Hmmm strong smells, pretty colors, gecko talking to you...I'd say you had a little smokey smokey before hitting the bone and tap shop.
Nah...the Kava root will make you trip hard. But relaxes and numbs you a bit. It's used more by women to ease PMS symptoms...just at lower dosages
Trab - True, especially here in the NW. Tat's and piercing's everywhere..
The Hardly Davidson thing is funny, we (sportbikers) tease the posers all the time. Easy to spot with the new $20,000+ Hardly, Hardly Helmet, Jacket, Chaps, boots, shoe laces, gloves, saddlebags and the occational Hardly 1"x1" tattoo on the upper right delt
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..almost as bad as the Sportbike Yuppies with their nice helmets, wife beater, khaki shorts, sandles / flip flops that drive somewhere (usually really fast and attempting "stunts" on a busy freeway where families are driving) just to park it, lean on it while sipping on their venti, double shot mocha frappachino w/ cinnamon sprinkles and whip cream as they hit / eye f*ck every girl that walks by.
Though I've seen a lot of hardly riders do the same.