These people are hilarious, I could tell you stories for days.Most of these clowns go to extremes with last minute preparations.They think that drinking red wine and taking Niacin will bring out there vascularity,lmao.It does help but you have to be under 8% bodyfat first.They are the ones backstage giving everyone else advice about dieting and nutrition, lmao.They tell other people there "secrets"that they use, the last week before the show.You seem them eating rice cakes with jam on them, then eating peanut butter, "trying to fill themselves out".Then they put Hot Stuff on, along with Pam, Baby oil, Thiomucase, Preparation H, what ever else they can get there fucking hands on to give them that "ripped look".Some of these clowns to were so much shit that after they get off the stage the 'towel boy' has to come out with a mop and towel to wipe off the stage.
To make matters worse this "local hero" is using holding alot of water, so he sweats like a bastard, so it makes even more oil poor off of his body on to the stage.
True story ,from about 15 years ago ,one guy who was white as a ghost, so he decided to put on a shit load of tanning stuff, last minute.This guy was Italian and looked a lil like Stallone, lol.So when he started posing, he started sweating really bad and the tanning stuff was running off of his body and face, like mad.The funny part was when it was running off of his face it looked like blood, so he looked like Stallone in Rocky 1, so everybody in the audience was sayling "YO Adrianne, lol
These people are very loud and talk to everyone who will listen and are in a great mood until they get there placing.Then reality sets its, lol. They get last place, then they get and attitude, and tell everybody they were robbed, or the reason why there smooth is they over carb loaded.Then tell every one how shredded they were on Wednesday.
Everyone thinks they look ripped when they are standing alone in front of a mirror, at the gym..
You should hear some of the stories I hear, like I laid in bed for 3 days, and zero carbs,I started taking Dandelion root 2 weeks out,the stories are hilarious.
These people also are"kitchen chemist" always making some weird concoction or a miracle pill that will get them ripped, lmao.In the end you have this smooth guy, who cant pose, and makes an ass of himself every year.
Insanity: making the same mistake over and over again, and not learning from your past mistakes.