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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 08:07:35 AM
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
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they are jealous of you
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you ARE gay
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
JNN what is your hair style these days?
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maybe the flesh flute is more precious to you then you thought it was?
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JNN what is your hair style these days?
like this....my face is too puffy right now for me to take a self shot. but i'm definately rocking "the fringed side bang over my eye" look currently
also, i currently have a slight fade on my side
(http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/rihanna-shorthairstyle.jpg)
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JNN what is your hair style these days?
OUTED
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they are jealous of you
most likely
people don't realize that trainers need to "brand" themselves
i've branded myself as the trainer with style and prospective clients (in my case rich cougars and young rich girls with money) will sign up with me knowing that i can get them in the shape they need to be to be considered sexy
you can have certs coming out your asshole and know everything about kinesiology but if you don't have a "look", you're fucked
I make no arguement about it people- I don't work in the "health business" or the "Fitness Business"- I work in the "vanity business"
you're gay
fixed
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Maybe you should just agree and then fuck their girls. Beats your asexual lifestyle.
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OUTED
Bigdumbell is openly gay,how can you OUT him?
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Maybe you should just agree and then fuck their girls. Beats your asexual lifestyle.
i'm not aesexual by choice mind you . my vanity (again) is a huge turn off to the bitches around these parts
btw, i know my case is more of a matter of geography than anything because my look is kind of a norm when i worked as a trainer in the city
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People around here think you're gay too, and we're not from upstate new york. ::)
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People around here think you're gay too, and we're not from upstate new york. ::)
lol pwn3d ;D
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
Fashion is the dumbest thing in history.
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i'm not aesexual by choice mind you . my vanity (again) is a huge turn off to the bitches around these parts
btw, i know my case is more of a matter of geography than anything because my look is kind of a norm when i worked as a trainer in the city
What about the big move you had planned? Miami was it?
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this isn't my first instance of "is he gay?" at my job
my boss, the director of trainers asked on of the salespeople
"is Salvatore gay?"
"I don't think so" the sales guy said
"Fuck- we could use a gay trainer"
mind you- the director of trainers contiously tells me that i should go to the gay clubs in the area with my business cards as a means to get more clients. btw, he isn't joking
"Hey shithead, get in some short shorts and go to Waterworks/Rocks/or O-bar and pass out some cards and get some clients in here"
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What about the big move you had planned? Miami was it?
vegas right now cuz i can make a KILLING stripping (for women)
it will be by the end of 2010
I don't know when in 2010 but it will be in 2010
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vegas right now cuz i can make a KILLING stripping (for women)
it will be by the end of 2010
I don't know when in 2010 but it will be in 2010
SOUNDS LIKE A SOLID PLAN
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SOUNDS LIKE A SOLID PLAN
def. the way to go
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vegas right now cuz i can make a KILLING stripping (for women)
it will be by the end of 2010
I don't know when in 2010 but it will be in 2010
Sell all your shit and get on a bus. Thinking things through is for old people.
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Sell all your shit and get on a bus.
even if i sold all my stuff, i wouldn't have enough
i need at least 6k before i move.....thankfully my dad is loaded and has neglected me for most of my life- hopefully "guilt" will set in and he will hook a n1gga up
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even if i sold all my stuff, i wouldn't have enough
i need at least 6k before i move.....thankfully my dad is loaded and has neglected me for most of my life- hopefully "guilt" will set in and he will hook a n1gga up
6k? That's it? And you can't come up with that?
Must suck to be poor.
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(http://www.demorgen.be/static/FOTO/pe/7/12/6/large_518631.jpg)
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Must suck to be poor.
i'm broke
sexy..but broke
however, the good news is for the same money i pay to not get laid in albany, I could be swimming in insecure, bleached-blonde, fake tittied pussy in Vegas for the same money cuz the rent for a 1 BR is like the same there as it is here
(http://www.demorgen.be/static/FOTO/pe/7/12/6/large_518631.jpg)
is that what you think my dad looks like?
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even if i sold all my stuff, i wouldn't have enough
i need at least 6k before i move.....thankfully my dad is loaded and has neglected me for most of my life- hopefully "guilt" will set in and he will hook a n1gga up
How is $6,000 the magic number? You'd get out there for under $300 by air. I bet you could do it right now, you big emo.
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How is $6,000 the magic number? You'd get out there for under $300 by air. I bet you could do it right now, you big emo.
i figure it would be enough for me to not only move but to put down for a couple months of rent in advance. Plus, i would have alittle extra in case i'm not getting as much work as I thought i would be getting.
It's more of a "better safe than sorry" way of thinking
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
A few pics was all it took for Getbig to determine that you were gay. I reckon that spending more than 60 seconds around you in real life would lead to the same conclusion.
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A few pics was all it took for Getbig to determine that you were gay. I reckon that spending more than 60 seconds around you in real life would lead to the same conclusion.
dude, i'm as straight as hugh jackman and vin diesel
......actually, those were bad choices
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is that what you think my dad looks like?
You need to learn to recognize your fellow gays better. Even though this one is dead.
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(http://www.demorgen.be/static/FOTO/pe/7/12/6/large_518631.jpg)
it was only a rumor ;D
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You need to learn to recognize your fellow gays better. Even though this one is dead.
bobby valentine is dead?!
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bobby valentine is dead?!
It's Jörg Haider, leader of the right-wing party in Austria. He's dead now.
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It's Jörg Haider, leader of the right-wing party in Austria. He's dead now.
oh
btw, bobby valentine was the manager for the new york mets and per the great artie lange anyone who was a met is gay
i thought you would appreciate that one
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dude, i'm as straight as hugh jackman and vin diesel
......actually, those were bad choices
here's a better one:
(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/17/21/0000041721_20070730172209.jpg)
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"WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON"
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"WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON"
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per the great artie lange anyone who was a met is gay
;D
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btw, bobby valentine was the manager for the new york mets and per the great artie lange anyone who was a met is gay
i thought you would appreciate that one
isn't bobby valentine an rnb singer?
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isn't bobby valentine an rnb singer?
BOBBY BROWN
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isn't bobby valentine an rnb singer?
i think you're thinking of bobby valentino
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i think you're thinking of bobby valentino
ah yes
slooow down i just wanna get to know you
but don't turn aroung cause that pretty little thing looks good to me
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JNN, is it Au Bar or Oh Bar. never been just heard it mentioned
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You are only GAY if you think you are quote from Chick
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maybe posing nude and then posting the pics in various forums have something to do with that
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Says it all.
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OUTED
He admits he's gay......he's not all of the sudden "outed". Try to keep up.
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haha i watched this boondocks scene like 20 times today
hahah omg can't stop laughing
ewwww niggaah you gay haha
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Hey, I've been watching football all weekend, but one of my favorite movies has been on (The Devil wares Prada) has been on, so between plays I watch that. Doesn't mean I'm gay. JNN on the other hand...........
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Hey, I've been watching football all weekend, but one of my favorite movies has been on (The Devil wares Prada) has been on, so between plays I watch that. Doesn't mean I'm gay. JNN on the other hand...........
i'd like to go clothes shopping with you sometime and treat you to lunch at say The Ritz or similar.
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they are jealous of you
i would also say this is the reason they talk shit......bodybuilding causes soo much envy and jealousy. People who dont workout, especially among males, see another guy thats all jacked up, and get soo jealous that he defends his "insecurity" by sayin shit like...."all steroids" or some other jealous ass remark, or even callin that dude gay too feel good about themselves and how they look. Its all good, let the haters hate....like the saying goes, DONT HATE ME...HATE THE GAME. I also agree wit ya....just because a man dress' nice doesnt mean hes a fagoolie. Who the fuck came up wit that shit?? Again, it all goes back to bodybuilding and people being jealous. I aint no clothes whore or fashion freak but i like to go and buy clothes that look and fit good on me. Again, alllll leads back to bodybuilding. All these "outsiders" are jealous cuz they know you have confidence in yourself, and how you look, dress, etc....
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JNN, I love you, mate, but you've got to stop it with these weird 'People Think I'm Gay' posts. :)
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JNN, is it Au Bar or Oh Bar. never been just heard it mentioned
oh bar.
It actually is a nice bar too....
....at least it looks that way from the outside
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i would also say this is the reason they talk shit......bodybuilding causes soo much envy and jealousy. People who dont workout, especially among males, see another guy thats all jacked up, and get soo jealous that he defends his "insecurity" by sayin shit like...."all steroids" or some other jealous ass remark, or even callin that dude gay too feel good about themselves and how they look. Its all good, let the haters hate....like the saying goes, DONT HATE ME...HATE THE GAME. I also agree wit ya....just because a man dress' nice doesnt mean hes a fagoolie. Who the fuck came up wit that shit?? Again, it all goes back to bodybuilding and people being jealous. I aint no clothes whore or fashion freak but i like to go and buy clothes that look and fit good on me. Again, alllll leads back to bodybuilding. All these "outsiders" are jealous cuz they know you have confidence in yourself, and how you look, dress, etc....
nice post
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So you have the same haircut as Rihanna and text with homo's from the gym. You sound like a big time queer dude.
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So you have the same haircut as Rihanna and text with homo's from the gym. You sound like a big time queer dude.
man i gotta say and no offense cause noname is cool but man with that doo (the pic is from a chick bro) and not sure how you talk but bro no wonder your striking out with the ladies. Grown women are not looking for that. They like guys a bit more masculine, they really do. And guys they can tell will be providers. If there is the least bit of femininity in your voice straight women will think your gay too.
maybe fucked up in the head 18-20 yo chicks with tons of metal in thier face may dig you but...........
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Yeah no offense johnny but that haircut has got homo written all over it
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i would also say this is the reason they talk shit......bodybuilding causes soo much envy and jealousy. People who dont workout, especially among males, see another guy thats all jacked up, and get soo jealous that he defends his "insecurity" by sayin shit like...."all steroids" or some other jealous ass remark, or even callin that dude gay too feel good about themselves and how they look. Its all good, let the haters hate....like the saying goes, DONT HATE ME...HATE THE GAME. I also agree wit ya....just because a man dress' nice doesnt mean hes a fagoolie. Who the fuck came up wit that shit?? Again, it all goes back to bodybuilding and people being jealous. I aint no clothes whore or fashion freak but i like to go and buy clothes that look and fit good on me. Again, alllll leads back to bodybuilding. All these "outsiders" are jealous cuz they know you have confidence in yourself, and how you look, dress, etc....
Dressing well is cool, but if somebody is obsessed with designer everything and spends all their money on clothes... they're usually gay. Us saying he's got a phaggot hairstyle has nothing to do with jealousy... it's a girls style.
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Thanks anyway BD but I think my wife might have something to say about that!
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like this....my face is too puffy right now for me to take a self shot. but i'm definately rocking "the fringed side bang over my eye" look currently
also, i currently have a slight fade on my side
(http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/rihanna-shorthairstyle.jpg)
Gotta be careful wearing that style, bro. Might get yourself punched out.
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sorry to hear about ya issues j
does anyone at ya job ever ask to see your abs???
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i dont think its the way he looks or his body
Its probably more to do with your personality JNN, no offence
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Problem is that you're pretty rather than handsome. Sort of like the difference between a Tom Cruise and a Tom Selleck. Also, you strike me as someone who is polite and has good, maybe even refine, manners. And it's obvious you practice good hygiene and dress well.
Never comb your hair but, if you must, comb it in a way that makes it look like it's not comb. When you get out of the shower just towel dry it and maybe style it with your hands, not a brush or comb, meaning just rub your scalp and shake your head. Kind of like a dog does when it gets wet. You want kind of a unkempt tousled look. Also, never wash your hair more than once a week if even that. And never ever use or be seen buying any time of conditioner. Needless to say highlights and coloring is totally out of the question.
No matter how loudly or clearly one initially speaks to you always make them repeat it. Always reply with "What? or "Ah what?" Then you repeat what they just said and look annoyed. For example, if I ask you at work: "Excuse me, it seems a bit warm in here. Is the AC down?" You reply, "What?" And when I ask again, "Oh, I just wanted to know if the AC is down." You then reply, "You want to know if the AC is down?"
Works every time and I got that from my mother who nobody thought was gay.
And you really shouldn't be txting at all. Especially to known gay people.
I know this will be hard for you but try to look a bit more rumpled and disheveled. Like you just got out of bed and just put on whatever clothes happened to be on the floor. Do not use any moisturizers on your face. Frown more. Occasionally spit in potted plants. Look at other people and just shake your head in contempt. Buy a gun. Publicly express your hatred of cats.
Lastly, and most importantly, if you don't want people to think you're gay stop having sex with other men.
Hope this helps.
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Problem is that you're pretty rather than handsome. Sort of like the difference between a Tom Cruise and a Tom Selleck. Also, you strike me as someone who is polite and has good, maybe even refine, manners. And it's obvious you practice good hygiene and dress well.
Never comb your hair but, if you must, comb it in a way that makes it look like it's not comb. When you get out of the shower just towel dry it and maybe style it with your hands, not a brush or comb, meaning just rub your scalp and shake your head. Kind of like a dog does when it gets wet. You want kind of a unkempt tousled look. Also, never wash your hair more than once a week if even that. And never ever use or be seen buying any time of conditioner. Needless to say highlights and coloring is totally out of the question.
No matter how loudly or clearly one initially speaks to you always make them repeat it. Always reply with "What? or "Ah what?" Then you repeat what they just said and look annoyed. For example, if I ask you at work: "Excuse me, it seems a bit warm in here. Is the AC down?" You reply, "What?" And when I ask again, "Oh, I just wanted to know if the AC is down." You then reply, "You want to know if the AC is down?"
Works every time and I got that from my mother who nobody thought was gay.
And you really shouldn't be txting at all. Especially to known gay people.
I know this will be hard for you but try to look a bit more rumpled and disheveled. Like you just got out of bed and just put on whatever clothes happened to be on the floor. Do not use any moisturizers on your face. Frown more. Occasionally spit in potted plants. Look at other people and just shake your head in contempt. Buy a gun. Publicly express your hatred of cats.
Lastly, and most importantly, if you don't want people to think you're gay stop having sex with other men.
Hope this helps.
That's not "War and peace"
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That's not "War and peace"
Too many characters?
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Too many characters?
I STARTED TO READ IT, THEN DECIDED I WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO MAKE THE TIME INVESTMENT
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
This is good! Now you can fuck a lot of men 8)
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Too many characters?
LOL
I STARTED TO READ IT, THEN DECIDED I WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO MAKE THE TIME INVESTMENT
If you have to read a Tolstoy novel, read Anna Karenina - it's a lot better than War & peace, which is nothing special.
But I digress. So let's get back to helping Johnny come out successfully ;D
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man i gotta say and no offense cause noname is cool but man with that doo (the pic is from a chick bro) and not sure how you talk but bro no wonder your striking out with the ladies. Grown women are not looking for that. They like guys a bit more masculine, they really do. And guys they can tell will be providers. If there is the least bit of femininity in your voice straight women will think your gay too.
maybe fucked up in the head 18-20 yo chicks with tons of metal in thier face may dig you but...........
*takes notes*
btw, no offense taken, brotha
Yeah no offense johnny but that haircut has got homo written all over it
it really does actually
after i tell people who inspired it i have to quickly remind them how close I was to playing single A baseball
Gotta be careful wearing that style, bro. Might get yourself punched out.
I'm making sure to stay away from chris brown/black douchebags
does anyone at ya job ever ask to see your abs???
no but my boss always says i have the best abs in the gym
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Lastly, and most importantly, if you don't want people to think you're gay stop having sex with other men.
qft
This is good! Now you can fuck a lot of men 8)
how dare you- i'm not a slut
But I digress. So let's get back to helping Johnny come out successfully ;D
the only way i could come out successfully is if i was to butt fuck donald trump, pull out and spooge all over his back........
....anyone?
...is this thing on?
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maybe the flesh flute is more precious to you then you thought it was?
The best English Mars has ever "exhibited"...
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Problem is that you're pretty rather than handsome. Sort of like the difference between a Tom Cruise and a Tom Selleck. Also, you strike me as someone who is polite and has good, maybe even refine, manners. And it's obvious you practice good hygiene and dress well.
Never comb your hair but, if you must, comb it in a way that makes it look like it's not comb. When you get out of the shower just towel dry it and maybe style it with your hands, not a brush or comb, meaning just rub your scalp and shake your head. Kind of like a dog does when it gets wet. You want kind of a unkempt tousled look. Also, never wash your hair more than once a week if even that. And never ever use or be seen buying any time of conditioner. Needless to say highlights and coloring is totally out of the question.
No matter how loudly or clearly one initially speaks to you always make them repeat it. Always reply with "What? or "Ah what?" Then you repeat what they just said and look annoyed. For example, if I ask you at work: "Excuse me, it seems a bit warm in here. Is the AC down?" You reply, "What?" And when I ask again, "Oh, I just wanted to know if the AC is down." You then reply, "You want to know if the AC is down?"
Works every time and I got that from my mother who nobody thought was gay.
And you really shouldn't be txting at all. Especially to known gay people.
I know this will be hard for you but try to look a bit more rumpled and disheveled. Like you just got out of bed and just put on whatever clothes happened to be on the floor. Do not use any moisturizers on your face. Frown more. Occasionally spit in potted plants. Look at other people and just shake your head in contempt. Buy a gun. Publicly express your hatred of cats.
Lastly, and most importantly, if you don't want people to think you're gay stop having sex with other men.
Hope this helps.
This is good advice.
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(http://www.modsuperstar.ca/images/tom_cruise.jpg)
MOOOM, johnnynoname wouldn't come out of the closet!!!
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Johnny I can tell that you are straight.
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Johnny I can tell that you are straight with a curve.
fixed
j/k :D
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Johnny I can tell that you are straight.
by the taste of his penis?
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Johnny I can tell that you are straight.
it's cuz i can calculate a Slugging Percentage, isn't it?
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Thanks anyway BD but I think my wife might have something to say about that!
which one joe loco...your first, second, third, fourth, or current wife?
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by the taste of his penis?
Are you saying JNN penis taste like pussy?
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Who's "joeloco"?
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the only person that doesnt know johnnynoname is gay is johnnynoname. GetBig still loves you though (no homo)
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the only person that doesnt know johnnynoname is gay is johnnynoname. GetBig still loves you though (no homo)
lol
i'm in the closet about being in the closet :)
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Who's "joeloco"?
oh, sorry. i should have put Coach...my bad. isnt hannity on? shouldnt you be going to bed early so you can throw rocks at poor people or something?
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lol
i'm in the closet about being in the closet :)
you are your own best kept secret......
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oh, sorry. i should have put Coach...my bad. isnt hannity on? shouldnt you be going to bed early so you can throw rocks at poor people or something?
least he aint spammin the board with his bigot links no more
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lol
i'm in the closet about being in the closet :)
What do the gays think about you having to save for 3 months to afford a pair of nice pants and some sunday snacks?
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What do the gays think about you having to save for 3 months to afford a pair of nice pants and some sunday snacks?
what do you think they'd say?
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johnny, the reason they think you're gay is cuz you keep blowing guys.
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what do you think the'd say?
Since Debussey is a fag, its hard to be objective according to Duck >:(
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Was this Debussys official coming out of the closet post?
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Was this Debussys official coming out of the closet post?
It's Duck's words, and Duck is a fucking whore >:(
Dong Dildo Cocksu.cker has not spoken on the issue yet in fear of destroying Debussey's fragile psyche :'(
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Problem is that you're pretty rather than handsome. Sort of like the difference between a Tom Cruise and a Tom Selleck. Also, you strike me as someone who is polite and has good, maybe even refine, manners. And it's obvious you practice good hygiene and dress well.
Never comb your hair but, if you must, comb it in a way that makes it look like it's not comb. When you get out of the shower just towel dry it and maybe style it with your hands, not a brush or comb, meaning just rub your scalp and shake your head. Kind of like a dog does when it gets wet. You want kind of a unkempt tousled look. Also, never wash your hair more than once a week if even that. And never ever use or be seen buying any time of conditioner. Needless to say highlights and coloring is totally out of the question.
No matter how loudly or clearly one initially speaks to you always make them repeat it. Always reply with "What? or "Ah what?" Then you repeat what they just said and look annoyed. For example, if I ask you at work: "Excuse me, it seems a bit warm in here. Is the AC down?" You reply, "What?" And when I ask again, "Oh, I just wanted to know if the AC is down." You then reply, "You want to know if the AC is down?"
Works every time and I got that from my mother who nobody thought was gay.
And you really shouldn't be txting at all. Especially to known gay people.
I know this will be hard for you but try to look a bit more rumpled and disheveled. Like you just got out of bed and just put on whatever clothes happened to be on the floor. Do not use any moisturizers on your face. Frown more. Occasionally spit in potted plants. Look at other people and just shake your head in contempt. Buy a gun. Publicly express your hatred of cats.
Lastly, and most importantly, if you don't want people to think you're gay stop having sex with other men.
Hope this helps.
wash your hair only one once a week ???
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johnny you need to kill and eat an animal like a deer or elk.
More excellent advice. When a man has tasted meat killed by his own hands, it is no longer possible to be gay. In fact, homosexuality started when a man was too old or too impaired to participate in the hunt and had to stay back in the village with the women who wanted nothing to do with them since they were inferior breeding material. Thus their only choice was to have sex with each other.
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Gotta be careful wearing that style, bro. Might get yourself punched out.
So, are you saying he might get hit on?
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What do the gays think about you having to save for 3 months to afford a pair of nice pants and some sunday snacks?
that might be my saving grace as a straight guy cuz i'm consistently broke while all the homersexuals around here are rich
johnny, the reason they think you're gay is cuz you keep blowing guys.
a have a pretty bad gag reflex so that got cut out just by necessity
More excellent advice. When a man has tasted meat killed by his own hands, it is no longer possible to be gay. In fact, homosexuality started when a man was too old or too impaired to participate in the hunt and had to stay back in the village with the women who wanted nothing to do with them since they were inferior breeding material. Thus their only choice was to have sex with each other.
you should have been my history teacher
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johnny, the reason they think you're gay is cuz you keep blowing guys.
nah i don't think that's it. I think it's the haircut.
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JNN, you're a good guy and the wittiest person on this board so I take particular umbrage when people call you an emo. You're just a very introspective, evolved and sensitive person. And if you ever get really down and want some emo-tional support I'll be right over and we can cut ourselves together.
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nah i don't think that's it. I think it's the haircut.
And the face, body, tan and highly evolved fashion sense.
It also helps if you eat less vegetables, especially salads, and more meat. Being more of a carnivore helps you to think and act more like a predator. Your ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain to eat grass.
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
no offence, but your taking th emetrosexuality a tad too far. your style DOES suggest your gay, you kinda look like Bruno with the hair and the stuff you wear (or lack of)...either way, fuck them for discussing your sexuality behind your back
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JNN, you're a good guy and the wittiest person on this board so I take particular umbrage when people call you an emo. You're just a very introspective, evolved and sensitive person. And if you ever get really down and want some emo-tional support I'll be right over and we can cut ourselves together.
the funniest thing is that i'm not even "emo"
my hair,on the other hand, is very emo- i used to think my scalp was sweating-it was really crying
no offence, but your taking th emetrosexuality a tad too far. your style DOES suggest your gay, you kinda look like Bruno with the hair and the stuff you wear (or lack of)...either way, fuck them for discussing your sexuality behind your back
i know but that is who i am
did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)
I also wrestled all through high school and college (/just killed my butch-ness)
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lets paypal JNN to help him out..
seriously
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the funniest thing is that i'm not even "emo"
my hair,on the other hand, is very emo- i used to think my scalp was sweating-it was really crying
i know but that is who i am
did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)
I also wrestled all through high school and college (/just killed my butch-ness)
now u tell us lol
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lets paypal JNN to help him out..
seriously
what will i buy?
hair clippers?
Levi's?
some shirts from Hollister or Ambercrombie and Fitch?
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what will i buy?
hair clippers?
Levi's?
some shirts from Hollister or Ambercrombie and Fitch?
nah advance rent money.
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nah advance rent money.
Southwest has direct or indirect flights from Albany to Las Vegas daily JNN
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JNN is a cool dude.
I just wish that he'd assault some fat lady at the gym or something.
Let em have it brah.
wooooosaaaa
This is dedicated to you sunshine.
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I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office
I LOL'd when i found this out
their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals
bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently
then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"
In these days of changing ways
so called liberated days
a story comes to mind of a friend of mine
Georgie boy was gay I guess
nothin' more or nothin' less
the kindest guy I ever knew
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/THE-KILLING-OF-GEORGIE-lyrics-Rod-Stewart/08D71E234EBF4EFA482568950012E738
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Southwest has direct or indirect flights from Albany to Las Vegas daily JNN
hmmm
honestly, i'm thinking everyday more that the move will happen sooner and sooner
at this point, i don't care if i break my lease here
staying in albany is costing me money and pussy
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What's a guantlet (around the wrist)?
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What's a guantlet (around the wrist)?
(http://z.about.com/d/couponing/1/0/B/s/ns_leathrcuff46.jpg)
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Ahh gottcha...I wear those sometimes when I work or go out, but you wear that while working out at a gym with like sweat pants and stuff?
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did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)
did you sign with the Reds org? Rookie ball? I played college ball and a couple of years in an independent league in late 90's, 2000...I'm guessing you were a pitcher?
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did you sign with the Reds org? Rookie ball? I played college ball and a couple of years in an independent league in late 90's, 2000...I'm guessing you were a pitcher?
the coach of my college team was a former Red ( I would name him but i don't want to "name drop"...it wouldn't matter anyway cuz he wasn't a huge name) and he still had contacts in the organization. I forgot where the single A club was at the time.
I just didn't care to do it though cuz i was living in NYC and just having a good time living in the city at the time
I was a centerfielder actually
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did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)
That explains the slg % comment.
Hit the sports boards and talk baseball. It's a good group, but very football heavy. Need more baseball people.
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That explains the slg % comment.
Hit the sports boards and talk baseball. It's a good group, but very football heavy. Need more baseball people.
beware of joloco the preacher
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hmmm
honestly, i'm thinking everyday more that the move will happen sooner and sooner
at this point, i don't care if i break my lease here
staying in albany is costing me money and pussy
btw, loss of job is cause to quit lease
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JNN,
the thought of you being straight has never once crossed my mind
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.|. ;)
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the coach of my college team was a former Red ( I would name him but i don't want to "name drop"...it wouldn't matter anyway cuz he wasn't a huge name) and he still had contacts in the organization. I forgot where the single A club was at the time.
I just didn't care to do it though cuz i was living in NYC and just having a good time living in the city at the time
I was a centerfielder actually
Oh bullshit....everybody knows you are a catcher. ::)
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oh, sorry. i should have put Coach...my bad. isnt hannity on? shouldnt you be going to bed early so you can throw rocks at poor people or something?
Who is this "coach" person?
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btw, loss of job is cause to quit lease
is it really?
JNN,
the thought of you being straight has never once crossed my mind
it's weird isn't it that i actually have sex with girls
when we kiss, we both have to worry about our make up smearing
Oh bullshit....everybody knows you are a catcher. ::)
believe it or not but I caught in babe ruth....do what you will with that one ;D
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btw, i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread
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is it really?
it's weird isn't it that i actually have sex with girls
when we kiss, we both have to worry about our make up smearing
believe it or not but I caught in babe ruth....do what you will with that one ;D
loss of income is in nys
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loss of income is in nys
excellent
one of the only other things is (and this sounds odd) is i'm considering running a cycle before i leave...maybe
oh, and that small thing about actually planning the move out ;D
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excellent
one of the only other things is (and this sounds odd) is i'm considering running a cycle before i leave...maybe
Debussey would rape your gaping anus hard if it became available for sperm injections.
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Debussey would rape your gaping anus hard if it became available for sperm injections.
fixed
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(http://awearnessblog.com/399px-Gay_Couple_from_back_hand_holding_on_CSD_2006_Berlin_-_Make_Love_Not_War.jpg)
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it's not gay if the dick is just in your mouth
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it's not gay if the dick is just in your mouth
naw dude, that is very gay
however, it isn't gay if your dick is in another guy's mouth
no- that isn't gay; that's just paying last june's rent
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naw dude, that is very gay
however, it isn't gay if your dick is in another guy's mouth
no- that isn't gay; that's just paying last june's rent
JNN you have gr8t logic
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it's weird isn't it that i actually have sex with girls
when we kiss, we both have to worry about our make up smearing
God, just one gem after another. Keep honing your craft here on GetBig and eventually you make the big time.
If you can make it here,
You'll make it anywhere.
It's up to you -- GetBig, GeeetttBigggg!
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I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point
Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous
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;)
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If people think it, it must be true.
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Your co-workers have Gaydar... Your a fag.. :)
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I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point
Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous
You just went up another notch....Flight is a great show
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I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point
Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous
"Wellington" ;D
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I hate to "arvilla" this thread but this video proves my point
Fashion doesn't make you "gay" (not that their is anything wrong with it); fashion is very "Manly" cuz fashion is dangerous
because of these two assholes, for about 3 months, i'd pull up to work blasting David Bowie every morning. Pretty sure people thought i was in some kind of cock addiction.
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because of these two assholes, for about 3 months, i'd pull up to work blasting David Bowie every morning. Pretty sure people thought i was in some kind of cock addiction.
liking bowie doesn't make you a homersexual
it makes you awesome/somewhat bi
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liking bowie doesn't make you a homersexual
it makes you awesome/somewhat bi
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i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread againg but
http://albany.craigslist.org/bts/1377615284.html
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i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread againg but
http://albany.craigslist.org/bts/1377615284.html
Your ad spews gimmicktry. I assume you are targeting a particular market/niche with the overboard photos and such. I would think that a professional CPT would'nt have to whore themselves out like this. Kind of like the difference between Warren Buffett and 50 cent.....one has billions and you'd never know it while the other has millions and EVERYONE knows it.
My point is that you're cornering yourself when it comes to potential clients. A conservative, middle aged woman(the most common client) I think would have hesitations paying you $$ for your services. Young, hip females and gay men would prob love to work with you. Those are few n far between. My suggestion would be to tone down your "image" just enough to attract the conservative crowd while keeping your existing progressive crowd.
Baby calf and Papa bull on top of hill overlooking a herd of sheep. Baby says to Papa, "Let's run down there and f#ck one of those sheep"!.....Papa Bull says, "Let's walk down the hill and F#ck them ALL"!
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Young, hip females and gay men would prob love to work with you. Those are far/few in between. My suggestion would be to tone down your "image" just enough to attract the conservative crowd while keeping your existing progressive crowd.
but, quite frankly, that is my target audience.
Yes, the money is green no matter where it comes from but I realize that middle age conservatives DON'T want me as a trainer so i don't market myself towards them
here in lies the pictures cuz i know homosexuals will want to train with me
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but, quite frankly, that is my target audience.
Yes, the money is green no matter where it comes from but I realize that middle age conservatives DON'T want me as a trainer so i don't market myself towards them
here in lies the pictures cuz i know homosexuals will want to train with me
false advertising! Unless you're bangin them, how do you retain them as long-tern clients? If you can, supposedly, "ACT" homosexual to attract a certain client, then why not act conservative to attract the 60 yr old woman?
You'd attract a wide variety of clients if you acted as a cameleon. Do you train any straight men? Women over 35? Just tryin to help you get to Vegas baby!!!!!!!!
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i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread againg but
http://albany.craigslist.org/bts/1377615284.html
did it have to be that first shot of u in the shower? LOL dont you have a picture of yourself with clothes on?
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You'd attract a wide variety of clients if you acted as a cameleon. Do you train any straight men? Women over 35? Just tryin to help you get to Vegas baby!!!!!!!!
your point is well taken
when i prospect around the gym, then i'm prospecting EVERYBODY (old,young, attractive, homly..etc)
however, in that particular ad I'm "branding" myself...or at least trying to
did it have to be that first shot of u in the shower? LOL dont you have a picture of yourself with clothes on?
lol i really don't.
In clothes- i look small
out of clother- i look amazing
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/safe1.jpg?t=1252345648)
I still don't know why people think you are gay. What guy hasn't ripped off his wife beater in the shower while moaning in ecstasy.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/05170901.jpg)
And people actually think gays will find you in anyway appealing. This pic to me says Special Forces (though kicked out for being too strong), Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt, bare hand killer of German Shepards, one arm cliff climber, rotator cuff tearing, gorilla crushing... in other words -- all man. Bad ass. All the way bad ass.
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/05170901.jpg)
And people actually think gays will find you in anyway appealing. This pic to me says Special Forces (though kicked out for being too strong), Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt, bare hand killer of German Shepards, one arm cliff climber, rotator cuff tearing, gorilla crushing... in other words -- all man. Bad ass. All the way bad ass.
EXACTLY
i'm kinda like Marco Lala
http://www.fightingsecrets.com/whois.html
http://www.fightingsecrets.com/video.html#Ab%20Training%20Secrets
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LOL. Somewhere, Squad is dying a little bit.
/'post up my pic, bitch!' ;D
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LOL. Somewhere, Squad is dying a little bit.
/'post up my pic, bitch!' ;D
i hate that pic solely cuz i was still going through my "pee wee herman" hairstyle phase at the time
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LOL. Somewhere, Squad is dying a little bit.
/'post up my pic, bitch!' ;D
Where do you think that fruitcake is? He was lurking for a long time, yet refused to post, and he is probably still lurking (just not from his own account).
"/Depressed episodes?" ;D
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LOL. Somewhere, Squad is dying a little bit.
/'post up my pic, bitch!' ;D
i was thinking the same thing
if squad was going to come back i think this thread would have been the start of his comeback tour ;D
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Where do you think that fruitcake is? He was lurking for a long time, yet refused to post, and he is probably still lurking (just not from his own account).
"/Depressed episodes?" ;D
if he was still around i guarantee this thread would be in a whole different direction
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Where do you think that fruitcake is? He was lurking for a long time, yet refused to post, and he is probably still lurking (just not from his own account).
"/Depressed episodes?" ;D
Who knows? Getbig was an addiction for him, so I guess the odds-on answers would be: does/can not have internet access; is incarcerated.
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if he was still around i guarantee this thread would be in a whole different direction
Who knows? Getbig was an addiction for him, so I guess the odds-on answers would be: does/can not have internet access; is incarcerated.
Perhaps Maggie Comfort put her foot down?
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brutal loose skin flap above your belly button.......
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brutal loose skin flap above your belly button.......
It's a riot how webcke always finds something critical to say about someone's physique.
Munzer-like conditioning right here. I'm sure there's no loose skin on those abs.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221073.0;attach=259007;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221073.0;attach=326305;image)
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i hate that pic solely cuz i was still going through my "pee wee herman" hairstyle phase at the time
yet another quote from JNN that proves he's hetero..... :-\ :-\....maybe?
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yet another quote from JNN that proves he's hetero..... :-\ :-\....maybe?
Wait until bangs are fully grown out.
Kimbo has nothing on this guy.
(http://hollywoodandvine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rihanna.jpg)