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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #75 on: February 21, 2007, 02:04:07 PM »

 DA will MAKE money at the ASC. 10-1 he has 'johns' BOOKED that weekend.


 NOTHING will be more classic or more priceless than someone wearing wearing a hat or t-shirt that says...'spotter'. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #76 on: February 21, 2007, 02:05:26 PM »
Seriously the entire Getbig crowd should take a group picture with him...
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #77 on: February 21, 2007, 02:05:30 PM »
Columbus,

Print that Dignity pic on perfect gloss paper and bring it to the Arnold for Derek to autograph.

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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #78 on: February 21, 2007, 02:06:03 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 21, 2007, 02:04:07 PM
DA will MAKE money at the ASC. 10-1 he has 'johns' BOOKED that weekend.


 NOTHING will be more classic or more priceless than someone wearing wearing a hat or t-shirt that says...'spotter'. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

HAHAHA!


"spotter" shirt!
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #79 on: February 21, 2007, 02:07:28 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:45:17 PM
So I sent Derek Anthony this short polite PM asking what he wanted to be doing in, say, 10-15 years, and this is part of the response I got:

"have fun stalking me you realy need to get a life ! come to the arnold and say hi. and if you try anything dumb ill kick the shit out of you. you perceive me as this punk guy. your wrong im a tough mother fucker and ill be glad to meet you and kick your ass if you say soemthing dumb. im not afraid of you or any of your fellow getibg buddies."

What do you folks make of this?
Bro you are from Columbus, you should go to the Arnold and snatch the rug off of his head.  That would be funny as fuck.  I can see it now, he would be offering you all kinds of gay shit to get it back.
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #80 on: February 21, 2007, 02:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on February 21, 2007, 02:07:28 PM
Bro you are from Columbus, you should go to the Arnold and snatch the rug off of his head.  That would be funny as fuck.  I can see it now, he would be offering you all kinds of gay shit to get it back.


Hahaha there is an entire fraternity that now want Derek's rug to hang on the main wall as a trophy...
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #81 on: February 21, 2007, 02:08:41 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 21, 2007, 02:04:07 PM
DA will MAKE money at the ASC. 10-1 he has 'johns' BOOKED that weekend.


 NOTHING will be more classic or more priceless than someone wearing wearing a hat or t-shirt that says...'spotter'. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

You make the t-shirt, I'll wear it to the NY Pro.  Black T, bold white letters in an extra large please.

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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #82 on: February 21, 2007, 02:10:34 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:08:33 PM
Hahaha there is an entire fraternity that now want Derek's rug to hang on the main wall as a trophy...

For real bro, If you could get that you'd be a getbig god. 

BTW no hard feelings about all the OSU/FLA stuff.  Just some friendly ribbing. 

But for real............Grab the rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #83 on: February 21, 2007, 02:12:35 PM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on February 21, 2007, 02:10:34 PM
For real bro, If you could get that you'd be a getbig god. 

BTW no hard feelings about all the OSU/FLA stuff.  Just some friendly ribbing. 

But for real............Grab the rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha that's cool I don't remember any of it any way!

Stealing Derek's toupee is, however, still stealing! He might go crying to the cops. But once that  toupee reaches the complex maize that is the Ohio State campus area, Derek will have no chance of retreiving it...
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #84 on: February 21, 2007, 02:15:42 PM »

 LIke the way PREDATOR raises a skull as a trophy for his people...

 You can raise the toupee in honor of your Getbig people.

 NJ_Slinky...honestly, how do you know so much? Small circles in the NJ/NYC BB community?
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #85 on: February 21, 2007, 02:17:55 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 21, 2007, 01:54:17 PM
actually if you really want to get Derek's attention put on a gray wig and some fake wrinkles to look 70 and flash some 20 dollar bills and he'll knock over furniture trying to get to you.
20's?  Where have you been?  I heard that for a "Fiver" he'll blow a guy harder than the machine making your light bulbs.  If you wheel in the "Detwilinator 5000" he'll most likley pay any asking price.
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #86 on: February 21, 2007, 02:17:59 PM »
hahahahaha, i'll bet there isn't a "man" in Derek Anthony's black book that was born after 1945.
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #87 on: February 21, 2007, 02:20:14 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 21, 2007, 02:17:59 PM
hahahahaha, i'll bet there isn't a "man" in Derek Anthony's black book that was born after 1945.

Derek luvs some gran-papa!


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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #88 on: February 21, 2007, 02:20:25 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 21, 2007, 02:15:42 PM

 NJ_Slinky...honestly, how do you know so much? Small circles in the NJ/NYC BB community?

Absolutely.  I get the same juicehead "Lookin' good, bro" hugs at Diamond Gym as the NOC/NY Pro.  Let's just say, 'I'm hanging on the wall'  ;)

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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #89 on: February 21, 2007, 02:21:08 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on February 21, 2007, 02:17:55 PM
20's?  Where have you been?  I heard that for a "Fiver" he'll blow a guy harder than the machine making your light bulbs.  If you wheel in the "Detwilinator 5000" he'll most likley pay any asking price.
"DETWILLINATOR 5000" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 Made me almost swallow this plug of Skoal Mint I got in my grill right now!
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #90 on: February 21, 2007, 02:21:15 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:12:35 PM
Hahaha that's cool I don't remember any of it any way!

Stealing Derek's toupee is, however, still stealing! He might go crying to the cops. But once that  toupee reaches the complex maize that is the Ohio State campus area, Derek will have no chance of retreiving it...

I can picture it now, just get like 4 dudes all wearing the same shirt but be distanced apart, pull the stalking down over you head, snatch it and make the hand off,  He'd just have the WTF look on his face.  Don't think he'd get the cops involved cause he's not to bright.  If they asked him to put a value on the stolen item his response would be it 3 rimjobs.

You'd seriously be a hero, Especially if someone got it on video.
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #91 on: February 21, 2007, 02:22:40 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 02:20:14 PM
Derek luvs some gran-papa!



hahahahaha, good 'ol Ben would have Derek biting the pillows in a minute flat and "earning his money".
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #92 on: February 21, 2007, 02:37:07 PM »
Hahahahhaaa I bet Derek and "Clarissa Rottweiler" have stayed up many a night watching Golden Girls, doing each other's nails, and trading tips on the ultimate powerfucking machines hahahahaaaa
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #93 on: February 21, 2007, 02:41:40 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 02:20:14 PM
Derek luvs some gran-papa!




haha Derek probably just creamed his boxers panties at that pic!
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #94 on: February 22, 2007, 02:05:03 AM »
I thank an anonymous Getbigger for sending me this link:

http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/showthread.php?t=537

This is back when Derek wanted to become a pro bber and was offering to shake his moneymaker on webcam for schmoes in return for a handful of cash... Now he still does it just for the hell of it! hahahahaaaa
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #95 on: February 22, 2007, 02:33:11 AM »
hahhahhhahha columbusdude fucken priceless stuff long live columbusdued and spotter
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #96 on: February 22, 2007, 04:51:56 AM »
Can you say "BEHEMOTH HAIRPIECE"?

I bet Derek can't spell that to save his life!

My thanks to the great, if elusive, SPOTTER for these pics:
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #97 on: February 22, 2007, 09:57:27 AM »
The annual convention of Exxon Mobil-sponsored bodybuilders g4p cock-sucking synthol-shooting man whores:







PS: Savage blond toupee on Derek!!! And epic pit stains!!!!
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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #98 on: February 22, 2007, 10:10:49 AM »
hahahah, with those kinds of internet threats, i bet DA snatched up all of these from ebay:

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Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
« Reply #99 on: February 22, 2007, 12:54:18 PM »
hahahaha, look at those two fruitcakes, comic gold.
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