Why I love Los Angeles

[Max_Rep]

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[Max_Rep]

Another one Orange County. Free enterprise at its finest. 

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[PANDAEMONIUM]

MR, you ever seen any stars in L.A.?

[Max_Rep]

MR, you ever seen any stars in L.A.?

Stars in the sky? yes every night. Movie Stars... yes quite a few.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Stars in the sky? yes every night. Movie Stars... yes quite a few.

What stars?

I once met Christopher Walken very briefly at LGA.  Very short and small guy in person.  Also met Chevy Chase and Rick Moranis in bars on Long Island.  Cool guys too.

[24KT]

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Max Rep,

That's an effective MO everywhere in the world.

Girls with healthy lungs are always effective at promoting most automotive products, ...even in Taiwan



What I love about Los Angeles is there's no snow, ...unless you want it.

[Special Ed]

What stars?

I once met Christopher Walken very briefly at LGA.  Very short and small guy in person.  Also met Chevy Chase and Rick Moranis in bars on Long Island.  Cool guys too.

Walken and Moranis are nice guys. Chevy Chase is a fucking asshole. Bitter old fuck.

[24KT]

Special Ed. I can't comment on any of those 3 guys 'cause I haven't met them, but if you spend any time in LA, it's hard NOT to run into stars. Sometimes it's hard recognizing them because some of them look completely different in real life than they do on the screen. Only afterwards can you see the resemblance and realize it actually is them. A few years back some friends and I flew into LA from different parts of North America & Europe together for a "Girl's Week out in the Sun", and while we were shopping along Rodeo, and we ran into a friend who was a friend of a particular star, who then came over to join us... we were halfway through lunch when it hit us that she was actually who she was. We hadn't recognized her initially 'cause she wasn't glammed out.

[rocket]

Back about 10 years ago I was really into the X Files.  So when I heard that Gillian Anderson was coming to a local shopping centre near me, I of course had to go.  I purchased a ten dollar disposable camera (without flash) and took it to the place and spent 4 hours waiting,  listening to a 15 minute xfiles theme techno remix single on repeat.  Back then everybody wanted to bang her so there were thousands of people there.  She was okay I guess.  I went home and jerked off.

Thats my star story. 

[Special Ed]

SE, what stars have you met and what did you think of them personally?

I'm not friends with any stars and haven't spent enough time with anyone to say they're a good person, but everyone I've ever met has been very cordial. Actors I've hung out with at bars/billiard joints: George Clooney, Matt Dillon, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Stephen Dorff, Brian Dennehy, George Clinton. Musicians I've hung out with at strip clubs/nightclubs with: Kid Rock, Eminem, David Lee Roth. Supermodels I've met: Paulina Porzikova, Helena Christiansen, Adriana Lima. Met through friends: Robert DeNiro, Val Kilmer, Guy Pearce, Sienna Miller, Dylan McDermott, Rob Thomas, Jeremy Piven, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto, Claire Danes, Paulie Shore! And bumped into on the street: Nathan Lane, Conan O' Brien, Jennifer Connelly, Rutger Hauer, Hillary Swank, Heather Graham, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Andy Dick. That's off the top of my head. If you live in New York or LA and keep your eyes open, you'll see plenty.

Judging someone off hanging out with them for a few hours is like meeting a bodybuilder at the Arnold Expo, taking a photo, and going your home and telling everyone how cool Tree Barkdale was. It's not quite reality.

Oh yeah, Piven tried to fuck my girl, but he tries to fuck all girls. Little did he know my girl already had an obnoxious foul-mouthed New York Jew for a boyfriend. Bret Michaels would have a better chance.

[24KT]

I'm not friends with any stars and haven't spent enough time with anyone to say they're a good person, but everyone I've ever met has been very cordial. Actors I've hung out with at bars/billiard joints: George Clooney, Matt Dillon, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Stephen Dorff, Brian Dennehy, George Clinton. Musicians I've hung out with at strip clubs/nightclubs with: Kid Rock, Eminem, David Lee Roth. Supermodels I've met: Paulina Porzikova, Helena Christiansen, Adriana Lima. Met through friends: Robert DeNiro, Val Kilmer, Guy Pearce, Sienna Miller, Dylan McDermott, Rob Thomas, Jeremy Piven, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto, Claire Danes, Paulie Shore! And bumped into on the street: Nathan Lane, Conan O' Brien, Jennifer Connelly, Rutger Hauer, Hillary Swank, Heather Graham, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Andy Dick. That's off the top of my head. If you live in New York or LA and keep your eyes open, you'll see plenty.

Judging someone off hanging out with them for a few hours is like meeting a bodybuilder at the Arnold Expo, taking a photo, and going your home and telling everyone how cool Tree Barkdale was. It's not quite reality.

Oh yeah, Piven tried to fuck my girl, but he tries to fuck all girls. Little did he know my girl already had an obnoxious foul-mouthed New York Jew for a boyfriend. Bret Michaels would have a better chance.

My girlfriend worked with George Clooney on Oceans 12. For days all she raved about was how good he smelled. Then she'd get that dreamy schoolgirl expression on her face, and her eyes would light up like a Christmas tree. It made her poor husband so jealous. 

[DK II]

I'm not friends with any stars and haven't spent enough time with anyone to say they're a good person, but everyone I've ever met has been very cordial. Actors I've hung out with at bars/billiard joints: George Clooney, Matt Dillon, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Stephen Dorff, Brian Dennehy, George Clinton. Musicians I've hung out with at strip clubs/nightclubs with: Kid Rock, Eminem, David Lee Roth. Supermodels I've met: Paulina Porzikova, Helena Christiansen, Adriana Lima. Met through friends: Robert DeNiro, Val Kilmer, Guy Pearce, Sienna Miller, Dylan McDermott, Rob Thomas, Jeremy Piven, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto, Claire Danes, Paulie Shore! And bumped into on the street: Nathan Lane, Conan O' Brien, Jennifer Connelly, Rutger Hauer, Hillary Swank, Heather Graham, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Andy Dick. That's off the top of my head. If you live in New York or LA and keep your eyes open, you'll see plenty.

Judging someone off hanging out with them for a few hours is like meeting a bodybuilder at the Arnold Expo, taking a photo, and going your home and telling everyone how cool Tree Barkdale was. It's not quite reality.

Oh yeah, Piven tried to fuck my girl, but he tries to fuck all girls. Little did he know my girl already had an obnoxious foul-mouthed New York Jew for a boyfriend. Bret Michaels would have a better chance.

hahaha, Special Ed works nightshifts as a waiter/ toilet sweeper!!

[Special Ed]

My girlfriend worked with George Clooney on Oceans 12. For days all she raved about was how good he smelled. Then she'd get that dreamy schoolgirl expression on her face, and her eyes would light up like a Christmas tree. It made her poor husband so jealous. 

Yeah, unlike Piven, Clooney doesn't even have to try. He just sits there, smelling nice and attracting poon like bees to the hive.

[Special Ed]

hahaha, Special Ed works nightshifts as a waiter/ toilet sweeper!!

Actually, the owner doesn't let me do both, so I chose toilet sweeper. Less pressure and more time to read Flex.

[DK II]

Actually, the owner doesn't let me do both, so I chose toilet sweeper. Less pressure and more time to read Flex.

haha, and you can use it as toilet paper afterwards. Better use it as toilet paper before reading, the pages are already full of shit. 

[tommywishbone]

George Clooney bought a case of Ernest Borgnine scented air fresheners from me, in 1999. He probably still uses them.

[24KT]

Clooney doesn't even have to try. He just sits there, smelling nice and attracting poon like bees to the hive.

That pretty much summed it up. {lol}
He was professional, charming, laid back, easy going, and "just smelled like heaven".
Mind you this is a girl who's worked with many stars, but I've never seen her get googley eyed over any of them
...Clooney was the exception.

[Special Ed]

George Clooney bought a case of Ernest Borgnine scented air fresheners from me, in 1999. He probably still uses them.

Here's a minor celeb story you'll all appreciate: It's 1986 and I'm 16 years old working my first job as a cashier at Macy's in the Mall. I work in "domestics" which is bedsheets, pillows, and towels. I see Joe Piscopo shopping with his wife and baby and nanny. I note that his gorgeous wife is probably a 9.3 but the nanny is ten years younger and even hotter - perhaps a 9.6. Sure enough, Joe eventually dumps his wife and marries the nanny. Last year he divorced the nanny. I guess she hit the wall and it's time for another upgrade. Fame is a bitch!

I got Joe's autograph and it read: Jason, Good Luck with the Comedy. Joe Piscopo.

I'm still waiting!

[tommywishbone]

   Not bad, not bad.

[affy]

Yeah, unlike Piven, Clooney doesn't even have to try. He just sits there, smelling nice and attracting poon like bees to the hive.

you mean jeremy piven?

i saw that jewish dork once...the guy is a borderline midget

[SteelePegasus]

Back about 10 years ago I was really into the X Files.  So when I heard that Gillian Anderson was coming to a local shopping centre near me, I of course had to go.  I purchased a ten dollar disposable camera (without flash) and took it to the place and spent 4 hours waiting,  listening to a 15 minute xfiles theme techno remix single on repeat.  Back then everybody wanted to bang her so there were thousands of people there.  She was okay I guess.  I went home and jerked off.

Thats my star story. 

can you post the pics of her? I was always wished that she showed more of her body

[Mars]

can you post the pics of her? I was always wished that she showed more of her body

why dont you show more of your body stud?

[rocket]

can you post the pics of her? I was always wished that she showed more of her body

Haha, well it was a disposable camera with no flash used indoors.  That means every photo was just a murky mess.  I spent a fair bit of money at a photo developing place getting them "enhanced" (contrast turned up) to no avail.  Not one single ml of jizz spilled for my troubles.

[rocket]

I'm not friends with any stars and haven't spent enough time with anyone to say they're a good person, but everyone I've ever met has been very cordial. Actors I've hung out with at bars/billiard joints: George Clooney, Matt Dillon, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Stephen Dorff, Brian Dennehy, George Clinton. Musicians I've hung out with at strip clubs/nightclubs with: Kid Rock, Eminem, David Lee Roth. Supermodels I've met: Paulina Porzikova, Helena Christiansen, Adriana Lima. Met through friends: Robert DeNiro, Val Kilmer, Guy Pearce, Sienna Miller, Dylan McDermott, Rob Thomas, Jeremy Piven, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto, Claire Danes, Paulie Shore! And bumped into on the street: Nathan Lane, Conan O' Brien, Jennifer Connelly, Rutger Hauer, Hillary Swank, Heather Graham, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Andy Dick. That's off the top of my head. If you live in New York or LA and keep your eyes open, you'll see plenty.

Judging someone off hanging out with them for a few hours is like meeting a bodybuilder at the Arnold Expo, taking a photo, and going your home and telling everyone how cool Tree Barkdale was. It's not quite reality.

Oh yeah, Piven tried to fuck my girl, but he tries to fuck all girls. Little did he know my girl already had an obnoxious foul-mouthed New York Jew for a boyfriend. Bret Michaels would have a better chance.

I was unimpressed until you dropped Rutger's name.

[davidpaul]

why dont you show more of your body stud?