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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2075 on: December 11, 2025, 01:31:47 PM »
Poor Brian is in the best shape of his life and currently sports a massive gut.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2076 on: December 11, 2025, 01:42:23 PM »
I don't think he uses photoshop.

I think he uses stills from videos and filters.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2077 on: December 11, 2025, 02:28:05 PM »
according to brian nobody here trains other than krank and ro. van b. methyl mike that includes you two.

nobody

he's now gone all in on SC as 'not training'.

thats SC who probably trains harder than anybody. its also sc who looks better than the junkie hankins. its the same SC brian was going to roll with for the last 3 years.

the same SC who has practiced law for decades while brian couldnt do 20 days let alone 20 years.

SC my advice is post nothing up.

he is trying to exert influence. ignore the beer-gutted bitch and his lack of law school education. he's fucking dying on facebook. and its hilarious to watch!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2078 on: December 11, 2025, 02:49:15 PM »
I go to the gym 1-2 times a week. I don't need to overcompensate like Brian

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2079 on: December 11, 2025, 03:01:23 PM »
I go to the gym 1-2 times a week. I don't need to overcompensate like Brian


brian doesnt train consistently

the only thing he does consistently is drugs and unsolicited photos

he 'tips the scale' at 210lb on 36iu of hgh and a smorgasbord of gear

always remember with deluded pricks like brian

- if you way more than him your are fat
- if you way less than him he 'dwarves' you

this is after all the man who was labelled satan at birth

the real brian is the one you see on npc pics. and the lying brian got those pictures removed. why? because deep down he knows all the time all the drugs all the unsolicited posing sessions have unearthed a battered physique which requires cosmetic surgery. the fact he can never give credit is a testimony to that. he will never be happy until he is king of the world and he will never do that as he has a) shit genes and b) shit attitude to trg and diet.

but its fun seeing him lose his shit trying and failing.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2080 on: December 11, 2025, 03:26:02 PM »
also when the closet man screenshots my posts he edits it so as to not show the bit where it says

BRIAN GOT KICKED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL FOR FRAUD

HAHAHA
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2081 on: December 11, 2025, 04:29:33 PM »
also when the closet man screenshots my posts he edits it so as to not show the bit where it says

BRIAN GOT KICKED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL FOR FRAUD

HAHAHA

I think he’s going to law school in January .

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2082 on: December 11, 2025, 05:31:33 PM »
I think he’s going to law school in January .

Med school.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2084 on: December 11, 2025, 07:13:15 PM »


Jesus Christ, I could've done without the thrust in the middle.

Rumor has it, after that little display, he fired up a bowl, put on his favorite rap song*, and jerked himself into oblivion.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2085 on: December 11, 2025, 08:31:24 PM »
Jesus Christ, I could've done without the thrust in the middle.

Rumor has it, after that little display, he fired up a bowl, put on his favorite rap song*, and jerked himself into oblivion.

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I’m being serious when I ask this, I’m not saying this as an insult, but the nonsense he posts is because he’s trying to meet dudes right? He's obviously bi sexual, right?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2086 on: December 11, 2025, 08:47:30 PM »

I’m being serious when I ask this, I’m saying this as an insult, but the nonsense he posts is because he’s trying to meet dudes right? He's obviously bi sexual, right?

I've never seen a bodybuilder get that happy to be looked at, it's pure nirvana for him to be posing for an audience of men. Like a puppy seeing its owner after days away.

I think there might be something to the lavender marriage angle. They seem to lead totally separate lives now.