But I did. I even told him to get a legal document exempting me from any legal consequences if I crippled or killed him. It's there for everyone to read.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You are going to get reminded of this thread forever and a day now.
You should have just accepted the challenge and got kicked the shit out of, you would have got some respect then.
I suppose it would be difficult to explain all of the physical innacuracies though. That and your super strength not working.