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The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« on: January 29, 2009, 05:23:01 AM »
Bob Chic did a recent survey at The Mirage Hotel and 9/10 were in favor of changing to the following!

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 05:26:00 AM »
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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 05:27:41 AM »
Bob Chic did a recent survey at The Mirage Hotel and 9/10 were in favor of changing to the following!


I thought that movie sucked to be honest. Brad Pitt was hilarious, though.

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 05:28:43 AM »
I thought that movie sucked to be honest. Brad Pitt was hilarious, though.

Same, and I thought Brad was awful, Clooney was the best performance in it IMHO but that wasnt saying much.

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 05:30:27 AM »
Bob Chic did a recent survey at The Mirage Hotel and 9/10 were in favor of changing to the following!


So tell me...what are these "male beauty pageants" you go to?  

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 05:32:15 AM »
So tell me...what are these "male beauty pageants" you go to?  

Shouldn't a veteran contestant pageanteer like you know all about them?  ;D
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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 05:35:20 AM »
Shouldn't a veteran contestant pageanteer like you know all about them?  ;D
Never seen one....but I see them talked about and discussed here on a daily basis....along with references of oiled men in things, and G4P, and schmoes....you know...from all the "not gay guys"

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 05:40:37 AM »
That's not Baygbm's favorite armchair.

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 05:41:00 AM »
So tell me...what are these "male beauty pageants" you go to?  

I dont attend them stud, but dont be ashamed if you have been lust over by hundreds of men while you posed up on stage, Im sure God will forgive you.

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 05:44:03 AM »
I dont attend them stud, but dont be ashamed if you have been lust over by hundreds of men while you posed up on stage,Im sure God will forgive you.

For someone who doesn't attend them, you sure spend an awful lot of time talking about them...why do you spend all day on a bodybuilding board talking about homosexuel related things?

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2009, 05:47:13 AM »
Wonder if Chick ever punches his monitor or slams his fist down on the keyboard when he reads a thread like this.

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 05:52:11 AM »
For someone who doesn't attend them, you sure spend an awful lot of time talking about them...why do you spend all day on a bodybuilding board talking about homosexuel related things?

Dont get angry, many nowadays subscribe to a belief in something called "atheism", so there is a very good chance when you die you wont be thrown in to a firey pit below the earth  ;D

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 05:54:37 AM »
Dont get angry, many nowadays subscribe to a belief in something called "atheism", so there is a very good chance when you die you wont be thrown in to a firey pit below the earth  ;D

Great...thanks for that.

Now try answering the questions......


For someone who doesn't attend them, you sure spend an awful lot of time talking about them...why do you spend all day on a bodybuilding board talking about homosexuel related things?


Here it is again, in case you managed to gloss over it:


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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 05:56:20 AM »
Great...thanks for that.

Now try answering the questions......

Do you still have that old Buick (I think it was) that we saw on the FitShow?

How's it running?

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2009, 05:58:44 AM »
Do you still have that old Buick (I think it was) that we saw on the FitShow?

How's it running?



Nope...sold all the old cars when I moved...too expensive to ship...plenty of old cars in SOFLO to buy here

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2009, 06:04:17 AM »
Wonder if Chick ever punches his monitor or slams his fist down on the keyboard when he reads a thread like this.

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA, I can just imagine him sitting at home, stone faced, reading this thread, then jumping up in anger, looking in the mirror while flexing his bicep and saying "Who do they think they are, Im Bob Chic!Representative of Male Beauty Pageanteers at the Highest level!"

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2009, 06:06:13 AM »
HAHAHAHA, I can just imagine him sitting at home, stone faced, reading this thread, then jumping up in anger, looking in the mirror while flexing his bicep and saying "Who do they think they are, Im Bob Chic!Representative of Male Beauty Pagenteers at the Highest level!"


One more time.

Now try answering the questions......


For someone who doesn't attend them, you sure spend an awful lot of time talking about them...why do you spend all day on a bodybuilding board talking about homosexuel related things?

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2009, 06:14:18 AM »
hello bob hope u are good today

i have a quick question

when u filmed malcolm in the middle how did u arrange your meals for the day and water intake? how long did u go in between meals?

thanks
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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2009, 06:15:09 AM »

One more time.

Now try answering the questions......


For someone who doesn't attend them, you sure spend an awful lot of time talking about them...why do you spend all day on a bodybuilding board talking about homosexuel related things?


Dont bother bob, he will never answer.

Its quite the irony isn't it?

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2009, 06:18:31 AM »
hello bob hope u are good today

i have a quick question

when u filmed malcolm in the middle how did u arrange your meals for the day and water intake? how long did u go in between meals?

thanks

I didnt

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2009, 06:19:07 AM »
Dont bother bob, he will never answer.

Its quite the irony isn't it?

Kind of says it all.....

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2009, 06:28:41 AM »
I didnt
bob-who was your fav actor to work with in your acting career and why?
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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2009, 06:37:13 AM »

For someone who doesn't attend them, you sure spend an awful lot of time talking about them...why do you spend all day on a bodybuilding board talking about homosexuel related things?


Simple, because its funny and we like to laugh at you.

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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2009, 06:46:08 AM »
Simple, because its funny and we like to laugh at you.

Gotcha.....only took you an hour to come up with that gem.


No further reply necessary....I think we can all figure it out.


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Re: The seating at the average Male Beauty Pageant
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2009, 06:55:42 AM »
Never seen one....but I see them talked about and discussed here on a daily basis....along with references of oiled men in things, and G4P, and schmoes....you know...from all the "not gay guys"
are you inferring that "db2431" is the type of guy who won't suck a dick but he'll sure as hell hold one in his mouth and keep it warm until someone comes along who will, Chick?