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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #875 on: Today at 11:43:32 AM »
Bri you've been trying to get big legs for more than 15 years.

They have only gotten smaller.

It won't happen at this point. It is not a matter of training equipment you retard.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #876 on: Today at 11:52:26 AM »
Has his new peptide company (which I’m personally excited about) been discussed here yet?

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« Reply #877 on: Today at 12:04:18 PM »
please tell us more rambone!
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« Reply #878 on: Today at 12:26:44 PM »
please tell us more rambone!

Maybe Bhanks can fill us in on Fb. The peptide industry needs a disruptor like him. GB detectives are slipping!

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« Reply #879 on: Today at 12:34:51 PM »
 I would be interested to find out. Some very dubious characters in that industry.

A lot of chinese trying to muscle in. but i am sure in the end of this battle we will see an American Victor. Rumours stolen valour wife beaters and failed law school liars are going to try to repackage peptides.

It will fail. It always fails.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #880 on: Today at 12:54:15 PM »
"Size moves weight" another dumb cop-out statement. There's a lot of strong fat fucks out there but fat doesn't move shit

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #881 on: Today at 01:26:39 PM »
Has his new peptide company (which I’m personally excited about) been discussed here yet?



HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #882 on: Today at 01:47:53 PM »
 ;D

genius that gym n juice!
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« Reply #883 on: Today at 02:10:26 PM »


HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

Take my money NOW!

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« Reply #884 on: Today at 02:42:43 PM »


HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

 :D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #885 on: Today at 04:40:06 PM »
Hey fatboy Heck check this out. Brian Wood Hankins (Hawkins) quit on his stool during his fight with fatboy Clegg




Also he likes to wear his wifes underwear and ask men "who wore it better?"


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #886 on: Today at 04:51:18 PM »
Hey fatboy Heck check this out. Brian Wood Hankins (Hawkins) quit on his stool during his fight with fatboy Clegg




Also he likes to wear his wifes underwear and ask men "who wore it better?"



2 pussies... hankins the worst of the 2... looks like a retard trying to box

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #887 on: Today at 04:55:12 PM »
Bhanky looks scary.

I hope he didn't hurt Clegg too badly.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #888 on: Today at 05:59:50 PM »

Also he likes to wear his wifes underwear and ask men "who wore it better?"



Better ass than his wife, good thing he never had an extended jail visit.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #889 on: Today at 06:09:00 PM »
Hey fatboy Heck check this out. Brian Wood Hankins (Hawkins) quit on his stool during his fight with fatboy Clegg





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« Reply #890 on: Today at 07:05:09 PM »
Hankins is posting messages to Wes on FB? He’s messaging his friend about prosecuting and locking up pedophiles once he finishes law school and he’s working on a peptide?

I was sad for for Matt when he went crazy but his behavior looks sane in comparison.  I wonder what his wife is thinking.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #891 on: Today at 07:46:13 PM »
^^^^ I fail to understand how those 2 guys look better than me........oh well.

I cannot stop anyone from entering a show......the "slow guy" on the far left enters all of Bev Francis contests.

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Imagine being such a pussy that you got angry and jealous about what someone said about your squatting and had to post all over Facebook about it?  True coward.

Seriously. I'm surprised no one has had him banned over there.  Maybe he'd threaten Mark Zuckerberg with shutting it down.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getb
« Reply #892 on: Today at 07:48:39 PM »
Hankins is posting messages to Wes on FB? He’s messaging his friend about prosecuting and locking up pedophiles once he finishes law school and he’s working on a peptide?

I was sad for for Matt when he went crazy but his behavior looks sane in comparison.  I wonder what his wife is thinking.

Can’t get hired anywhere so he makes a wish list of some of the most difficult professions.

My understanding is it was a decent business idea about a decade ago.
Now getting a payment processor is next to impossible and promotion of those businesses is banned in most places people use the internet. He would need an actual marketing background in some way to even promote it longterm. You see the legal weed guys struggling for similar reasons.

Even if it was the golden age to start this business he would fail though. This isn’t some job you can just shuffle papers and pretend to use multiple monitors.

If I was imbecile like him I actually know what I’d do, but I’m not saying it.




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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #893 on: Today at 07:54:18 PM »
I want a Hankins Tracksuit arc so bad :( -

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This is when he goes to Moldova to win DJ181s freedom from Russian Gangsters via a high stakes poker game.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #894 on: Today at 08:04:28 PM »
"Van is a good dude. I may get the 20 reps for him, but he is correct I just don't feel like working that hard and 15 feels like it should do the trick. When I can get 25, I may try 20. It is not supposed to be an all-out max, I save something for the heavier set. Van squats and has a rack he inspired me before he had some health setbacks. He is training again so it is nice to inspire him back. Let's both train and get big legs for Xmas"

I went and checked it out....just shaking my head (not as much as your whole body shakes on a squat Brian).

315 almost folded you.  Not one had your hip crease below your knee.  Be sure to remind everyone about how bad your knees are.   You haven't got big legs by now...what makes you think you'll get them before xmas?  (47yo guy thinks he will add mass to his candle sticks in 6 weeks....HA HA HA)

What intelligent person complains about how bad their knees are but then CLAIMS they will squat 405 in less than 6 weeks when they have NEVER done it before?

Oh and yes....your 'sting ray' is about as lame as a pussy pad.  I high bar squat without it.  No problems.  Careful to not blow another bicep squatting

Last thing...would you like me to remind you of what I told you would happen by not following the rehab protocol?  You fucking it up is the BEST christmas present ever.  The fact you had a SECOND surgery is even better.  You'll fuck that one up too.

HA HA....Bhanks will ALWAYS be Bhanks.

No way this isn't hitting on Van:

Let's both train and get big legs for Xmas

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #895 on: Today at 08:09:52 PM »


HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

Excellent.  Flavors can be: Black Bile, Flatbread, or Skiing Hot Dogs

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #896 on: Today at 08:21:06 PM »
Actually I’m sold on trying Hankorelin.

Does anyone know the side effects though?