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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #100 on: February 08, 2008, 11:44:25 AM »
It seems the getbig consensus involves an evening at the McDonald's located inside of the Walmart, a box of wine, a beating, and then oral sex.  



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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #101 on: February 08, 2008, 11:45:57 AM »


Is there a problem WhiteCastle?
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  He's not McDonalds

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #102 on: February 08, 2008, 11:55:10 AM »
  He's not McDonalds




Ahhh...now I get it!

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #103 on: February 08, 2008, 12:04:06 PM »

well it seems like all i can think about lately is eating fucking and training.

...but at the moment my stockpile of pussy is all ran dry.. havent been motivated to get out there and bang  the ladies for a little while(my theory now that im all jacked on the idea is a lack of monounstaruated fats and power/compound movements in my routine)...

   im going to go out hunting this weekend though, hopefull ill come back having a few diff. fuck buddies lined up for the fourteeenth.  ...definitely. 
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #104 on: February 08, 2008, 01:50:27 PM »
I do that all the time so i highly doubt my hubbie would think it was "special" :-*

Lisa

Then it's time to introduce another gilr into the equation! :)

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #105 on: February 08, 2008, 02:05:33 PM »
what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas

I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit  ;D

I will send your a box of chocolates with dinabol tabs covered in white chocolate.

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #106 on: February 08, 2008, 02:50:33 PM »

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #107 on: February 08, 2008, 04:23:56 PM »
See when i mean thoughtful i mean it for both sides...i am giving my hubbie something from Dale Jr's new car company...i planned ahead and it just came in the mail today.

Not so romantic, as girls may want but right up his alley.

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #108 on: February 08, 2008, 04:24:35 PM »
See when i mean thoughtful i mean it for both sides...i am giving my hubbie something from Dale Jr's new car company...i planned ahead and it just came in the mail today.

Not so romantic, as girls may want but right up his alley.

Lisa
i've got a nice thick 8 inch present for you. :D

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #109 on: February 08, 2008, 04:26:07 PM »
i've got a nice thick 8 inch present for you. :D

You'd have to lose a good amount of fat to discover even the first few inches.

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #110 on: February 08, 2008, 04:35:01 PM »
i've got a nice thick 8 inch present for you. :D

That's hot!!! Totally along those "thoughtful" lines i was speaking of >:(

Lisa :-*

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #111 on: February 08, 2008, 04:43:24 PM »
Let me break it down for you guys so you don't fall into the "curse of hallmark" that is valentines day.  When you first meet a girl she will go out of her way to show you how intelligent she is and not the typical bimbo, after all if your a decent guy she will want to present her self as marriage material, if she's a whore. . . well you get what you pay for(dont expect much).  Casually, and not within 2 months of february or it will seem as a copout, you have to mention how you hate the idea of valentines day because it is "sooooo corporate" and that if you really love someone you don't need a "card company" to tell you to appreciate them.  Of course she will agree with you and actually think she has bagged a "real romantic".  Then when valentines day rolls around don't get her anything.  She will have no choice but to not say anything or else she looks like a liar and girls can never admit to making mistakes.  BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!  Now you never ever have to get a valentines gift!

If you've already gotten her a gift in the past. . . well, your screwed.

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #112 on: February 08, 2008, 05:02:09 PM »
just some unsolicitated queer eye for the straight guy advice..

dont buy your girl red roses, they are too cliche and make girls feel old. ( and never buy them at a deli or supermarket)

my advice two dozen 'sweet heart' roses pink ... you'll definitley get laid.

also bring her out to the most  upscale restaurant you can find, and tell her you want to see her in her best glam clothes.While your at the restraount dont act all nice and formal...talk dirty and kinky to her all night, tell all the crazy sex things you want to do to her, offer to have sex with her in the bathroom...she will love it and when you get home you will be getting anal for sure.

bottom line is dont be cliche or predictable.

no need to thank me.


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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #113 on: February 09, 2008, 02:17:49 AM »
just some unsolicitated queer eye for the straight guy advice..

dont buy your girl red roses, they are too cliche and make girls feel old. ( and never buy them at a deli or supermarket)

my advice two dozen 'sweet heart' roses pink ... you'll definitley get laid.

also bring her out to the most  upscale restaurant you can find, and tell her you want to see her in her best glam clothes.While your at the restraount dont act all nice and formal...talk dirty and kinky to her all night, tell all the crazy sex things you want to do to her, offer to have sex with her in the bathroom...she will love it and when you get home you will be getting anal for sure.

bottom line is dont be cliche or predictable.

no need to thank me.



i like you


minus the roses

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2008, 02:24:41 AM »
My wife does not like romantic crap and I am a romantic kind a guy  :(
She prefers a pot plant to flowers any day.
All the other stuff is just a cliche to her  :-\

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2008, 02:45:55 AM »
just some unsolicitated queer eye for the straight guy advice..

dont buy your girl red roses, they are too cliche and make girls feel old. ( and never buy them at a deli or supermarket)

my advice two dozen 'sweet heart' roses pink ... you'll definitley get laid.

also bring her out to the most  upscale restaurant you can find, and tell her you want to see her in her best glam clothes.While your at the restraount dont act all nice and formal...talk dirty and kinky to her all night, tell all the crazy sex things you want to do to her, offer to have sex with her in the bathroom...she will love it and when you get home you will be getting anal for sure.

bottom line is dont be cliche or predictable.

no need to thank me.



   I can jack off cheaper than I can buy TWO DOZEN roses on Valentines Day...they always crank up the price on VDAY

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #116 on: February 09, 2008, 12:52:32 PM »
Just get her this  :):


Whatever you get her, pretend like it's the best gift ever.

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #117 on: February 09, 2008, 05:53:01 PM »
DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE ON VALENTINE'S DAY  ;)
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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #118 on: February 09, 2008, 06:06:19 PM »
Tiffany & Co. will work, it is such a waste of money.  However  most women, especailly South Florida women love that stuff.  I got my girl a necklace from there and we are going to go out for dinner.  Little does she know the day after she is coming with me and my car drag racing at the corvette challenge! 
All women want something nice, if they say they dont like that stuff.....it's because no one has ever done that for them. 

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #119 on: February 09, 2008, 06:23:39 PM »
i like you


minus the roses

haha,  well the ones IM talking about are called or at least used to be called sweet heart roses, they used to give them to girls for their sweet 16, they are basically baby/ miniture roses. Women like em cause it is sort of nostalgic and also makes them feel young as opposed to the grandmother red roses they usually get. at least they used to, girls are not as girly as they used to be. are they all on gear or something?...

maybe roses have just become a sign that the guy is guilty of something


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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #120 on: February 09, 2008, 07:20:47 PM »
haha,  well the ones IM talking about are called or at least used to be called sweet heart roses, they used to give them to girls for their sweet 16, they are basically baby/ miniture roses. Women like em cause it is sort of nostalgic and also makes them feel young as opposed to the grandmother red roses they usually get. at least they used to, girls are not as girly as they used to be. are they all on gear or something?...

maybe roses have just become a sign that the guy is guilty of something



i just dont like roses.... other flowers i can deal with

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #121 on: February 09, 2008, 07:22:08 PM »
i just dont like roses.... other flowers i can deal with

Like this one?

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #122 on: February 09, 2008, 07:25:26 PM »

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #123 on: February 09, 2008, 07:43:57 PM »
YOU WANT THIS

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Re: Valentines day is comming
« Reply #124 on: February 09, 2008, 07:47:43 PM »
hahahhaa, something tells me those aren't big enough for "neveradicktoobigforblond e".