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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2075 on: December 11, 2025, 01:31:47 PM »
Poor Brian is in the best shape of his life and currently sports a massive gut.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2076 on: December 11, 2025, 01:42:23 PM »
I don't think he uses photoshop.

I think he uses stills from videos and filters.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2077 on: December 11, 2025, 02:28:05 PM »
according to brian nobody here trains other than krank and ro. van b. methyl mike that includes you two.

nobody

he's now gone all in on SC as 'not training'.

thats SC who probably trains harder than anybody. its also sc who looks better than the junkie hankins. its the same SC brian was going to roll with for the last 3 years.

the same SC who has practiced law for decades while brian couldnt do 20 days let alone 20 years.

SC my advice is post nothing up.

he is trying to exert influence. ignore the beer-gutted bitch and his lack of law school education. he's fucking dying on facebook. and its hilarious to watch!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2078 on: December 11, 2025, 02:49:15 PM »
I go to the gym 1-2 times a week. I don't need to overcompensate like Brian

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2079 on: December 11, 2025, 03:01:23 PM »
I go to the gym 1-2 times a week. I don't need to overcompensate like Brian


brian doesnt train consistently

the only thing he does consistently is drugs and unsolicited photos

he 'tips the scale' at 210lb on 36iu of hgh and a smorgasbord of gear

always remember with deluded pricks like brian

- if you weigh more than him your are fat
- if you weigh less than him he 'dwarves' you

this is after all the man who was labelled satan at birth

the real brian is the one you see on npc pics. and the lying brian got those pictures removed. why? because deep down he knows all the time all the drugs all the unsolicited posing sessions have unearthed a battered physique which requires cosmetic surgery. the fact he can never give credit is a testimony to that. he will never be happy until he is king of the world and he will never do that as he has a) shit genes and b) shit attitude to trg and diet.

but its fun seeing him lose his shit trying and failing.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2080 on: December 11, 2025, 03:26:02 PM »
also when the closet man screenshots my posts he edits it so as to not show the bit where it says

BRIAN GOT KICKED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL FOR FRAUD

HAHAHA
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2081 on: December 11, 2025, 04:29:33 PM »
also when the closet man screenshots my posts he edits it so as to not show the bit where it says

BRIAN GOT KICKED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL FOR FRAUD

HAHAHA

I think he’s going to law school in January .

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2082 on: December 11, 2025, 05:31:33 PM »
I think he’s going to law school in January .

Med school.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2084 on: December 11, 2025, 07:13:15 PM »


Jesus Christ, I could've done without the thrust in the middle.

Rumor has it, after that little display, he fired up a bowl, put on his favorite rap song*, and jerked himself into oblivion.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2085 on: December 11, 2025, 08:31:24 PM »
Jesus Christ, I could've done without the thrust in the middle.

Rumor has it, after that little display, he fired up a bowl, put on his favorite rap song*, and jerked himself into oblivion.

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I’m being serious when I ask this, I’m not saying this as an insult, but the nonsense he posts is because he’s trying to meet dudes right? He's obviously bi sexual, right?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2086 on: December 11, 2025, 08:47:30 PM »

I’m being serious when I ask this, I’m saying this as an insult, but the nonsense he posts is because he’s trying to meet dudes right? He's obviously bi sexual, right?

I've never seen a bodybuilder get that happy to be looked at, it's pure nirvana for him to be posing for an audience of men. Like a puppy seeing its owner after days away.

I think there might be something to the lavender marriage angle. They seem to lead totally separate lives now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2087 on: Today at 02:10:56 AM »
Have Jelly Roll and Hankins been seen in the same room? -

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https://people.com/jelly-roll-would-drink-and-do-cocaine-on-his-birthday-11862891 .

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2088 on: Today at 03:00:49 AM »

brian doesnt train consistently

the only thing he does consistently is drugs and unsolicited photos

he 'tips the scale' at 210lb on 36iu of hgh and a smorgasbord of gear

always remember with deluded pricks like brian

- if you way more than him your are fat
- if you way less than him he 'dwarves' you

this is after all the man who was labelled satan at birth

the real brian is the one you see on npc pics. and the lying brian got those pictures removed. why? because deep down he knows all the time all the drugs all the unsolicited posing sessions have unearthed a battered physique which requires cosmetic surgery. the fact he can never give credit is a testimony to that. he will never be happy until he is king of the world and he will never do that as he has a) shit genes and b) shit attitude to trg and diet.

but its fun seeing him lose his shit trying and failing.

In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2089 on: Today at 03:15:26 AM »
In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2090 on: Today at 03:58:53 AM »
In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.


Ok Mike I will deal with this fairly

I find him to be a humble guy

He has never once shown any humility here. He came here to get an honest opinion on his physique and he got one. He didnt like it so took against everyone. He ran people off the board with his constant abuse. People like Jeff and Wes offered him advice and instead of thanking them he ripped their competitive history apart despite both looking miles better than he ever has.
Humility?
Mocking the disabled isnt humility?
Wishing death on people isnt humility?
Claiming we were all fools because his wife has judges in her pocket so he is better than us.
Claiming he could beat Tyson. Claiming he beat an olympic champion wrestler in training. Calling himself an MMA fighter when he lost every fight while roided up against natty's. He was the same on prof muscle where he is also banned.
He was handed everything in life because his dad had money. He got helped to leave the military due to drug use. He has a record as long as your arm including beating up women. He comes from an environment where you can buy your way out of trouble. He tried to get the board shut down cos he was getting made a mug of on a daily basis. Add in he is a prolific and sustained bullshit artist. He also wanted to fight josh. Josh was travelling from canada when he got stopped at border as he was not coming in to fight. Gyms set up for the fight were threatened with legal action if they didn't call it off.

Fuck Hankins and anyone who cant see through his fucking bullshit. I sincerely wish the most aggressive horrific form of cancer on him. Then we can all mock him like he has Wes. The fcuking piece of shit.

He is an absolute fraud. If he had his way getbig wouldnt exist. Well this time he didnt get his own way. So read away Brian you arent coming back.

That said it is funny seeing your facebook every day you mental midget pot bellied prick. As form e being a slob come over to the UK as you claimed you would a year ago but backtracked on because you were having a boob job, and find out. I would brutalise you.

Until then your boasts and claims are simply hollow words from a spoilt bullshit artist.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2091 on: Today at 04:06:07 AM »
Bhanky is humble, honest, caring, law-abiding, a great father, and in the best shape of his life.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2092 on: Today at 05:19:15 AM »
In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2093 on: Today at 05:34:19 AM »
In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.

I think you are a bit lonely and looking for a friend and Bri sensed it and shined you on so he could get some attention.

This is the bread and butter interaction of these NPD/APD personalities, it's what they do, attention is their currency, the reason they exist.

Continue interacting with him. Sooner or later (sooner I think) you will find out why this dude cannot be around people.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2094 on: Today at 05:40:40 AM »
Methhead M1ke posts about humility, as if we don't have 1000s of post *right on this forum* showing the opposite.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2095 on: Today at 06:18:12 AM »
I think we all see Bhanks humility. Mikes onto something, Hankins is just misunderstood. He’s a really good person. Sure he said he’d piss on Pellius’s grave and wished Wes to suffer, but who doesn’t say something they regret once in a while, because he’s so humble I know he’s been quick to admit when he’s wrong and say he’s sorry.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2096 on: Today at 06:19:16 AM »
In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.

LMAO, fuck off. I bloody do.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2097 on: Today at 06:37:42 AM »
Have Jelly Roll and Hankins been seen in the same room? -

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https://people.com/jelly-roll-would-drink-and-do-cocaine-on-his-birthday-11862891 .
Why do you have to do poor jelly like that?

In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.
Does he have video of you two banging or something?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2098 on: Today at 06:44:09 AM »
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4 months natural nearly a year since a cycle, what's taking you so long B Wood?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2099 on: Today at 06:50:39 AM »
In all fairness I find him to be a humble guy who lives for his kid and to be fair has less than ideal genetics for a sport he probably hates that he loves. From our chats about the only thing that motivates him is his kid and he doesn't want to be a typical dad bod trying to keep up. His more rational side realizes the futility in this and yet, like most/all of us, he is driven to somehow accomplish this unreachable goal. Bodybuilding is the dream that never was yet never dies for nearly all of us (bigro excluded) and yet, no matter how much we try, we always have the gym and our youth crying out for time and attention.

I won't put words want to put my cock in his mouth but I believe Brian wishes he could come here and shoot the shit and be accepted amongst a group of like minded people. No more no less.

Keep in mind I do not know him personally but I know him a little better than I know the rest of you. He seems a decent enough guy. For all his flaws no one on the board claims to be any better. Bodybuilding attracts imperfect people.

My perspective is this, his only actual responsibility in this life is being a good dad and I would say he's an excellent father and role model for his kid. Beyond that I dont know don't ask not my business. His lifting technique is ok, he's stronger than I am and he seems more dedicated than you all give him credit.

I was a huge critic of his but over time I realized he's one of us and a decent guy, good father, not much else to say.

That and he lives in a gingerbread house lol. His life is a fantasy compared to mine but I don't hate him for it. Happy he's happy. Live and let live. Life is far too short to focus on negative feelings for others.

Piss poor trolling, you need to be much more subtle.  fixed