hhahahha, got done eating today and sweeping up the gym and i'm sitting on a bench picking my crusty ass when in walks an absolutely bruatally intimidating site, 44 years old, 5'6" 178 pounds, Harley Davidson doo rag, 1989 faded black Harley Davidson t shirt tucked into 1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt, this beast proceeds to do 5 minutes worth of trunk twists and then straps himself into some absolutely bone crushing leaning on the rack 100 pound db rows for a muscle twisting 7 reps per arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster. i couldn't help mself so i pulled out my tiny little peter dreaming and fantasizing about MOP sticking his finger up my butt while i sniffed his fat black shorts....oh god what a thrill!!!
1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt,
hahahha...New Balance sneakers..hahahah...ever y old guy on a budget buys those 25 dollar white New Balance sneakers, they are in every store next to the real expensive sneakers, They think they found a real bargain.MacGregor sweat pants?, are those the cotton type with the drawstring top and elastic bottoms?. Those are the worst. Theres a gym rat guy in my gym who wears those, they gotta be at least 30 years old.
Hahahaha, no gym "veteran" is complete without a pair o these (laces ties as tight as possible of course)
The only nerve you touch is the one located in your boyfriends prostate.
Squad doesn't have much in life other than these boards. Be understanding.
i hear ya, if it wasn't for your mom and sister i'd never get laid.
hahahaha yes, if it wasn't for Top Dog's mom and sister many a virgin would die a lonely death in the US!!!
hahahahha, yep, those two skanks know how to drain a dick and balls, do they not?
hahahaha, it reminds me of this poem i read about them in the mcdonalds toilet the other day.....Top dog's mom and sister sat on the toiletGiving some homeless guy headThen along came a n i gger, whose schlong was far biggerSo they gave the nog some deep throat instead!
hhahahha, getting done training today and i'm sitting on a bench when in walks an absolutely bruatally intimidating site, 44 years old, 5'6" 178 pounds, Harley Davidson doo rag, 1989 faded black Harley Davidson t shirt tucked into 1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt, this beast proceeds to do 5 minutes worth of trunk twists and then straps himself into some absolutely bone crushing leaning on the rack 100 pound db rows for a muscle twisting 7 reps per arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster.
Gee...................a poem. Wow..........
You're just pissed that BC easily pegged your mom and sister as toilet whores.
Ya pissed.........really, really, pissed
hahaha, I almost forgot this one from the bus shelterTop dog, Top dog, have you any lube?Yes sir, yes sir, 3 big tubesOne for my mom's jobOne for a wankOne for my sister, who's a filthy little skank!
fuckin hilarious.... however, 100 pound dumbell rows for 7 reps is a very good lift
