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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #875 on: Today at 11:43:32 AM »
Bri you've been trying to get big legs for more than 15 years.

They have only gotten smaller.

It won't happen at this point. It is not a matter of training equipment you retard.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #876 on: Today at 11:52:26 AM »
Has his new peptide company (which I’m personally excited about) been discussed here yet?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #877 on: Today at 12:04:18 PM »
please tell us more rambone!
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« Reply #878 on: Today at 12:26:44 PM »
please tell us more rambone!

Maybe Bhanks can fill us in on Fb. The peptide industry needs a disruptor like him. GB detectives are slipping!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #879 on: Today at 12:34:51 PM »
 I would be interested to find out. Some very dubious characters in that industry.

A lot of chinese trying to muscle in. but i am sure in the end of this battle we will see an American Victor. Rumours stolen valour wife beaters and failed law school liars are going to try to repackage peptides.

It will fail. It always fails.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #880 on: Today at 12:54:15 PM »
"Size moves weight" another dumb cop-out statement. There's a lot of strong fat fucks out there but fat doesn't move shit

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #881 on: Today at 01:26:39 PM »
Has his new peptide company (which I’m personally excited about) been discussed here yet?



HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #882 on: Today at 01:47:53 PM »
 ;D

genius that gym n juice!
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #883 on: Today at 02:10:26 PM »


HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

Take my money NOW!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #884 on: Today at 02:42:43 PM »


HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

 :D