Author Topic: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT (Read 9907 times)

calfzilla · « **Reply #75 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:22:52 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:16:07 PM

Yes it does.

You can satisfy yourself without penetrating your face.

So you are saying you have never given yourself a handjob?

chaos · « **Reply #76 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:24:14 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:22:52 PM

So you are saying you have never given yourself a handjob?

Like I said, you can pleasure yourself without penetrating your face.

Straight men jack off, queers suck cock.

See the difference?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #77 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:24:40 PM »

Quote from: Rich2 on April 15, 2009, 07:21:47 PM

Did you take this pic before or after you purged yourself from shame-eating?

after

why would i take a pic of myself before i purged?

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:22:52 PM

So you are saying you have never given yourself a handjob?

of course...
he has taken off his baseball cap and rubbed his head several times

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #78 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:25:41 PM »

has anyone here ever stuck a finger up their ass?

i am afraid to do it for fear of liking it.

my wife tried doing it once and i almost knocked her teeth out when i was flailing my arms in fear when her finger was headed that way.

calfzilla · « **Reply #79 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:26:20 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:24:14 PM

Like I said, you can pleasure yourself without penetrating your face.

Straight men jack off, queers suck cock.

See the difference?

Not really. One you are making yourself cum by using your hand, the other you are using your mouth. IMO if either is done to yourself you are straight, if you do it to or have it done by another man you are gay.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #80 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:28:28 PM »

Real men jack themselves off.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #81 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:29:28 PM »

btw, let me take this opportunity to plug my favorite underwear company (sorry, 2xist)

http://www.andrewchristian.com/

chaos · « **Reply #82 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:32:05 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:26:20 PM

Not really. One you are making yourself cum by using your hand, the other you are using your mouth. IMO if either is done to yourself you are straight, if you do it to or have it done by another man you are gay.

Penis in the mouth = gay.

Quote from: Power Rod on April 15, 2009, 07:25:41 PM

has anyone here ever stuck a finger up their ass?

i am afraid to do it for fear of liking it.

my wife tried doing it once and i almost knocked her teeth out when i was flailing my arms in fear when her finger was headed that way.

PM UKGold, apparently he loves that stuff.

calfzilla · « **Reply #83 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:33:56 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:32:05 PM

Penis in the mouth = gay.

PM UKGold, apparently he loves that stuff.

I guess we will have to agree to disagree Chaos. You are a good man.

chaos · « **Reply #84 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:34:46 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:33:56 PM

I guess we will have to agree to disagree Chaos. You are a good man.

Let's clear the air, no anomosity........would you suck your own dick?

calfzilla · « **Reply #85 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:36:01 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:34:46 PM

Let's clear the air, no anomosity........would you suck your own dick?

I think if all guys were able to, most or all likely would. Even you. It just seems weird cuz we can't so we don't really think about it.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #86 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:36:26 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:34:46 PM

Let's clear the air, no anomosity........would you suck your own dick?

i would never leave the house if i could

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #87 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:36:41 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:32:05 PM

PM UKGold, apparently he loves that stuff.

God, that was a long time ago.

Who's the guy who liked watching his wife get nailed by others? Hurricane Beef?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #88 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on April 15, 2009, 07:36:41 PM

God, that was a long time ago.

Who's the guy who liked watching his wife get nailed by others? Hurricane Beef?

Yeah while he hid in a dark corner like the cowardly, deviant, little rat that he was.

chaos · « **Reply #89 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:39:07 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:36:26 PM

i would never leave the house if i could

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:XE7Bs8LJF7NJlM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Selfsuck.jpg

Quote from: Power Rod on April 15, 2009, 07:36:41 PM

God, that was a long time ago.

Who's the guy who liked watching his wife get nailed by others? Hurricane Beef?

I think "QuakerOats" admitted on the womens board he let his old lady bone down with other guys........not sure who else said that.

ChinoXL · « **Reply #90 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:39:40 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:19:07 PM

Are you sure you aren't a fruitbooty?

legendary Booker T quote.

thumbs up on that one.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #91 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:40:01 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:39:07 PM

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:XE7Bs8LJF7NJlM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Selfsuck.jpg

is that Thom Yorke?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #92 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:41:10 PM »

Quote from: ChinoXL on April 15, 2009, 07:39:40 PM

legendary Booker T quote. thumbs up on that one.

actually, it was stevie ray who made that term popular not booker t

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #93 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:41:56 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:40:01 PM

is that Thom Yorke?

Hey take it easy big guy, Miley's a fan

Kwon · « **Reply #94 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:46:05 PM »

Great physique Johnny!

Epic Lisa Stansfield-hairdo in the first pics.

How's your training?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #95 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on April 15, 2009, 07:46:05 PM

Great physique Johnny!

Epic Lisa Stansfield-hairdo in the first pics.

How's your training?

NICE CALL on the lisa stansfield reference

training is the shit now that i do nothing but burpee variations and band sprints

ChinoXL · « **Reply #96 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:49:28 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:41:10 PM

actually, it was stevie ray who made that term popular not booker t

I stand corrected.

PS: That hair is super

calfzilla · « **Reply #97 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:49:59 PM »

Gayer than sucking your own dick.

chaos · « **Reply #98 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:51:25 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:40:01 PM

is that Thom Yorke?

I dunno, but he's gay, just like you!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #99 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:55:02 PM »

Quote from: ChinoXL on April 15, 2009, 07:49:28 PM

PS: That hair is super

thank you

seriously, thank you