Why does this "Determinator" deem himself as a top poster.... 
Hes not funny and his posts are mediocre....
I bet in highschool he was one of those nerds always desperately trying to join the cool crowd but instead he got a slap in the face.
Poor guy, his life revolves around a message board 
Determinate replies:
I am not meaning to be "funny," as you put it, and my posts, save for this type of defence post, are first class. Hence your first point is incorrect.
Regarding your statement concerning my schooling. No such scenario unfolded. Hence your statement is again, unsurprisingly, incorrect.
Finally, my life does not "revolve around a message board," again as you put it. I merely post here on occasion to enrich other posters life's. This is one of the selfless qualities possessed by the exclusive big6. Remember, you also post on this board, and in reply to me, hence, that would infer, in your own train of thought, that your own life *also* revolves around a message board. Food for thought perhaps?