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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2007, 04:52:05 AM »

hhahahha, got done eating today and sweeping up the gym and i'm sitting on a bench picking my crusty ass when in walks an absolutely bruatally intimidating site, 44 years old, 5'6" 178 pounds, Harley Davidson doo rag, 1989 faded black Harley Davidson t shirt tucked into 1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt, this beast proceeds to do 5 minutes worth of trunk twists and then straps himself into some absolutely bone crushing leaning on the rack 100 pound db rows for a muscle twisting 7 reps per arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster. i couldn't help mself so i pulled out my tiny little peter dreaming and fantasizing about MOP sticking his finger up my butt while i sniffed his fat black shorts....oh god what a thrill!!!


ewwww you are nasty fagfather. Embarrassed Tongue Lips sealed
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2007, 06:00:22 AM »

1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt,

hahahha...New Balance sneakers..hahahah...ever y old guy on a budget buys those 25 dollar white New Balance sneakers, they are in every store next to the real expensive sneakers, They think they found a real bargain.


MacGregor sweat pants?, are those the cotton type with the drawstring top and elastic bottoms?. Those are the worst. Theres a gym rat guy in my gym who wears those, they gotta be at least 30 years old.
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2007, 06:30:58 AM »

hahahha...New Balance sneakers..hahahah...ever y old guy on a budget buys those 25 dollar white New Balance sneakers, they are in every store next to the real expensive sneakers, They think they found a real bargain.


MacGregor sweat pants?, are those the cotton type with the drawstring top and elastic bottoms?. Those are the worst. Theres a gym rat guy in my gym who wears those, they gotta be at least 30 years old.

Hahahaha, no gym "veteran" is complete without a pair o these (laces ties as tight as possible of course)

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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2007, 06:48:48 AM »

Hahahaha, no gym "veteran" is complete without a pair o these (laces ties as tight as possible of course)



hahah, weight belt tight as possible too..hahahha
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2007, 06:52:25 AM »

The only nerve you touch is the one located in your boyfriends prostate.
Grin
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« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2007, 07:08:18 AM »

Squad doesn't have much in life other than these boards.   Be understanding.
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« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2007, 07:15:10 AM »

Squad doesn't have much in life other than these boards.   Be understanding.
i hear ya, if it wasn't for your mom and sister i'd never get laid. Cheesy
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« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2007, 07:17:18 AM »

i hear ya, if it wasn't for your mom and sister i'd never get laid. Cheesy

hahahaha yes, if it wasn't for Top Dog's mom and sister many a virgin would die a lonely death in the US!!!
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« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2007, 07:18:54 AM »

hahahaha yes, if it wasn't for Top Dog's mom and sister many a virgin would die a lonely death in the US!!!
hahahahha, yep, those two skanks know how to drain a dick and balls, do they not?
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« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2007, 07:20:04 AM »

The only nerve you touch is the one located in your boyfriends prostate.

ROFL...classic
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« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2007, 07:23:06 AM »

Did Valeo really make leather belts?  I thought they only made the velcro-like ones....
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« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2007, 07:27:55 AM »

hahahahha, yep, those two skanks know how to drain a dick and balls, do they not?

hahahaha, it reminds me of this poem i read about them in the mcdonalds toilet the other day.....

Top dog's mom and sister sat on the toilet
Giving some homeless guy head
Then along came a n i gger, whose schlong was far bigger
So they gave the nog some deep throat instead!
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« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2007, 07:29:38 AM »

hahahaha, it reminds me of this poem i read about them in the mcdonalds toilet the other day.....

Top dog's mom and sister sat on the toilet
Giving some homeless guy head
Then along came a n i gger, whose schlong was far bigger
So they gave the nog some deep throat instead!
hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i almost spatted my egg whites and oatmeal all over the screen. Grin
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« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2007, 07:30:28 AM »

i hear ya, if it wasn't for your mom and sister i'd never get laid. Cheesy
Yes, yes........the usual mom and sister reply.   How old is this guy?
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« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2007, 07:37:38 AM »

hhahahha, getting done training today and i'm sitting on a bench when in walks an absolutely bruatally intimidating site, 44 years old, 5'6" 178 pounds, Harley Davidson doo rag, 1989 faded black Harley Davidson t shirt tucked into 1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt, this beast proceeds to do 5 minutes worth of trunk twists and then straps himself into some absolutely bone crushing leaning on the rack 100 pound db rows for a muscle twisting 7 reps per arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster.

You must've been scared to death having to encounter such limitless brute force live and in person like that!!!  And Harley Davidson gear to boot!!!   The only thing worse would've been Tap Out gear; fortunately you weren't subjected to that insanity!
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« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2007, 07:39:13 AM »

hahahaha, it reminds me of this poem i read about them in the mcdonalds toilet the other day.....

Top dog's mom and sister sat on the toilet
Giving some homeless guy head
Then along came a n i gger, whose schlong was far bigger
So they gave the nog some deep throat instead!

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  An instant classic!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2007, 07:45:19 AM »

hahahaha, it reminds me of this poem i read about them in the mcdonalds toilet the other day.....

Top dog's mom and sister sat on the toilet
Giving some homeless guy head
Then along came a n i gger, whose schlong was far bigger
So they gave the nog some deep throat instead!
Gee...................a poem.      Wow..........
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2007, 07:46:39 AM »

Gee...................a poem.      Wow..........

You're just pissed that BC easily pegged your mom and sister as toilet whores.
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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2007, 07:47:15 AM »

Gee...................a poem.      Wow..........
hahahahha, dude don't even try to fight back from that one, he destroyed you there.
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« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2007, 07:51:06 AM »

You're just pissed that BC easily pegged your mom and sister as toilet whores.
Ya pissed.........really, really, pissed Roll Eyes
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« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2007, 08:02:20 AM »

Ya pissed.........really, really, pissed Roll Eyes

hahaha, I almost forgot this one from the bus shelter

Top dog, Top dog, have you any lube?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 big tubes
One for my mom's job
One for a wank
One for my sister, who's a filthy little skank!
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« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2007, 08:04:03 AM »

hahaha, I almost forgot this one from the bus shelter

Top dog, Top dog, have you any lube?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 big tubes
One for my mom's job
One for a wank
One for my sister, who's a filthy little skank!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holy shit my spleen is about to fall out from laughing. Grin
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« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2007, 08:17:20 AM »

hhahahha, getting done training today and i'm sitting on a bench when in walks an absolutely bruatally intimidating site, 44 years old, 5'6" 178 pounds, Harley Davidson doo rag, 1989 faded black Harley Davidson t shirt tucked into 1988 MacGregor sweat pants and old grass stained New Balance 12 year old sneakers with the hardcore black leather Valeo weight belt, this beast proceeds to do 5 minutes worth of trunk twists and then straps himself into some absolutely bone crushing leaning on the rack 100 pound db rows for a muscle twisting 7 reps per arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a monster.

Useless without pics.
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« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2007, 08:20:29 AM »

fuckin hilarious.... however, 100 pound dumbell rows for 7 reps is a very good lift

hahaha I did 120 for 6 at 15-16 years old.
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« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2007, 08:21:58 AM »

hahaha, I almost forgot this one from the bus shelter

Top dog, Top dog, have you any lube?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 big tubes
One for my mom's job
One for a wank
One for my sister, who's a filthy little skank!

LMFAO!

Are you saying Top Dog is the kind of guy who puts a sign around his neck that says "Free blowjob if you let me swallow your load" while standing in the local ghetto, like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 3, BigC?
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