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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2008, 11:21:51 AM »


   Heres Tyson trying to take on one of the only legit heavyweights he ever fought, Lennox Lewis, and he goes down like a little bitch.

     Squadfat, take a break from the internet and get out of your mothers basement.  ;D  You fat pile of shit.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2008, 11:23:35 AM »


   Heres Tyson trying to take on one of the only legit heavyweights he ever fought, Lennox Lewis, and he goes down like a little bitch.

     Squadfat, take a break from the internet and get out of your mothers basement.  ;D  You fat pile of shit.

Hey dumbass Tyson was well past his prime even after prison!! Lewis couldn't touch a prime Mike Tyson!!
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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2008, 11:29:15 AM »
no shit for brains, Tyson couldnt touch a Lennox Lewis in his prime-or any other good big heavyweight.  Tyson fought a long list of tomato cans when the HW division was at its weakest.  Tyson couldnt even beat Buster Douglas or Holyfield.

      He was entertaining, but never really beat a good legit heavyweight.

 

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2008, 11:30:37 AM »
no shit for brains, Tyson couldnt touch a Lennox Lewis in his prime-or any other good big heavyweight.  Tyson fought a long list of tomato cans when the HW division was at its weakest.  Tyson couldnt even beat Buster Douglas or Holyfield.

      He was entertaining, but never really beat a good legit heavyweight.

  You should slit your wrists SirTits!!
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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2008, 11:55:56 AM »
Shamrock was awesome in his prime.   Tyson was awesome in his prime. 

 Later bouts do not do justice to either of them...Time waits for no man.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2008, 12:11:03 PM »
Shamrock was awesome in his prime.   Tyson was awesome in his prime. 

 Later bouts do not do justice to either of them...Time waits for no man.
plus he was just in those fights for the money.
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Re: Brutal tucked in under armour!!
« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2008, 02:06:10 PM »
Let me guess, you are an MMA athlete. Probably headed to the gym in your under armour gear as I speak. Your like a broken record, damn you are dumb. 8)

  Ya, what I thought. Since you are unable to refute anything I just wrote, you insult me and that's it, huh? I accept your admission of defeat. ;)

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Re: Brutal tucked in under armour!!
« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2008, 02:25:59 PM »
  Ya, what I thought. Since you are unable to refute anything I just wrote, you insult me and that's it, huh? I accept your admission of defeat. ;)

Are you a crackhead sir?
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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2008, 02:35:36 PM »
Erm how do you KNOW Tyson cant kick? Look at those legs i would nt fancy a kick in the knee from one of those treetrunks, and as for fighting on the ground i imagine if you got Tyson on the ground he d just instinctively bite you anywhere including your nuts and when you let go hed KILL you.

This is a phenom who grew up on the streets who has pure hate in him, not some middle class tapout gear wearing office guy"who has a black belt"

Prime Tyson kills 99.999% of people that ever walked the Earth


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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2008, 02:38:44 PM »
Erm how do you KNOW Tyson cant kick? Look at those legs i would nt fancy a kick in the knee from one of those treetrunks, and as for fighting on the ground i imagine if you got Tyson on the ground he d just instinctively bite you anywhere including your nuts and when you let go hed KILL you.

This is a phenom who grew up on the streets who has pure hate in him, not some middle class tapout gear wearing office guy"who has a black belt"

Prime Tyson kills 99.999% of people that ever walked the Earth



Nicely put!!
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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2008, 02:42:46 PM »
I love these rich middle class office guys who claim they could kick anyones ass, there was a guy called Lenny Mclean who was like the UKs Kimbo and a guy i know locally who trains MMA (has never actually fought tho!) #, works for some insurance firm and comes from a rich family claims his "skills" mean hed choke Lenny out easily!  ::)

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #111 on: March 30, 2008, 02:45:40 PM »
Erm how do you KNOW Tyson cant kick? Look at those legs i would nt fancy a kick in the knee from one of those treetrunks, and as for fighting on the ground i imagine if you got Tyson on the ground he d just instinctively bite you anywhere including your nuts and when you let go hed KILL you.

  He never trained for kicking. His kicking skills are average at best. He is, after all, a boxer and not a kickboxer. And he can't fight on the ground. Period. Most fights end in the ground.

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This is a phenom who grew up on the streets who has pure hate in him, not some middle class tapout gear wearing office guy"who has a black belt"

  This is intangible. "Grown in the streets" is not a certificate of being able to fight. Any black belt would easily defeat 99.99% of guys who grew in the streets.                                                                                                                                                          

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Prime Tyson kills 99.999% of people that ever walked the Earth

  More like 99.9%. And top MMA fighters - not your average MMA practitioner - are included in those 0.1% that could defeat Tyson.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2008, 02:48:17 PM »
I love these rich middle class office guys who claim they could kick anyones ass

  Moron, no one is claiming that average MMA guys could defeat Tyson. I claimed that top MMA fighters could because they are more complete and can fight not only with their hands but also with their legs and on the floor, unlike Tyson. ;)

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2008, 02:49:12 PM »
  Moron, no one is claiming that average MMA guys could defeat Tyson. I claimed that top MMA fighters could because they are more complete and can fight not only with their hands but also with their legs and ion the floor, unlike Tyson. ;)
bullshit.

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Re: Brutal tucked in under armour!!
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2008, 02:50:32 PM »
Are you a crackhead sir?

  Your inability to debate me continues to entertain me. Keep it up. ;)

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Re: Brutal tucked in under armour!!
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2008, 02:50:36 PM »
  ? The former football player, Bob Sapp, who is 6'5 and weights 370 lbs lean pounds, got owned on the ground by Minotouro, a 5'10 195 lbs Brazilian and got his arm broken. Why couldn't this happen to tyson considering that he is shorter and arguably weaker than Sapp - unless you regard Tyson as stronger than 370 lbs lineman who could carry two men on his back.
WTF are you  talking about ,Minotauro didn't break Sapp's arm ,and Nogueira  is 6'3' around 240lbs, ::)

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2008, 02:54:09 PM »
  Exactly. Tyson in his prime would defeat anyone easily fighting with the rules of boxing. It tells us nothing of how he would do in a no-holds-bare fight.

I stand by this, but one thing Tyson would have going for him is his agression. The dude is an animal from Bed Sty Brooklyn..

But I have a hard time believing that a grappler with fighting skills would even get close enough for Tyson to land a punch. Boxing is pretty limited, and the grappler/mma fighter would simply stay out of range and land a few blows on Tyson before grounding him.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2008, 02:55:08 PM »
  Prove it. ;)
yeah ok, i'll build a time machine and go back and talk Tyson into fighting Ken Shamrock, Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture. ::)

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2008, 02:57:02 PM »
Tyson was never the same after going to prison on those bullshit charges.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #120 on: March 30, 2008, 02:58:30 PM »
I stand by this, but one thing Tyson would have going for him is his agression. The dude is an animal from Bed Sty Brooklyn..

But I have a hard time believing that a grappler with fighting skills would even get close enough for Tyson to land a punch. Boxing is pretty limited, and the grappler/mma fighter would simply stay out of range and land a few blows on Tyson before grounding him.
actually he was from Brownsville Brooklyn.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #121 on: March 30, 2008, 03:05:32 PM »
Cigarettedouchebag, This was written by Beast8692, on the MMA board, when the guys over there also thought Tyson would get destroyed by an MMA guy. He is a little more precise than me. See the highlighted part, and think about that for 3 seconds and then pull your panties out of your twat

thing is, NOBODY just shoots in any more with the present top flight ma comps.

last guy i saw in an ma comp just using primarily shoot was kerr and don't forget 1. he was extremely quick (probably the most explosive and powerful shooter i've ever seen) 2. he was taking heavy doses of morphine and other pain killers to cope with eating strikes on the way in and 3. (most importantly) he NEVER faced a striker anywhere close to the timing, accuracy, power, balance and speed of foot and hand. no way on god's green earth would kerr shoot in on prime tyson with ease. no chance. no amount of morphine or steroids can stop your brain telling you it's time to go to sleep. tyson had perfectly timed and placed uppercuts, hooks, power in both hands, lateral movement (most striking opponents to kerr were straight ahead and up and down heavy weight kick boxers = lunch meat for kerr where one foot in air just meant easier take down..

i totally agree (as i have previously stated) that tyson is dead on the ground with a good grappler, but the theory that you just walk in and take prime tyson down is typical 5:30pm class bjj propoganda. the only guys i ever here completely dismissing a phenom like tyson are the delusional 3 times a week bjj champs that have never been in a full contact bout in their lives. they get deluded by their own hype.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #122 on: March 30, 2008, 03:18:36 PM »
yeah ok, i'll build a time machine and go back and talk Tyson into fighting Ken Shamrock, Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture. ::)

HAHA Best quote of the thread!!
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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #123 on: March 30, 2008, 03:20:13 PM »
Hey dumbass Tyson was well past his prime even after prison!! Lewis couldn't touch a prime Mike Tyson!!

Prime Tyson fought Lewis and beat the crap out of him.

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Re: White Guy in under armour interviews Mike Tyson!
« Reply #124 on: March 30, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »
Prime Tyson fought Lewis and beat the crap out of him.

When they were teens?
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