid of mixing business with pleasure. I didn’t want a crazy ass woman that I had screwed to be coming up to my job harassing me at work, so I refused them all. It was weird, because I didn’t consider myself a real sexual person at the time, but women found me to be a sex magnet. I didn’t understand it, I mean, I was just trying to get rich, and sex was always the last thing on my mind.

Everything was going great with the personal training and the stripping. I was making enough money to do what I needed to do but of course I still wanted more, so I contacted that Angel client of mine and told him that I had some people ready to buy some good weed and ecstasy pills. Angel had me meet him at his house and when I got there I saw that he lived in a guest house off of a huge ass mansion. I went inside and he showed me the weed he had and how he sealed it to keep it fresh.

He had a few pounds of weed in the house and he asked me how much I needed and I told him a few ounces. I hadn’t sold weed in this quantity in years, not since I was in college, so I would have to learn the game fast, which wasn’t a problem because Spoiled knew how to sell every drug there was. After I got the weed from Angel, I immediately started making calls to all the weed heads on the block. They were all excited and waiting for me to bring the weed so that they could buy some.

When I got to E Street, I sold the weed I had got from Angel and I made a few hundred dollars profit off of it, which was a good day’s work for me. The next morning I woke up to the sound of my telephone ringing and one of my patnas called and said that the weed was cool but that it wasn’t the fire they were used to. He asked me if I could get something more potent and I told him I would look into it. I called Angel and told him that I had the money for the weed and I needed to talk to him, so he told me to come to his house. I got to his house in no time and I gave him the money that he had fronted me the weed for. I told him what had happened with the cats I sold the weed to, and I asked him if he could get something stronger than what he had and he said that he was waiting on another shipment to come any day.

I then told him that I needed some ecstasy pills and he told me that he would have them for me the next day. I told him I would see him when he was ready for me and I left. I went to the block and told the cats that I was getting some better weed and E-pills (as we called ecstasy pills), and they told me to let them know when I had them. I didn’t understand at the time how those dudes on the block didn’t have any connections and how none of them had done any time in jail. I guess that’s what you call block monsters, muthafuckas that don’t leave the block and meet people."

Kali's making good money stripping, training and dealing weed and ecstacy, then a few months later he gets into the crack trade through "Q" , a DJ on the stripper scene that dabbled in crack -

"A couple of days later I went to Q’s studio in San Leandro and he had a nice set up. He seemed as if he was a pro in the studio, and to my relief he was entirely different from the white music producer that did my music the last time. I mean, Q knew exactly how to do the music, the intro, and the finale of the CD. I guess with him being a veteran stripper he knew exactly what I wanted. Q and I hit it off and we started talking about the things going on in our lives. I don’t know how we got off onto the subject of cocaine, but we did. He started telling me about how his family were big time dope dealers in San Francisco and he could get anything at any time, so I called him on it. I told him that I had a neighborhood where I could move nine ounces easy every day. He looked at me and said, “Come on bruh, you can move nine ounces a day?” I told him yeah, with no problem, and Q told me that he was going to hold me to that and call me in a day or so with nine ounces. I thought to myself that the guy was another one of those talkative ass niggas, the ones that would just talk to get a guy to like him. After Q was finished making my CD, we shook hands and he said that he was going to call me in a day or so.

The next day came since Q and I had talked about our business venture and he actually called and told me to meet him at the studio. I couldn’t believe that that cat was following through on what he said he was going to do. It was kind of weird to me that a guy would give another guy nine ounces of coke when he had really only just met him a day before, so this dude was a gambler for real.

I went to meet Q at the studio and when I got there we shook hands and he told me to look in the bag that was on the floor. When I looked in it I saw nine rock solid ounces of crack. He told me that he only wanted $400 for each one, which was lovely for me because ounces were going anywhere from $500-$600 on my block. I was looking at a quick profit and turn around if, in fact, it was some good crack. It had to be good crack for me to sell it to the niggas in my neighborhood because they only bought the best. I grabbed the ounces and told him that I would call him when I was done and he said cool. I was totally shocked at this dude because he didn’t know me from Adam and yet he was forking over $3,600 worth of crack, which showed he had major balls."

Kali gives the dope to his street partners and is making good money, he's also conning 24 hour fitness -

"I started getting greedy with everything I was doing; in fact, I even started training clients under the table at 24 Hour Fitness, but the gym
management caught onto that fast. I thought I was slick at the time. I would train six clients for the gym, and then I would train six of my own. It was obvious what was going on with me because I went from being the top trainer in the country and in a month’s time to being the last ranked trainer in the franchise. The reason I went to the last trainer was because my sales of supplements and training sessions to clients dropped dramatically. The management team watched me one day while I was unaware and they realized that I was training 12 people but that I was only documenting six. I was called into the office after continuing on with that program for a month, and the corporate investigator told me that they knew what I was doing and that I had two options: I could either pay a fine of $500 back to pay the wages I didn’t give 24 Hour Fitness, or I could go fight a civil case in court. As soon as the corporate guy said court my heart started racing and I told him that I would be paying the fine. I was then told that I was no longer an employee with the company, so I packed up my things and told all my coworkers that it was nice knowing them and I left."

Kali now majorly in the dope game, and getting more pussy. Then more tragedy -

"I was selling a minimum of four ounces of chopped up crack every day. Off each ounce I sold I would make around $800-$900, so I was making anywhere from $3200-$3600 dollars a day. That’s not even counting the ounces that I used to sell to cats on the block, so I was definitely rolling. My life had got fucked up in a matter of days all because a guy from Brookfield was acting tough.

It was around 10:00 p.m. and my youngster Cam, a few other niggas and I were on the block waiting to sell the rest of the dope we had. One of the broads from the block came down the street screaming that some niggas were beating up Spoiled and Cam’s brother Twon. Cam and I grabbed our guns and ran down the street to get whoever was getting on our brothers. When we got down there, my brother wasn’t there but Cam’s brother Twon was, along with another youngster. They had busted up mouths from being hit by this guy from Brookfield who came to get revenge for the window of his van getting busted by one of the youngsters on the block. Instead of finding the person who did it, that guy took it out on whoever was from the block. When the guy from Brookfield did what he did, there were some other niggas with him and a few of them lived in the neighborhood. Once the situation got figured out, it was out of my hands but I knew that if a guy pistol whipped me he would definitely feel the wrath of my violence. Anyway, a few days had gone by since the incident had happened and I didn’t think anything more about it. Then the news had hit that one of the dudes that was with the guy from Brookfield lived down the street from the block and he got shot in the head sitting in a car in front of his house.

Two days after the youngster got killed, the word was out that anybody seen on E Street was going to get shot up. I was the only guy out on the block after the word had hit that it was war against us. On the third day I got word that my little brother had a warrant out for his arrest for the murder of the youngster that got shot. I couldn’t believe it because my brother wasn’t even in Oakland at the time of the murder; he had to do volunteer work for a ticket at the San Leandro boy’s club so I couldn’t understand how his name was even implemented in that shit. Once I got word, I called my little brother and told him to meet me at my apartment. Once he arrived, I sat him down and told him that he wasn’t turning himself in because the time I turned myself in I didn’t see the streets again for seven years. Spoiled was being the hard headed guy he was though, and so he went to the block anyway and 10 minutes hadn’t passed before he was apprehended by the Oakland police. My mother said that the police had picked him up on murder charges and that they were searching her house for any evidence they could find. What she told me next had me shook up like crazy. My mother said that while the police were searching the house they saw some pictures of me and started asking her questions. I immediately called my youngsters Cam and Bootsy to see if they wanted to go with me to Reno."

After gambling in Reno, is selling more rock to get his brother and friend out of jail, and after a few months -

"It was a good day on the block. I had made a ton of money and I was ready to go enjoy the rest of my night because it was only about 6:00 p.m. and I had sold practically all the dope I had. I asked my youngster Cam if he wanted a ride home because he didn’t have his car. He said as soon as he sold his last crack rock he was ready to go. I stood off to the side while Cam made his last sell of the night to a dope fiend we knew from the neighborhood. After Cam sold the fiend his last rock, we proceeded to leave the neighborhood and a van with tinted windows pulled up and the police jumped out of it and told everyone to freeze. I took off running towards my mother’s house with a police officer hot on my trail. Derrick and Darold were outside in front of their mother’s house and the cop and I zipped by them. I opened my mother’s gate and slammed it behind me which gave me a little time to throw the few rocks I still had into the bushes. I then jumped over a few more fences but the fucking police had every place I was running to surrounded. I ended up in the back of the apartments, where I initially ran from, and there were a ton of police waiting on me. They all saw me and told me to get on the ground. Once I did what they told me to, they started hitting me and one of the cops even pulled out his knife and cut off a few of my dreadlocks. He told me to cut that shit off and I was totally infuriated at what had just happened to me. I knew then that after 11 months on the streets, I was on my way back to prison"

Kali gets 10 months for this ( Parole Violation and being part of a crack sale).

Part Three Soon Maybe.








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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #148 on: November 14, 2021, 04:53:52 PM »
This guy sounds like a real piece of shit

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Re: Kali Muscle Heart Attack
« Reply #149 on: November 14, 2021, 06:23:17 PM »
Part III

Kali is back to being a king in prison, mostly in San Quentin, and nothing really happens in those 10 months, except we learn he doesn't like to shower with men -


"Taking showers in prison reception centers were the worst and I never looked forward to being amongst other men and transsexuals. I had mastered the art of taking bird baths in my cell, but bird baths would still leave me with an unclean feeling so I would bite the bullet and take a shower every time I was given the opportunity to."

"The shower in San Quentin reception center was horrid. I made sure that when it was time for me to wash up that I would have one of my soldiers go and designate a shower just for me. I did that so that I could be the first one in and the first one out, because anyone after that was going to be standing in a sea of dirty water that could possibly cause athlete’s foot or maybe even gangrene or something. The reason the water rose the way it did was because the drains to the showers couldn’t drain fast enough for all the people that were in there, not to mention the hair that would clog up the drain."

"Of course my mother sent me a top of the line Sean Jean sweat suit with some clean ass Nikes again, while all the other inmates that were being released with me were leaving the prison in prison sweats. I looked at them all and thought to myself, “Ya’ll must have burnt your bridges!” They didn’t have anybody to send them any fucking clothes, so they had to go home broadcasting that they were just released from prison; now that’s fucked up."

Out of the Slam and out on the streets, looking for some pussy, and the broad done wrecked his car -

"As we approached the front of the prison, I saw Monique waiting for me to come. My heart started pounding with excitement because I knew that I was about to be a semi-free man. I say semi-free because when you’re on parole you are almost free until you get off. I jumped out of that van so fast I think it was still going. I hugged Monique for a second but I didn’t kiss her because I was leery of what she had been doing while I had been in prison for 10 months. I knew that Monique loved to have sex, so I didn’t trust her at all. As we walked to my car I was devastated; it looked nothing like it did when I last saw it. It was dirty as hell and there was a dent on the side rear panel. I wanted to cry and I immediately went into a rant about her not taking care of my car the way she should have. She gave me a lame reason why the car looked like it did and I let it go for that moment. I got in the car and let her drive while I soaked up the free world."

Kali and homeboy Q are dealing in San Fransisco's Tenderloin now -

"Q and I had things moving well. Q had a dope dealing broad that was like the queen bitch in the tenderloin, so when the word was out that she was outside, all the dope fiends in San Francisco would come and buy all the dope that Q had given her in less than one hour. I’m not talking one or two ounces either; I’m talking nine fucking ounces gone in one fucking hour. It was an incredible sight to watch. I, of course, would give my share of the dope to the Kumi [poster's note - this was Kali's prison and street gang] members I thought were trust worthy and to a few females that had taken a liking to me.

A couple of months went by since Q and I had gotten our first kilo and things weren’t going so good. The broad that Q had been working with was playing a lot of games with him concerning the dope. One particular time she said that she had been robbed for nine ounces of the dope at her hotel room in Vallejo. Q made her sell dope 24 hours a day until she covered the money she’d presumably lost.

I, of course, knew better, because I’d never trusted the bitch from the beginning. It wasn’t long before the broad came up with another lame ass excuse, saying that someone had gone into her hotel room while she was away and taken another nine ounces from her. Once again, Q made her sell dope until she made up the difference for what she’d lost. I saw it as a game she was playing but Q didn’t see it that way.

Eventually things got out of control in San Francisco. I had to act out some form of violence practically every day and I felt as if I were being influenced by some sort of demonic spirit. I decided I had to take a break from there and so I went back to my neighborhood. Things were getting better now that the police had calmed down with their hourly harassment. Being back in the neighborhood had me paranoid at all times because that’s where I had my terrible run in with the police that sent me away for the 10 months. Not only was I on parole at the time, but I was on probation as well, so I knew that I was an idiot waiting to go back to jail for being in the same area that landed me in prison to begin with.

Even though I was getting all the coke I could handle, I wasn’t seeing the money I knew I was supposed to be bringing in. I was moving at least nine ounces a day but the profit after I sold them was only about $400, which was good to the average citizen but I needed to be moving at least a half of a kilo a day to see the money that I wanted. You see, the thing about being a drug dealer was that as fast as the money came in it also went out; therefore, I knew that I needed to make at least a few thousand dollars a day to live the life I wanted to live from selling coke. It was at that point when I started to realize that the drug game wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be."

Kali is soon arrested again -

"I then went to my car and popped open the cap on my rims and pulled out an ounce of crack and started selling the rocks. I was almost finished selling the crack when Bootsy and I saw a car driving slowly down the street, so we ducked to the side of the house that we were selling the drugs in front of.

As we stood on the side of the house talking, we noticed what appeared to be a flash light flickering in the darkness. Then we heard, “Police! Come out with your hands up!” I made a mad dash for the fence behind the house we were at and I ended up on the next street over from E Street, which was D Street. I saw Bootsy trying to get over the gate but his pants got stuck and a cop apprehended him and handcuffed him. I was sitting on the porch of one of the neighbors on D Street, helplessly watching Bootsy get arrested, when all of a sudden I saw him trying to throw something from his waistband. To no avail, the gun he had in his waistband just dropped to the ground like the piece of heavy ass steel that it was.

The cop yelled out, “Help! He has a weapon!” and then pushed Bootsy to the ground until backup came to assist. As I sat scrunched over on the steps of people I didn’t even know, I heard someone coming to the door to see what was going on outside and I knew that if I were found on their front porch that they would definitely report me to the police. I proceeded to walk outside the gate and act as if I were any ordinary citizen that was walking at night, but my plans were immediately altered when a police officer started running towards me and screaming for me to freeze. The foot chase ensued. I jumped a gate to get back to E Street and I hid in the bed of a truck. All the police were running around the truck until one of them looked inside it.

“Freeze! Police! Get down on your stomach!” He screamed, with his gun drawn point blank range at me.

As I was getting down on my stomach, the entire task force ran up on me and one of the cops hit me hard on the head with his flash light, splitting my head. I then grabbed onto one of the windows of my neighbor Melody’s house, which had bars on it, as the police took turns hitting me with their fists and Billy clubs. I refused to let go of the bars on the window out of fear that if I fell to the ground they might kill me. I yelled out as loud as I could for all of the neighbors on E Street to hear so that they would hopefully come to my rescue. After a minute of yelling, Melody and some other neighbors came outside and asked the cops what they were doing to me. The cops told them all to shut up and go back into their houses. Melody told them that she wouldn’t go back into her house until they stopped hitting me. The cops were all trying to pry my hands from the bars, and finally one of the cops said that if I let them go they wouldn’t hurt me anymore. I released the bars and they all ran me into the ground, still punching me and trying to twist my arm in hopes of breaking it. While all this was going on, the Oakland Police Sergeant had his gun to my head saying, “Act like you’re going for a gun so that I can blow your fucking brains out you fucking no good dope dealing son of a bitch!” Melody screamed for them to stop until they finally did and then they handcuffed me and picked me up to my feet. As they pushed me towards the police car, my mom and pops were right there asking them why they beat me the way they did. At the time I didn’t know the extent of the police brutality that I had encountered but it must have been bad because my mother was crying asking why they had done that to her son.

I couldn’t believe that I was going back to prison, and not only that, but thanks to the Oakland police I had gotten my ass whooped pretty good for the first time in my life. After the police took me to Highland Hospital to get staples in my head from the deadly flashlight blow, I was transported to North County Jailhouse. When I got to the jailhouse, I was able to see my face and up until that point I had never seen my own blood. My head and my left eye were swollen like the Elephant Man. My fucking eye was closed and my head was covered with bumps. All I could think about was almost getting killed for a few fucking dollars that I would now have to spend on attorneys and commissary. I also knew that being on probation I could get up to five years in prison, so it was highly concerned with the situation. "

Kali's in the slam again, and Homebody Q gave Kali's lawyer a check that bounced :o, off to Santa Rita jail he goes. There he gets in more trouble -

"The two months in Santa Rita were very eventful. I met a guy that had  been living down the hall from me named “Crazy D”. Crazy D, come to find out, grew up around the corner from me. It was strange to think how Crazy D and I had never spoken until this one particular day. I guess it was because he rarely came out of his cell, but we hit it off as if we were friends for years. Crazy D and I became good friends and I told him about the dilemma I had with a witness in my brother’s case that was out right lying about him, saying that he had killed her boyfriend. I explained that my brother was in another city at the time of the murder and Crazy D listened attentively to my situation before suddenly asking me if I wanted the girl dead. He caught me by surprise with what he asked me, but I looked him in the eyes and I knew he was dead serious. I told Crazy D to do what he saw fit. I never thought in a million years that this dude would even pursue the situation when he got out of jail, because people always talk when they are in jail but when they are released they forget all about what they said they were going to do.

A month went by after Crazy D and I had talked about the situation with the lying witness, and the next thing I knew Crazy D was getting called on the loud speaker to be released. He came by my cell and told me that he was going to take care of that situation, and I told him thank you and that I would surely bless him when I was able to. Crazy D left the pod and as I watched him leave I got the feeling that he was going to carry out what he said he was going to do.

A few days had passed since Crazy D had been released and I talked to my mother on the phone. She was hysterical saying that I messed up my brother’s case by sending Crazy D over to that girl’s house. I asked her how she found out about that and she said that my little brother’s attorney called her and said that a guy was arrested for threatening the witness of the case. My mother asked me why I would have someone do that and I told her that I didn’t intend for it to happen the way it did. I could tell that she was upset with me and I definitely began to wonder whether I made the right move in doing what I did."

Kali get ready for his court date, but his lawyer hammers out a deal with the state, he gets 2 years, but since he was a ready being held,  the 2 years really amounted to about 9 months. The parole board gives him a year for the violation too. But he winds up with about a 16 month sentence between everything.

Kali will serve some of that sentence in Pelican Bay, he did not like the gym there, but enjoyed being a prison barber.

Kali goes home, and celebrates with a movie, he explains how he picks a movie theater on parole -

"My first weekend home, Monique, her daughter and I went to the movies in Union City CA. I didn’t want to go where a lot of niggas were because I didn’t get along with niggas. I preferred to go where the whites were because they respected the muscle, while the blacks were just intimidated by it."

Kali meets back up with "Q", and it's back it the dope game, he doesn't trust his partners so he gets his girlfriend to sling for him -

"I didn’t want to sell dope but my money was getting low and I didn’t know when my new found pimp life would start seeing some money, so I had to do something to bring in some cash and cocaine was the first accessible way to do it. I talked to Monique about her selling dope for me and she was hesitant but then she didn’t want another broad to sell my dope, so she agreed to do it. I was thinking about all the money I would make with Monique selling the dope instead of getting a fucking dope fiend to do it, who I would probably have to kill over a few hundred dollars."

Kali is now pimping a few girls, selling ex, and crack. Here he talks about his first hoe -

"I’ll never forget the night I got chosen by the first official prostitute that I had on Swole-Pimping Team. All my workers had sold all of the dope I’d given them and I was heading out of San Francisco, since it was around three o’clock in the morning. As I told all the drug dealers on the block that I would see them the next day, a thick broad that I had seen a few times asked me if I was leaving and whether or not I could give her a ride to her house. I told her that I was indeed leaving and I didn’t mind giving her a ride home. When we got to my car, her eyes got big and she asked me, “Is this your car?”

“Yes, do you like it?” I replied.

The bitch acted like she had hit the lottery or something. We got in the Lexus and I drove off and we started talking. We started the conversation by asking for one another’s name, and then I asked her what she was doing down in the tenderloin. She said that she was trying to make a few dollars and I asked her how? That’s when she told me she was selling a little dope but that wasn’t what she was good at; I asked her what it was that she was good at and she told me that she made most of her money being a prostitute but she couldn’t find a solid dude to team up with. I looked up to the pimp god and said thank you. I picked up Mocha (my new prostitute) the next day to let her sell some of my dope and she did it with no problems. The only reason I had her selling dope instead of pussy was because I still had dope that needed to be sold. I could tell that Mocha didn’t like selling drugs because she wasn’t getting a lot of sales. I finally asked her after two hours of being in the Tenderloin one day what the problem was and asked her why she hadn’t finished selling the dope yet? The bitch outright said, “I’m not a drug dealer, I am a prostitute, and I told you that!” I said OK and then asked her to give me the remainder of the dope. I explained to her that we were going to get her cleaned up and that I would take her to the hoe track. With an attitude the bitch was like, “Thank you because I told you when I met you how I got money!”

Kali, the chivalrous pimp -

"After I set the bitch down on the hoe stroll, I felt like I was a real pimp at that moment. I had my first hoe and she should be able to bring in some major dough because she was a nice looking hoe. After I set the bitch down on E 14th (International Blvd), I drove around and took care of some business. In about one hour I got a call from Mocha saying that a guy was trying to kidnap her and I needed to hurry up and get there. I checked my 40 cal. to make sure all the hollow point bullets were intact because I never underestimated Oakland’s mean streets. I got to E 14th in record time and as I drove down the track I saw Mocha in the hands of a big black guy. This guy was about 6’ 5” and had a shiny bald head. When I pulled up the bitch started trying to break free out of the niggas grasp. I rolled down my window with my trigger finger on the trigger of the 40. Cal and I said, “bruh, that’s my bitch so un-hands her!”

Kali loses a good hoe :( -

"I’ll never forget the night I lost Ree. I went to the San Francisco Bart Station to pick up Cam because he was going to hang with me. I had gotten wind of a lick and I wanted him to come with me as an intimidating force. When I got Cam, I immediately gave him a pill and told him that San Francisco was a different world from Oakland. Cam was with me the entire night and I had done one pickup from Ree of $300. I told her to make sure that she called me every hour on the hour and she agreed that she would. It was great having a seasoned hoe because I didn’t have to babysit the bitch like I did with the young hoes.

After I got the money from her, Cam and I went to a few clubs and had ourselves some drinks and were having a ball. After the last club we went to, it was about three o’clock in the morning and I hadn’t heard from Ree in about four hours so I was worried as hell because I couldn’t afford to lose a $500 a night hoe. Cam and I went to the room I had gotten for the bitch at Holiday Inn and we waited for her until the both of us dosed off and fell asleep. At around five o’clock in the morning my phone rang and it was Ree. “Bitch, where have you been? I been worried sick about your ass!” I said.

Ree said that she fell asleep at her trick’s house and that she was sorry for having me worried. I told the bitch to hurry up and get to the room because she deserved a smacking for having me worried. The phone hung up and I knew at that moment that I had lost the hoe.

Two weeks had passed and I hadn’t heard anything from the bitch and my pockets were once again getting low. I kept getting hoes that would stay with me for a couple of weeks and then they would go on to the next guy. All my hoes would end up going to the dope fiends – the so called “pimps” that would do dope with the bitches to keep them."

Kali no good at pimping, turns back to dealing extra hard, he is caught again after getting drunk at a strip club, and being found with other felons, a no-no on parole, he is sent back to Quentin -

"The word traveled fast that I was back at San Quentin and all the Kumi members that knew me came to talk to me while I was at the reception center getting booked into the prison. All the Kumi cats, as well as patnas from the streets, came to see if I needed anything and I told them that I didn’t but for them to find Abraham to tell him that I needed some food and cosmetics. They got on it immediately. It was, of course, embarrassing to be back in prison, but I just blamed the white man for my misfortunes and that made me feel better about myself and my predicament."