Know that if I'm ever in town I'll will destroy this abomination and gladly go to jail and be branded a hero and marauder to my people.
Except the only thing you'd be branded as would be "
African AmericanHe-bro vandal" on the local nightly news. I am curious about one thing though; why does the statue bother you, and if it displeases your imaginary friend why doesn't
he destroy it, so you can stay on your futon and continue getting stoned, instead of going to jail and getting pounded?