I dragged myself out of bed with my epic 11 1/2 inch arms this morning and said to myself, "self, you need a good dose of Haterade." So, I went straight to the top. Here I am fellas! Have at it....
Oh, yeah, 240, you're welcome. I did put you on the map. I also sent you two of your recent clients, who overpaid you. Cha-Ching!! Keep the change ;D
I dragged myself out of bed with my epic 11 1/2 inch arms this morning and said to myself, "self, you need a good dose of Haterade." So, I went straight to the top. Here I am fellas! Have at it....
Oh, yeah, 240, you're welcome. I did put you on the map. I also sent you two of your recent clients, who overpaid you. Cha-Ching!! Keep the change ;D
is that code word for your boyfriend slept over?
i just killed a deer with my erection ;)must have been a fawn
Romano surfaces from the dark shadows of his trusty assistant "crusher".
BTW Titus called he wants to know if you still have that connection in mehico. ;D
Welcome JR.
John when are you going to give one of the guys on Getbig there own column in MD? theres some real comedians on here it would be a great column.some people dont have the internet so theyre missing out on some of the characters from getbig,i think it would be a great comedy column,better than greggs.
you could take some of the funniest quotes,most talked about happenings,most talked about bodybuilder theres literally tons of material you could get,i think that would be awesome, i know youve talked about it before, you should do it, it was a good idea.
Goog idea!! I think I'll add it to Romano Factor this month.
John if you wanted to use your haterade, go to the DUNKIN DOUNUTS by FLEX headquarters, they are having a staff meeting.
John when are you going to give one of the guys on Getbig there own column in MD? theres some real comedians on here it would be a great column.some people dont have the internet so theyre missing out on some of the characters from getbig,i think it would be a great comedy column,better than greggs.Special Ed could make a really good column, no doubt!
you could take some of the funniest quotes,most talked about happenings,most talked about bodybuilder theres literally tons of material you could get,i think that would be awesome, i know youve talked about it before, you should do it, it was a good idea.
What's up John, just wanted to let you know that I'm taking your advice in one of your articles some time back and check out Mexico. The price for having someone drive you around to the clubs is pretty good
Hey John - Harris here - I post under the name of the demon that possessed young Regan McNeil in the greatest film of all time, "The Exorcist."
Won't be seeing you in Vegas - Zwick wanted to hire me for the TV production but Pecker said I was persona non grata!
Yes, All is well in Mehico - we just came out with our 5th edition of MD en Espanol!
must have been a fawnwho cares the point is i slayed that mother fucker ;D
Hey SteelePegasus didn't daddy teach you that men don't have boyfriends. That boys have girlfriends? I don't know what world you are in?
Well, Well, Well...Look who it is. Welcome little man.
Must you always speak to my Johnson?? LOL!! Hey brothah! NYC this weekend?
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, can I have the day off?
I don't know. I might just hang around here on getbig and watch your buddies take swings at ya. ;D ;D ;D.
Done your homework then.. :)
Beware of Vince Goodrum
Haha!! Don't worry, bro. I have a copy of Flex taped over my butt hole.
I dragged myself out of bed with my epic 11 1/2 inch arms this morning and said to myself, "self, you need a good dose of Haterade." So, I went straight to the top. Here I am fellas! Have at it....hahahaha, oh brother, here we go. ::)
Oh, yeah, 240, you're welcome. I did put you on the map. I also sent you two of your recent clients, who overpaid you. Cha-Ching!! Keep the change ;D
I heard Romano is a late entry into the Mr. Getbig contest and this is all a publicity stunt for him to garner more votes.he can't be in a bb'ing show, he's 176lbs. with 14 inch arms and an intimidating barbed wire tattoo.
8)
John,because he's juiced to the gills and he's still ony 175lbs. hahahahahahaa, pathetic.
Why don`t you compete against me in the Mr. Getbig contest?
John,
Why don`t you compete against me in the Mr. Getbig contest?
hahhahhahhahhahahahhaha.hahahahaha, i remember one time in his column in MD he was complaining that none of the Gold's gyms serve chicken breasts at the juice bar nowadays, hahahahaha.
I bet he hasn`t missed a Post Workout Dextrose shake in years.
Now, now. We musn't bother the other side anymore. (
hahahahaha, i remember one time in his column in MD he was complaining that none of the Gold's gyms serve chicken breasts at the juice bar nowadays, hahahahaha.
Welcome aboard Romper Room!
Okay, before we get started, we all have a burning question.
It is rumored that you placed an extremely manly order at a south Florida restaurant about 3 or 4 weeks ago. (I build websites for waiters and waitresses too ya know!)
Would you like to share your order with the rest of the class? :)
he can't be in a bb'ing show, he's 176lbs. with 14 inch arms and an intimidating barbed wire tattoo.
I heard Romano is a late entry into the Mr. Getbig contest and this is all a publicity stunt for him to garner more votes.
8)
Actually, I wanted to donate $100.00 to the purse. Who's the bank?
I dragged myself out of bed with my epic 11 1/2 inch arms this morning and said to myself, "self, you need a good dose of Haterade." So, I went straight to the top. Here I am fellas! Have at it....i hate your voice john..makes me wanna kick you in the throat....
Oh, yeah, 240, you're welcome. I did put you on the map. I also sent you two of your recent clients, who overpaid you. Cha-Ching!! Keep the change ;D
i hate your voice john..makes me wanna kick you in the throat....
Yes, I have never liked it much either. Repeated kicks in the throat have only made it worse.hahahahah i was just playin with ya john..welcome to getbig man
hahahahah i was just playin with ya john..welcome to getbig man
Wow, cool man. Thanks! Do you want to donate $50 to the natural class winner and $50 to the untested winner?
www.MrGetBig.com
John...YOu still married to Siren from Gladiators??Cant remember her name...HOT as Hell though
John Serious Question.
Why do you juice?
why is Adonis so obsessed with drugs?
No. We split up about 9 years ago. I miss that ass like you can't imagine!!I bet you do....Those mustached mexican girls just dont compare to her.
I bet you do....Those mustached mexican girls just dont compare to her.
Split it up however you want, Rob. Where do I sen it?
Split it up however you want, Rob. Where do I sen it?
awesome. 50/50 is always good. we gotta get some more juicers in this contest!
i just PMed you my address
So John Romano is in the Mr. Getbig Contest?
I'll send you a check today. Unless of course you'd like to come pick it up????Romano aka Kamali........come pick it up.....yeah sure......You are walking right into an ass whooping Rob.... ;D
No one in this world could compare to her :'( :'( :'(Im afraid to ask how you fu*ked that one up
Romano aka Kamali........come pick it up.....yeah sure......You are walking right into an ass whooping Rob.... ;D
Im afraid to ask how you fu*ked that one up
I'll send you a check today. Unless of course you'd like to come pick it up????
Some things are better left unsaid. Lets just say she is a happy lesbian now....
haha... what part of S Fla you in, anyway?
Wow, well I have never felt all that bad losing a woman to another woman....I can't blame them for loving or lusting after another woman..."Rubbing belly to belly, skin to skin, f!cking like hell, but ain't no d!ck goin in" LoL
Some things are better left unsaid. Lets just say she is a happy lesbian now....You totally turned her away from the d*ck????? You should be caned for converting a team member to the opposing team
Strap on, bro.
I dragged myself out of bed with my epic 11 1/2 inch arms this morning and said to myself, "self, you need a good dose of Haterade." So, I went straight to the top. Here I am fellas! Have at it....
Oh, yeah, 240, you're welcome. I did put you on the map. I also sent you two of your recent clients, who overpaid you. Cha-Ching!! Keep the change ;D
Yeah, she was getting overwhelmed. Time to take the bull by the horn. Besides, you guys are having too much fun here without me.
Yes, All is well in Mehico - we just came out with our 5th edition of MD en Espanol!
You totally turned her away from the d*ck????? You should be caned for converting a team member to the opposing team
Do u still cook.remember your cooking segements.
Actually, she was that way when I got her. I thought I had converted her, but as you know, has a very strong appealwell then you should be praised and given robes of gold for reeling one in for our team!
John,
Do you think King will ever win a Pro Bbing show?
(http://flashrob.com/king/tj.gif) (http://www.GetAnabolics.com)
Romano on track to capture the GETBIG title for most posts in a day.
Come on, it's my first day!First day of publicly posting, kind of refreshing to not hide behind "crusher"?
Romano on track to capture the GETBIG title for most posts in a day.
Romano on track to capture the GET le for most posts in a day.He will never be Sarcasm...Romano has a life
I think some kid did over 200 in a day.
I totally forgot his name until a moment ago.. "Luciusfox"
Despite the fact he registed in 2004, he only started posting this year. He has over 8000 posts. :)
Atleast tmag actually produce stuff that is sometimes interesting. Its a bit different when you have a gay lumberjack magazine with zero intellectual content ragging on you.(http://www.fitplus.cz/allpic/mf/f_79.jpg)
Two Black Jumberjacks
Man u must have some crazy stories from the 80's early nineties,your name and face was all over all the mag's then.good luck posting,hopefully u can sort out all the negativitey quick and post the good stuff.
Man u must have some crazy stories from the 80's early nineties,your name and face was all over all the mag's then.good luck posting,hopefully u can sort out all the negativitey quick and post the good stuff.
hey, Romano, there was a certain magazine name TESTOSTERONE MAGAZINE. a certain writer for that magazine was dissing MD for looking like a comic book. What did you do to those guys for them to always find some negative to throw at you? ???
Goog idea!! I think I'll add it to Romano Factor this month.I think a GETBIG collum in MD would be genius. GETBIG is a look into the BB industry through the eyes of the kids sitting on the back of the bus. MD ALWAYS states how they are 'no nonsense, no bullshit'. Well, so is GETBIG. On GETBIG...we keep it 100% absolutley REAL and we sugarcoat NOTHING. We let no injustices slip through the cracks and we let NO lies slip past us.
Im sure he has plenty of storie with his late friend Dan Duchaine..Do you john?
I think a GETBIG collum in MD would be genius. GETBIG is a look into the BB industry through the eyes of the kids sitting on the back of the bus. MD ALWAYS states how they are 'no nonsense, no bullshit'. Well, so is GETBIG. On GETBIG...we keep it 100% absolutley REAL and we sugarcoat NOTHING. We let no injustices slip through the cracks and we let NO lies slip past us.
Everymonth I think Romano should pick a GETBIGGER to give their 2cents to a particular topic. Or maybe even a handdful of us. One topic or question or opinion...and have a group or two or three chine in to give their views.
More or less...GETBIG endorses MD Magazine. Despite the ragging on Blechmans hairdo and his metrosexual ways and ragging on Hany being a trick snitch btich and Ron describing every single negroe in the magazine as a "sensual and sexual mountain of hot greasy ebony muscle"...we 'give the nod' to the MD camp.
If one GETBIGGER would have a monthly collumn...I would say give it to 240 or Special Ed. Both are excellent writers.
MD is supposed to be the cutting edge magazine for the scoop and info DEEP in the industry, right? Well GETBIG.com IS that deep inside scoop. GETBIG.com IS whats going on in this industry. The whole BB/FIT/FIG industry knows what power we have here in strength. They know how many eyes read these forums day in and day out. They know we can MAKE or BREAK an individual athlete, supplement company, magazine and just about everything els.
Something to think about John...Ron, Steve.
Your thoughts?
With the exception of that regretable shot I did for HBO
let me guess.......10 inch tube steak smothered in Fruit of the Looms.you fucking owe me a new laptop, i just spit coffee everywhere, that was some funny shit.
why do you regret that I thought it was a great story?
E
Quick question Mr. Romano...
Is it true that Mr. Blechman is extremely selective about hiring writers for MD?
TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT
1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers.
Special "Trapper MD" Ed
so to coin a phrase used recently by some Romano guy
What is your commitment to Bodybuilding Steve?
When can I expect to buy tickets for an MD Bodybuilding contest?
Since the same fellow said on the radio that MD is the number one magazine I am sure the contest will rival the Olympia for prize money.
I don't know about the rest of you but I can't wait to buy my tickets for this contest.
It is going to awesome, right Steve?
There he is John. Special 'One for the Money Two for the Show' Ed is your huckleberry.\
He is one of the more talented writers on this forum. Even Ron' I love greasy ebony mountains of muscle' Harris admitted that.
Blechman should look into Special Ed's work. He'd be a great addition to the magazine. He is very tounge-in-cheek, direct and extensive knowledge with just about everything in this industry, he's educated, well written and creative along with humorous.
There are alot of talent on this particular board. 240 is another one but not as talented as a plain raw WRITER as Special Ed. I like to think I'm pretty good as well...
Why don't you POST the topic or Question on here...and we at GETBIG will chime in our opinions/views. Then you can select what you want for the new possible collumn or section.
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I want o leave the entire thing up to you guys. That way there can be no denunciation. (yeah, right!) However, the offer is always open for anyone to submit feature worth work. We will be happy to look at it.
So John can you pass this onto Steve, I must have missed his response...
Thanks
ALL of my work is feature worth.
If you included one article by me in your magazines, you wouldn`t be able to keep them on the racks.
Submit what you think is your best piece and we will look at it.
Is this for the magazine or the Website?
And length?
Hahaha!! Funny, bro!! You forgot, must own monster thesaurus!
Both. 3 - 5000 words
Where can I submit my work?someone needs to start the thread off where people can submit there work, maybe it could be made into a sticky each month by one of the mods?
someone needs to start the thread off where people can submit there work, maybe it could be made into a sticky each month by one of the mods?
The way John juices, he could do it until 90 with no health problems. He's like me in that he hates the government for babying us, but rarely acknowledges that not everyone is responsible with drugs as he and I. If everyone was like John and I, drugs probably wouldn't be illegal to begin with (providing the government could make money off them).
There he is John. Special 'One for the Money Two for the Show' Ed is your huckleberry.
He is one of the more talented writers on this forum. Even Ron' I love greasy ebony mountains of muscle' Harris admitted that.
Blechman should look into Special Ed's work. He'd be a great addition to the magazine. He is very tounge-in-cheek, direct and extensive knowledge with just about everything in this industry, he's educated, well written and creative along with humorous.
There are alot of talent on this particular board. 240 is another one but not as talented as a plain raw WRITER as Special Ed. I like to think I'm pretty good as well...
Why don't you POST the topic or Question on here...and we at GETBIG will chime in our opinions/views. Then you can select what you want for the new possible collumn or section.
hey, Romano, there was a certain magazine name TESTOSTERONE MAGAZINE. a certain writer for that magazine was dissing MD for looking like a comic book. What did you do to those guys for them to always find some negative to throw at you? ???
That's fine, but the sports industry as we know it would collapse if that happened.
TA makes a lot of excellent points about nutrition and roids. Not everything I agree with of course.
As I said, pro bodybuilding without gas is like driving a car without gas. It doesn't matter how well maintained and in place every other factor is, without gas, you don't get anywhere - period. I know John is as real as they come in magazines but it would not be wise for him to admit that in his publication or else the advertisers selling supplements wouldn't find it to be as attractive.
Any pro here disagree? Great. Cease roid use, shrink down to 200 pounds, then contact the undersigned.
My friend has been on 30mg of British Dragon dbol a day since Friday and has gained a pound a day in that time. Shitty cycle, I know, but he is afraid of needles and wouldn't take my advice to stack it with some test. Oh well. No change in his diet to speak of, and he was exactly 170 pounds for the past six months. Jeez, but roids are a small part of the picture? Seriously, fuck off. :)
No hate here, just reality. Bodybuilding as we know it is roids. Nobody is denying the work ethic of most pros who do indeed train hard. TA and I are just saying they would look like normal people who workout without gear. Is this somehow untrue? Didn't think so.
- Matt
TA makes a lot of excellent points about nutrition and roids. Not everything I agree with of course.the problem i have with that is the "all drugs" comments...what exactly does that mean?...it implies that these guys dont bust their ass 24/7 to get ready for a show....that somehow they just pop these magical pills or injections, lift a little bit of weights, and they are ready for the contest...lol...if it was all about drugs there would be alot of elite level bodybuilders walking around....i dont care how many drugs they take, it they are not doing everything else the drugs are worthless.
As I said, pro bodybuilding without gas is like driving a car without gas. It doesn't matter how well maintained and in place every other factor is, without gas, you don't get anywhere - period. I know John is as real as they come in magazines but it would not be wise for him to admit that in his publication or else the advertisers selling supplements wouldn't find it to be as attractive.
Any pro here disagree? Great. Cease roid use, shrink down to 200 pounds, then contact the undersigned.
My friend has been on 30mg of British Dragon dbol since Friday and has gained a pound a day in that time. Shitty cycle, I know, but he is afraid of needles and wouldn't take my advice to stack it with some test. Oh well. No change in his diet to speak of, and he was exactly 170 pounds for the past six months. Jeez, but roids are a small part of the picture? Seriously, f[default=purple]uck[/color] off. :)
No hate here, just reality. Bodybuilding as we know it is roids. Nobody is denying the work ethic of most pros who do indeed train hard. TA and I are just saying they would look like normal people who workout without gear. Is this somehow untrue? Didn't think so.
- Matt
Romanowski,
Bro,
You gotta be careful not to use 'monster' too often or incorrectly.
In the case of Spec Ed'd thes. use, you'd want to emphasize not the book, but the use of that book. For instance, "brutal right-click, synonym usage" or "epic thesaurustic reliance".
rob
240 would excel with his own advice type column, answering questions and delivering ownings with his well honed sardonic wit.Thanks nycbull,
TheBlockHead on the other hand would serve as a great roving reporter, send him out in the field to contests, and expos to report on the assortment of characters, hucksters and charlatans that frequent these events. He is a man's man, (no metrosexual here,) who can deliver a high testosterone report of events along with his true tales of sexual conquests.
Got it, Thanks!! It's going to take me a while. Pleae be patient....how was your ex-boyfriend........err....i mean "girlfriend" Shelly Beattie in the sack?
TA makes a lot of excellent points about nutrition and roids. Not everything I agree with of course.
As I said, pro bodybuilding without gas is like driving a car without gas. It doesn't matter how well maintained and in place every other factor is, without gas, you don't get anywhere - period. I know John is as real as they come in magazines but it would not be wise for him to admit that in his publication or else the advertisers selling supplements wouldn't find it to be as attractive.
Any pro here disagree? Great. Cease roid use, shrink down to 200 pounds, then contact the undersigned.
My friend has been on 30mg of British Dragon dbol a day since Friday and has gained a pound a day in that time. Shitty cycle, I know, but he is afraid of needles and wouldn't take my advice to stack it with some test. Oh well. No change in his diet to speak of, and he was exactly 170 pounds for the past six months. Jeez, but roids are a small part of the picture? Seriously, fuck off. :)
No hate here, just reality. Bodybuilding as we know it is roids. Nobody is denying the work ethic of most pros who do indeed train hard. TA and I are just saying they would look like normal people who workout without gear. Is this somehow untrue? Didn't think so.
- Matt
MD sells 30,000 copies each month. Call it $3.50 an issue for simplicity sake, with ads generating at least that much cash if not more. So we have a quarter million a month in gross revenue here or three million a year. Sounds like MD is definitely doing well, even with that very conservative estimate.
well your friends a fucking lazy idiot then, because i can maintain 240 clean as a whistle and under 12% without any drugs. I dont touch a damn thing unless im competeing anyway, i use light test and an anabolic when im dieting to maintain muscle. Sure i get killed because half the guys are on year round and dosed to the gills but at the end of the day they eat an train just as hard as me. I just choose not to take it to an unhealthier level and compete for fun. It can be done without drugs, just on a different level. Your friend weights 170...you could have just stopped right there as it sums up his level. He has no business taking shit yet. If you cant hit 200 naturally eating cleanly 6-8 times a day and training 4 days a week....take up knitting.hahahahahahaha, you forgot to mention that you're like 6'5".
30,000 copies - hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha, you forgot to mention that you're like 6'5".LOL im 5'9 you shit heel. If i was 6'5" I would kill myself, or change my handle to daddywaddy or true adonis...oh wait....
LOL im 5'9 you shit heel. If i was 6'5" I would kill myself, or change my handle to daddywaddy or true adonis...oh wait....if that's you in your avatar you sure as shit don't look 240, more like 180.
Thanks nycbull,
That's ultimately exactly the kind of thing I'd like to do. I already do that on a smaller scale for a supplement company based out of Chicagoland for their website.
Cara? You need a roving reporter to deliver a high testosterone no holds barred reports on shows/expos etc? I can paint the perfect picture as if they were there for your readers who didnt or doesnt attend shows/expos etc...
I have some street cred.
if that's you in your avatar you sure as shit don't look 240, more like 180.
im 213 there, so you are correct im not 240 there. IF im offseason getting show ready i get upto 260, but im sure to you thats 180 and im having a meltdown over it. But your tube steak comment in this thread to john made me cry in laughter so i will accept your lame attempt of discrediting and nobody bodybuilder on get big like myself213!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of your credibility was shot when you claimed THE BEAST could squat 315 and that she could EASILY outlift you on legs...None of that lying shit again, ok?
well your friends a fucking lazy idiot then, because i can maintain 240 clean as a whistle and under 12% without any drugs. I dont touch a damn thing unless im competeing anyway, i use light test and an anabolic when im dieting to maintain muscle. Sure i get killed because half the guys are on year round and dosed to the gills but at the end of the day they eat an train just as hard as me. I just choose not to take it to an unhealthier level and compete for fun. It can be done without drugs, just on a different level. Your friend weights 170...you could have just stopped right there as it sums up his level. He has no business taking shit yet. If you cant hit 200 naturally eating cleanly 6-8 times a day and training 4 days a week....take up knitting. Besides the dbol is packing water on him right now...not muscle.
213!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of your credibility was shot when you claimed THE BEAST could squat 315 and that she could EASILY outlift you on legs...None of that lying shit again, ok?I promise. I'll try telling the truth from now on...she can squat that though...320lbs actually.
thats middle of the heavyweights in an npc show...Are you 5'9 sub 5% over 200 on stage? IF you are i apologize ahead of time.i find it funny that a guy 5'9" and 213lbs. goes by the username, "toolarge4u", hahahaha, epic misnomer.
I promise. I'll try telling the truth from now on...she can squat that though...320lbs actually.
I promise. I'll try telling the truth from now on...she can squat that though...320lbs actually.hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No WAY NO HOW, would you be 200 lbs ripped if you stopped juicing for good.
You wouldn`t even come close to the 200 mark.
I can`t believe that you believe your own delusions.
Go clean for at least 2 years and for every pound over 200 you mantain in single digit bodyfat, I will pay you 1000 dollars.
You really need to come to the terms that THERE ARE NO CLEAN people walking around ripped at 200 lbs under 6ft.
Sorry. But you and nobody else can name one.
i find it funny that a guy 5'9" and 213lbs. goes by the username, "toolarge4u", hahahaha, epic misnomer.not as funny as a internet hero hiding behind his keyboard taking shots at everyone but wont post a pic himself. Holy bitch kabob, too bad you didnt live on the east coast. I would love to see your epic training sessions.
>:(
yes its him
thank you!
Quick question Mr. Romano...
Is it true that Mr. Blechman is extremely selective about hiring writers for MD?
TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT
1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers.
Special "Trapper MD" Ed
sorry i was busy getting pummled by the "squad"the squad of fags
Quick question Mr. Romano...You forgot one, Ed...
Is it true that Mr. Blechman is extremely selective about hiring writers for MD?
TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT
1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers.
Special "Trapper MD" Ed
You forgot one, Ed...
11. Must describe all negroe bodybuilders as 'salascious and sensual mountains of greasy ebony muscle.'
You knew that was comming, Ron...
'sensual and sexual mountains of greasy chocolate ebony muscle'.
Now I'm looking forward to the December issue. Ron, what is your opinion of Romano possibly giving GETBIG.com a 'voice' in MD Magazine? Do you think it will work?
haha... what part of S Fla you in, anyway?
he seems seriousIt would be a genius idea and concept. Blechman would benefit from this. Let me illustrate my hypothesis...
it would be cool
I think John is serious, and I think it's a good idea. There are some original voices and opinions here worth being heard. As long as it doesn't revolve around endless insults and accusations about being gay, it cold be pretty cool....or baseless attacks that will cause a competitor such powerful mental and emotional trauma that he goes off the deep end and ups the dosages and develops a 'get bigger at all cost' attitude even greater than he/she ever had before which causes his arms to shrink, legs to shrink and stomach to grow out of control.
I think John is serious, and I think it's a good idea. There are some original voices and opinions here worth being heard. As long as it doesn't revolve around endless insults and accusations about being gay, it cold be pretty cool.
Blah Blah Blah all shit belongs together.Good move.IMO.Karen,if we want your opinion we will give it to you. So to quote YOU..."stfu!"
Blah Blah Blah all shit belongs together.Good move.IMO.
Karen,if we want your opinion we will give it to you. So to quote YOU..."stfu!"yes miss karen is starting to get a bit annoying now is she not, all shes done this week is write one sentence posts ending in STFU.
Blah Blah Blah all shit belongs together.Good move.IMO.
Who is this bitch? :)
who is this?thats miss karen, careful i think shes a bit hormonal atm :-X
I also established what a powerful influence the GETBIG.com forums have on the industry.
Sorry to post on your site all you fluckin champions that think you are GREAT.Who the fluck cares about me or you.STFU.Meltdown.
Sorry to post on your site all you fluckin champions that think you are GREAT.Who the fluck cares about me or you.STFU.its ok miss karen im sure someone cares about you dont they?listen kaz(can i call you kaz?)if you need a chat just give me a pm dont go doing anything stupid ;)
Every time I say something it's a Fluckin Meltdown.NO now STFU.Double Meltdown.
Listen Fucksticks I care less,all I said was mags and boards are all the same Full of Shit.If you believe any of this shit or what is in Mags you are Fluckin Dumb.IMO.sounds like someone needs a hug.
sounds like someone needs a hug.
Pazuzu, I'm sorry if I am ignorant of you, you must be someone in the industry. who are you?
Ron,
Are you a fan of anything by Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci? I just so happen to also be an absolute connoisseur of anything horror.
In the Ronnie Coleman column I just submitted for the December issue, I used the Ebony Mountain of Muscle phrase again, like so:
"Even this ebony mountain of muscle (that’s for my peeps over at GetBig!) can’t handle that much weight in strict form."
Ronnie may even want to use this as a T-shirt slogan eventually.
It would be a genius idea and concept. Blechman would benefit from this. Let me illustrate my hypothesis...
In the movie 'The Devils Advocate' Al Pacino plays the devil. In that movie he told his son, his new apprentice(Keanu Reeves) that the only way he will travel is by the subway train. "Stay in the trenches" is what he shouted out. What better advice for the devil, himself to give himself if he wants to stay on top of mankind and what is REALLY going on with humanity...by staying in the trenches.
You think FLEX and M&F stays in the trenches? Bitch, pleeeease!
MD has Palumbo, Romano, Ron and Flex...all who walk the line and believe in their product.
I already established numerous times here over and over again that the forums here at GETBIG.com is so heavily viewed and read and such high traffic...it is the ultimate place to get the inside scoop and opinions of what keeps this industry alive. The fans.
I also established what a powerful influence the GETBIG.com forums have on the industry. It is infested with insight that is so direct and spot on it's almost insulting...which it usually the case. Then again the turth is never easy to see, read or hear. Why do we all think Romano isnt thinking about giving the honors to all of the teachers pets at Mayhem? It's because MD is no nonsense, no bullshit...just like these forums here at GETBIG.
That's not a diss John. That's just the number that had been cited on here before.
Miss Karen,
I do realize that you are pissed off because I havent offered you my high-quality erotic massage but you should still try to conduct yourself like adult homo sapiens. ;D
Ron Harris. He is up there with my favourite writers, mostly because he goes over a lot of bodybuilding's history and cool gym stories and gossip in his training columns. Good detailed writing, but also "easy on the ears/brain" - light reading but still very educational. Ironically I am a huge fan of Shawn Perrine's writing for the exact opposite reason: his illuminative verbiage always enlightens my cognitive agencies.
Romano dude,
You finally learner how to use internet connection..? ;D
lol...
Hi John, Welcome to getbig.
You turned a woman into a lesbian? WOW!
Sandra
I dragged myself out of bed with my epic 11 1/2 inch arms this morning and said to myself, "self, you need a good dose of Haterade." So, I went straight to the top. Here I am fellas! Have at it....
Oh, yeah, 240, you're welcome. I did put you on the map. I also sent you two of your recent clients, who overpaid you. Cha-Ching!! Keep the change ;D
Mr. Romano,
In spite of what others have said about you, you have earned my grudging respect. I have but one simple wish in my life, and that is to see an article with photo spread of Vince Goodrum training with Ronnie Coleman. Could you make this happen? I will find a sick child to endorse the idea if that helps.
John Romano, your magazine is shit and you're a liar. All you publish are articles on sauce, how to inject sauce, how to get sauce and the like. And you also make a habit of insulting pro bodybuilders who won't do photo shoots for your magazine. You also get into little pissing contests with other magazine publishers, like a bunch of school girls, and bring the whole sport down in the process.
I find it appalling that you, a guy who never made it big in the sport, reduces everything to drug-taking. This, despite the fact that yu're a self-confessed ergogenic abuser, and yet never had anything to show for it. Even back in the 1999s, you had the kind of pysique that any channel-surfer who works on the stair-master three times a week is able to develop. Oh by the way, how's your Nubain addiction going? Did you rid yourself at least from that?! Your articles on ass fucking are made even more pathetic by te fact that I'm sure that you prefer being in the receiving end - you know too much about the topic of gayness not have given it a shot sometime.
MD was the best bodybuilding mag back in the 1990s: it combined the scientific precision of IronMen with the high quality photography and layouts of FLEX. Now, after it degenerated into the "all natural" MD and back to MD again, it became a fucking joke. You bring the whole sport down with your unproved invectives about the pros, your training advice is sophomoric and your drug-injecting advice, besides being illegal, i downright dangerous and wrong. Will you be there when some kid gives himself an infection, or worse, when the needle breaks inside his glutes, requiring majr surgery?! It's such a fucking joke: and entire magazine turned into Greg Zulak's former "ask Zulak" column for MuscleMag! f**k you for being such a dick and making bodybuilding even more a circus geek act for the masses. f**k you for saying that any ectomorph can become the next Dorian or Ronnie if only he takes the right amount of trenbolone and doses his insulin correctly. I appreciate MD for being honest about the whole drug topic, which FLEX isn't, but you fags have taken it to the point where lies and medical fallacies are written all the time just for sensationalist purposes. I still purchase MD for the comic factor, but the magazine is dead to me whe it comes to real bodybuilding info. John Romano, you're a fucking asshole! >:(
SUCKMYMUSCLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking retard.
Let's see who's the retard, dick head, when Blechman finally fires your sorry ass for making MD be sued for lible.>:( Then , you'll have the chance to put all that ass-fucking advice you gave in MD in practice, when you have to resort to gay prostitution for a living... ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Let's see who's the retard, dick head, when Blechman finally fires your sorry ass for making MD be sued for lible.>:( Then , you'll have the chance to put all that ass-fucking advice you gave in MD in practice, when you have to resort to gay prostitution for a living... ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Hey, man, please, do us a favor and SHUT THAT PIE HOLE OF YOURS UP!!! >:( >:( >:(
Romano, as you can obviously see (can you, really??) is a more than welcome fixture to these boards, here. I, like many others, flat out love his work, specially the Rico McTaco pieces, and his courage to deliever the facts like they are. Why bother buying MD , if you don't like it? Only for the comedy purposes?? Go check your face every hour in the mirror, it will do the same job, just a lot less costly! ;)
Romano is one of the reasons why pro bodybuilding didn't become a complete circus of lies and make-believes for good. His contribution, along the great majority of the MD team is one of the most valuable assests to the industry. And I love bodybuilding with all my heart.
Please, John, you knew you could not please everyone on here, so be ready for some flames, afterall, this is getbig.com, not mayhem ;D
A quick question: would you care to elaborate with precision the real reason of your beef with Titus, in the 90's? It came to my knowledge that you were pals before the feud, weren't you? Please, explain that, and tell us what do you really think regarding his situation, nowadays? Why Blechman don't allow him to continue with his column in the mag? Afterall, everybody is innocent until a court of law prove them guilty, isn't it?
Thank you, and I'm a big, big fan of you and Harris, as well (hey Ron, you know who I am, right?! ;) )
Other than dick, what is this fucking retard smoking?
Hey, man, please, do us a favor and SHUT THAT PIE HOLE OF YOURS UP!!! >:( >:( >:(
Romano, as you can obviously see (can you, really??) is a more than welcome fixture to these boards, here. I, like many others, flat out love his work, specially the Rico McTaco pieces, and his courage to deliever the facts like they are. Why bother buying MD , if you don't like it? Only for the comedy purposes?? Go check your face every hour in the mirror, it will do the same job, just a lot less costly! ;)
Romano is one of the reasons why pro bodybuilding didn't become a complete circus of lies and make-believes for good. His contribution, along the great majority of the MD team is one of the most valuable assests to the industry. And I love bodybuilding with all my heart.
Please, John, you knew you could not please everyone on here, so be ready for some flames, afterall, this is getbig.com, not mayhem ;D
A quick question: would you care to elaborate with precision the real reason of your beef with Titus, in the 90's? It came to my knowledge that you were pals before the feud, weren't you? Please, explain that, and tell us what do you really think regarding his situation, nowadays? Why Blechman don't allow him to continue with his column in the mag? Afterall, everybody is innocent until a court of law prove them guilty, isn't it?
Thank you, and I'm a big, big fan of you and Harris, as well (hey Ron, you know who I am, right?! ;) )
Titus would have a tough time with life.:D :D :D :D :D :D
John,
How about doing a BIG feature on John Grimek, your magazines founder and some of the old guys for me?
A lot of people will buy that. In fact, put Grimek on the cover and style it like the magazines of yesteryear just for one issue.
I would really enjoy reading about it.
Good thread so far.
John, why not do an update on Orville Burke? Some of these guys are packing on mass in the IFBB, doing damage, and next thing you know they are injured/retired and just swept under the rug. Seems unfair to me.
Also, how many issues does MD sell? My uni even carries it which leads me to believe it would seem higher than 30,000. There are probably at least a few hundred just in my city if not more.
John,
Good to see ya on the board.
When are we going to get Steve down here and to Matarano's for dinner...I would bring Rick Collins too, hilarious.
Doug Kalman
I would rather have my work be presented in the magazine versus the website.If True Adonis actually submits something you're considering, give me a crack at a rebuttal article ;)
If True Adonis actually submits something you're considering, give me a crack at a rebuttal article ;)
Anyone placing bets on how many posts JR will have before he leaves in disgust trying to "argue" logic with the likes of TA, SUCKMYMUSCLE or daddywaddy?
20 to 1 odds he leaves before his 250th post.
Trust me,::)
My article alone will revolutionize everything and will probably the most important thing ever printed in a muscle magazine.
Yes. Please do as TA is suggesting...
I've also got a circa 2000 dot-com to sell you for $1billion, want in?
Thank you Mr. Moore!! Rest assured that flaming assholes such as "Suck my little teeny tiny muscle" Don't phase me. I have thick skin and I knew coming in here what to expect. Notice I am here and no where else. Some people are just fucked up and they feel the need to hate. Some assholes, like this retard, hate without even knowing what they are talking about! But, it is a free world in cyber space and just like living in any big city, you have to be prepared to share the space with the vermin.
Titus and I did have a beef way back, but we had cleared the air several years ago. What it came down to was him "cooperating" with the cops when he was rearrested while on probation. I wouldn't really have cared all that much, except for the fact that one of the guys who ended up doing time was an acquaintance of mine. In the beginning it seemed Titus had stood up t the cops and I had interviewed him and fell for his act, and I printed it. After the article came out I started getting letters from prison. Several letters telling me he was full of shit. One of them was the guy I knew. So, I wrote another article citing the side of the guys who he ratted out, complete with his failed drug test results from the court that proved he was using drugs before and after the USA - a supposedly drug tested (in those days) show. Well, if you know Titus, you know what his reaction would have been. It eventually all blew over. As for his situation now? I defer to my dearly departed friend Dan Duchaine who always said Titus would have a tough time with life. I feel bad for Kelly. Craig will do just fine in Prison, Kelly will not. I also feel bad for Maura James. Her heart will be empty for the rest of her life. Yes, he is innocent until proven guilty by a court of law. However, we terminated his column in October. Its popularity had gone down and it was time for new blood. It had nothing to do with his alleged crime.
Romano, you more than anyone else, are responsibe for the state bodybuilding is in. Funny that you call me vermin, 'cause you're a fucking excrement of a person. Your "articles" amost invariably revolve around making ad hominem attacks on pro bodybuiders/show promoters/magazine editors and the like. You have no integrity, since you report your stories without checking your facts first. And, above all, you publish pages upon pages of information on drugs and how to use them. Like I said, any magazine who has an editor who actually endorses illegality is a turd and has no right to criticize anyone. I lost count of the number of bodybuilders who's names you've difamed in your "articles". Your magazine is honest about the drug situation, but it turns it into a circus and encourages people to do illegal things, and you still think you have the right to criticize me? f**k you, burned-out coke head and opiood addict!
SUCKMYMUSCLE
MD sells 30,000 copies each month. Call it $3.50 an issue for simplicity sake, with ads generating at least
over here in Slovenia, if you convert the amount of money you have to pay for an issue of MD to US dollars, you come close to 11$
how would you convert an american measurement of BF (made via calippers) into slovenian? Lets say it was around 0.0%
You're refering to Flex wheeler's BF measurement,right?Let's just say that he would still have to make good friends with Mr.Treadmill cause nobody buys that shit over here hahaha
Been in any good knife fights lately??
Heh :D
Romano, you more than anyone else, are responsibe for the state bodybuilding is in. Funny that you call me vermin, 'cause you're a fucking excrement of a person. Your "articles" amost invariably revolve around making ad hominem attacks on pro bodybuiders/show promoters/magazine editors and the like. You have no integrity, since you report your stories without checking your facts first. And, above all, you publish pages upon pages of information on drugs and how to use them. Like I said, any magazine who has an editor who actually endorses illegality is a turd and has no right to criticize anyone. I lost count of the number of bodybuilders who's names you've difamed in your "articles". Your magazine is honest about the drug situation, but it turns it into a circus and encourages people to do illegal things, and you still think you have the right to criticize me? f**k you, burned-out coke head and opiood addict!
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I couldn't have said it better!! Remember when I pissed you all off with my editorial dissing the boards? Well, that is how you guys earned my respect. My assistant has combed the boards for me - GetBig, Mayhem, and BB.com for a little over two years now. Out of all the info she has gathered for me on the pulse of this hing we do, GetBig has BY FAR out paced the other boards.
That's why I like this place. That's why I have chosen to participate here and no other board - except of course when our MD boards go up. Then I'll straddle. There will always be exceptions and the odd asshole, but for the mot part, you guys make me feel like I did back in the day. I think there is some real talent here. I can't tell you how many times I've laughed my ass off reading threads here, or learned something, or gotten a perspective I hadn't thought of. Yawn elsewhere.
I disagree. If anything, fewer people would be doing drugs after reading MD, and the ones who are doing them are doing them responsibly.
I know you want to pretend that preaching abstinence works, but the facts show that the opposite is true.
Also, who cares about something being illegal? You make it sound like legalities automatically equate to morality. The only reason why drugs are illegal to begin with is because the corrupt government can't make any money off them. Do you know why oxys and percs were invented? So that the government could compete with coke and heroin dealers and put some of that drug money back in the system. You know why the government spends far more money fighting pot than meth, despite meth being far, far worse as a public health hazard? Because pot takes far, far more money out of the system. "The government" (referring to specific corrupt individuals who have power) wants nothing more than money. Every commercial you see is "Ask your doctor about [name of drug]." These commercials are produced by PUSHERS who want us all to be addicted to drugs. What is morally reprehensible is that these pushers are not obvious either, they are subtle and act under the guise of pretending to help us. They are manipulative in order to get your money. You don't need drugs for everything!
Lastly, somebody I know went to jail for dealing cocaine - in the time he went through the prison he saw pedophiles go IN AND OUT. Why? Because all they did was rape a little girl - they didn't take hundreds of thousands of dollars out of the system like he did. It ALL comes down to the mighty dollar in government. Stop pretending they want to help anybody. The good politicians do, but their decisions are overshadowed by the corrupt ones who manage to accrue the most power. The US system of "bail" is absolutely disgusting in my opinion. People who fraud the government spend far more time in jail than murderers.
If you think the law equates to morality, I think you should revise your moral system. If killing babies was required by law, would you judge John for speaking out against it?
Welcome aboard Romano.
Tell me why is it so hard to get your rag in Australia?
The last time I saw it on the stands it had Branch on the cover.
John,
How about doing a BIG feature on John Grimek, your magazines founder and some of the old guys for me?
A lot of people will buy that. In fact, put Grimek on the cover and style it like the magazines of yesteryear just for one issue.
I would really enjoy reading about it.
Is Mr. treadmill friends with Billy Smith, do you think he knows anyone who might be friends with him or could comment on the goings on at the Venice Golds back in 93 before the O
Well hopefully this doesn't change the quality of publication in any way. See, Wal-Mart controls whole industries, but no industry controls Wal-Mart and so they are constantly putting pressure on distributorships, creating economies of scale, and things like this. Don't give in - although I'm sure there is a lot of money in it if you do.
I couldn't have said it better!! Remember when I pissed you all off with my editorial dissing the boards? Well, that is how you guys earned my respect. My assistant has combed the boards for me - GetBig, Mayhem, and BB.com for a little over two years now. Out of all the info she has gathered for me on the pulse of this hing we do, GetBig has BY FAR out paced the other boards. Some say you guys are too brash or rude and crude, but I say, "if you can't stand the stink get the f**k out of the gym." Bodybuilding - HARDCORE bodybuilding - is made up of bad-ass dudes, some with tattoos, scars, and facial hair, who speak in expletives and aren't afraid to tell someone they suck if that's the truth. Keep it hardcore and keep it real.
TA if your being serious for once i think thats an awesome idea, i may actually buy a mag again.
I am Serious.
I could make this Magazine fly off the shelves with my ideas.
People are tired of reading the same old bullshit. The bullshit workout routines of pros and the stupid questions such as "What should I stack with my first cycle","what is the best supplement to take for massive gains","Do I need to do squats".
There is so much material to be had. So much truth to be told and lies to be exposed. So much, that it beguiles me as to why its all missing from MD and the rest of the magazines.
How interesting. Romano comes on here, doesnt attack you guys, and some of you are having a meltdown already. Damn .... say what you want... but so far John has been respectful and honest here... and that is cool. Kodus for keeping cool and already getting a 240 page thread in less than a day.
By the way, I am still typing away, damn, 7,000 words already on the interview. I am still laughing on the way you got kicked out of World's Gym here in California by Joe Gold...
The Black Rat lives...
Anyone placing bets on how many posts JR will have before he leaves in disgust trying to "argue" logic with the likes of TA, SUCKMYMUSCLE or daddywaddy?
20 to 1 odds he leaves before his 250th post.
So write the damn thing already so I can submit it!!
Working on it...I will have it done this weekend!If it's an anti supplement piece with brands mentioned it will never be printed. They will never print anything if Muscletech is blasted for example.
Cool?
Where do I submit? PM me.
Working on it...I will have it done this weekend!
Cool?
Where do I submit? PM me.
Hey Adonis can I suggest a piece????
Maybe you could do some investigative journalism and look into a certain BF reading that may or may not have been taken at Gold's between 10 and 20 year's ago. Flex Wheeler was rumored to be involved. Please though I beg you don't reveal me as a source. I can't have people knowing that I'm looking into this. It has to stay on the DL like Rodney St. Cloud.
1991 when I came back out to LA to do my last semester and started working for the ESPN American Muscle show.
Hey Adonis can I suggest a piece????
Maybe you could do some investigative journalism and look into a certain BF reading that may or may not have been taken at Gold's between 10 and 20 year's ago. Flex Wheeler was rumored to be involved. Please though I beg you don't reveal me as a source. I can't have people knowing that I'm looking into this. It has to stay on the DL like Rodney St. Cloud.
hey John tell that story about how Lyle Alzado threw the skinny geek of the leg extension at Gold's Venice, that was a great story.
Dude, did you read this?
I was there and I was also using Billy's system - Intrafitt. He uses a Skindex Caliper and uses the Pollock 4 site skin fold measurement. That was the year Shelley Beattie took 3rd in the Ms O. I was dieting with her for a photo shoot for MD. I dieted down pretty low and Billy clipped me at a ridiculously low measurement - too low to print here I subsequently went to USC and got dunked for a hydrostatic measurement and came up with 3.8% - MUCH higher than Billy's measurement. Do not fault Flex Wheeler for what Billy told him. It is merely the system Billy used. If you go back and look at the measurements he claimed for his charges back then - Aaron Baker, Jimmy Quinn, Chris Dickerson, Shelley Beattie, Flex Wheeler, etc., they were all ridiculously low.
Hey John, I was at the 2003 Mr. Olympia and took some pictures with you and Greg Valentino. You asked me how old my kid was and said (I believe) you had a son of your own and that it was great to see the family out. You took like 5 pictures with us to make sure they came out alright and even asked Victor Martinez to come over and take some. Anyway it was very cool and was a highlight. You also called Steve Blechman over and he gave me a M.D. for free. Very cool D
Looks like I missed a few pages overnight -
Matt C - I used to like the Italian zombie flicks when I was in Jr High and High School "Zombie" and "Demons" were pretty intense. But I like everything from supernatural to slasher. Can't wait for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning" to come out next month!
Miss Karen - The older actor guy you saw was probably Brad Harris. He did some Hercules movies in the 1960's and had a great physique in his time, far ahead in terms of being super-lean. You didn't see an actor that lean again until Stallone in the later Rocky and Rambo movies. Brad also marketed those "Ab Originals" things you put your arms through and do hanging leg raises from.
John - I lived in Venice in the summer of 1988 but went back to Boston to go to Emerson for my last 3 years of school. I think I met you in early 1991 when I came back out to LA to do my last semester and started working for the ESPN American Muscle show. I still remember shooting one of your Muscle Meal segments in Tonya Knight's kitchen, another one in the Poteat brothers' beach house. Those guys had the life!
Shit, I had no idea Shelley was a lesbian when you met her. Curious, how did you manage to get her craving the man-meat?
You obviously haven't read any of TA's drivel. Full of holes, and logic errors, biased towards his opinion that eating Ben & Jerries (see his avatar) at each meal will get your ripped -- and with that magical keyboard of his, he can make it look like he is correct by sighting studies that he's either edited or are based on a narrow interpretation.Thanks for the compliment, garraeth. I have been telling Romano and Cara from MD how talented of a raw unfiltered writer Special Ed really is. Even thought there are a plethora of honorable mentions here...Special Ed would probably be the ideal candidate representing GETBIG to pen articles or Q&A or just a simple keyhole view into the industry for MD.
Get a good writer like TheBlockHead or Special Ed.
What do you think, John? Why don't you talk 'Boss Blechman' into giving Special Ed or the ol' BlockHead a crack, huh?
I just remember the Poteats had MAD money and they didn't work - weren't they supposed to be heirs to Dow Chemical or something?
np. I like both your writing. I think 99% of the people here do as well.
John, seriously...don't use someone like TA just because he's the loudest voice in the crowd. TheBlockHead and Ed are so elequent, creative, funny, and intelligent -- ask anyone on the board. Click their name(s) and check out all their past posts -- compare to TA (or don't) and I think you'll understand where I'm coming from.
I don`t even bother reading their garbage...Hardly any literary value. Dumb fat people like you are easily amused.Now...over the years and through trial/error and through expierence and self observation. I've come to find that when shooting for a 'position' or 'rank' or when trying to 'sell yourself' wether it is to a job for employment or to a girl for a relationship or for anythign els...it is ALWAYS best to NEVER EVER bash or put down the 'competiton'. The reason is...it is because YOUR status will be lowered and cheapened.
That was funny!!yes!!!!!!!!!!!! good stuff John, more stories like this and the SQUAD will allow you to become a member.
I was training with Lyle when he was trying to make a comeback - right before he got sick. 86 or 87 I think. We wanted to do leg extensions and the machine he wanted to use was occupies by this little pencil neck. He was just sitting there between sets hogging up the machine. So, Lyle walks up to him and asks how many sets he has left. The guy says, "I'll be done when I'm done." With that Lyle said, "you're done now," and grabbed a handful of his shirt and yanked him off the machine. The guy landed in pile on the floor about three feet from where we were standing. Turned out the guy was a lawyer!! He built an assault case against Lyle and sued him. They settled out of court for $35,000.00!! Lyle was such a hot head. A week or two before that he was late for training because some idiot had cut him off and he chased him down, dragged the guy out his car widow and bitch slapped him - at least that's what he told me.
Now...over the years and through trial/error and through expierence and self observation. I've come to find that when shooting for a 'position' or 'rank' or when trying to 'sell yourself' wether it is to a job for employment or to a girl for a relationship or for anythign els...it is ALWAYS best to NEVER EVER bash or put down the 'competiton'. The reason is...it is because YOUR status will be lowered and cheapened.
If you are trying to lock down a relationship with a woman and another mans name comes up it is always best to say something positive. If you say somethign negative...your status gets lowered. Even if you do not like the person...then just say nothing at all.
If at a job and you are shooting for a new position or promotion and the boss interviewing you asks why you would be a better person more fit for the opening than your fellow co-worker...and you bash or put down the co-worker? Guess what...the co-wrokers' odds are increased to be chosen now. Especially when he doesnt bash you.
In sales it is the same thing. If anyone here works in sales will attest to never ever put down or bash the competition. it cheapens and lowers the status of the company or entitiy you represent.
Word!
Part of being a good writer is having an excellent imagination and the ability to create a painting with words outof thin air.
How about a 98lb woman defeating me on Chest Day?
Yes, I have never liked it much either. Repeated kicks in the throat have only made it worse.
My real writing style is similar to Edgar Allan Poe, Victorian in style and highly descriptive, choosing only the finest words.you are FUCKTARD can wait to see what you come up with
On here, I feel as if I have to simplify everything for idiots.
Looks like I missed a few pages overnight -
Matt C - I used to like the Italian zombie flicks when I was in Jr High and High School "Zombie" and "Demons" were pretty intense. But I like everything from supernatural to slasher. Can't wait for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning" to come out next month!
Nahhh, Nothing bothers me like that. As long as I feel like I'm more welcome than not I'll stay around. I like it here, vermin and all ;D
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! good stuff John, more stories like this and the SQUAD will allow you to become a member.
My real writing style is similar to Edgar Allan Poe, Victorian in style and highly descriptive, choosing only the finest words.
On here, I feel as if I have to simplify everything for idiots.
oh really ::)
My real writing style is similar to Edgar Allan Poe, Victorian in style and highly descriptive, choosing only the finest words.
On here, I feel as if I have to simplify everything for idiots.
Wow :o
I mean, seriously? That's what you think? Is is that what your vampire alter-ego thinks? Are you another bodybuilder, like Will Harris, who is a member of the living dead? ;D
No, he just does a lot of opium like Poe.
I thought Poe did alot of Herion...????
Nahh, opium was the big thing back in the day.
now its just plain old opiates ;D
On another note.... I'm off to the NOC. Catch you guys back here on Monday. Have a great weekend - I know I will ::)Did you get a press pass?
On another note.... I'm off to the NOC. Catch you guys back here on Monday. Have a great weekend - I know I will ::)
my friends of getbig
i have pm'd the great Jean Romano my request to write for his illustrious magazine.
It is for this that perhaps you...my dear friends could support Jean Francois...telling his stories to the world
I am
JF is back!
Did you get a press pass?
;D