Chins

[The Nub Monster]

I'm gonna come back when the rest of the world gets civil.


DAMY

PUSSY! Can't handle the heat DAMY? LOL

[The Nub Monster]

haha

the fat lad is far too obese to walk to the confectionary counter located next to his till.

thus, have you see those new 'Liquifuse1000' products from Cadburys?

10,000iu of choc bars suspended in a 1 Litre DMSO solution ready for IV infusion?

 

LOL

I can almost hear his chocolate muffled cry;  "JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEIN"

He is probably saying up for a mobility scooter, so he once again attain the biscuits that have so craftily avoided him by being placed at the back of the shop.

[Tapeworm]

Anyway...

[DAMY]

You bored, Tapeworm?


DAMY

[Tapeworm]

You bored, Tapeworm?


DAMY

Never a dull moment, Damy.

[pillowtalk]

Never a dull moment, Damy.

Do us a fava 'TW' - send a 'PM' to the tubby one ( I refuse to address him directly)

Tell him we have some genuine enquiry as to his performance in the gym.
Chin up's to be precise.

[DAMY]

Oh, so yer done having a pop at me, then?


DAMY

[pillowtalk]

Oh, so yer done having a pop at me, then?


DAMY

I will never get bored of that !!
With that piss poor chin's performance mate, FFS - girl.

[The Nub Monster]

I will never get bored of that !!

Honestly???  I find it amusing for a short while, but it loses it's appeal eventually........

[DAMY]

Listen, my self-worth has taken a hit recently, okay? Seriously.

My life is kinda at a dead-end, headed nowhere. I head for the gym all amped up for a workout, then I look in the mirror and see my belly, poorly hidden by a baggy tee-shirt, and all my enthusiasm turns to ashes.


I think that's why I strike out at people on here, determined to 'own' everyone, as you guys like to say.

Ah Christ, just ignore me! I'll be good as new after a sugar doughnut or two.

Maybe three LOL!

Aw fuck it, might as well kill the whole box.


DAMY 

[pillowtalk]

Listen, my self-worth has taken a hit recently, okay? Seriously.

My life is kinda at a dead-end, headed nowhere. I head for the gym all amped up for a workout, then I look in the mirror and see my belly, poorly hidden by a baggy tee-shirt, and all my enthusiasm turns to ashes.


I think that's why I strike out at people on here, determined to 'own' everyone, as you guys like to say.

Ah Christ, just ignore me! I'll be good as new after a sugar doughnut or two.

Maybe three LOL!

Aw fuck it, might as well kill the whole box.


DAMY 

Classic 'DAMY' - good to have you back on board the great ship 'GetBig' - now mop the fucking decks down !!

[bodybuilding25]

Listen, my self-worth has taken a hit recently, okay? Seriously.

My life is kinda at a dead-end, headed nowhere. I head for the gym all amped up for a workout, then I look in the mirror and see my belly, poorly hidden by a baggy tee-shirt, and all my enthusiasm turns to ashes.


I think that's why I strike out at people on here, determined to 'own' everyone, as you guys like to say.

Ah Christ, just ignore me! I'll be good as new after a sugar doughnut or two.

Maybe three LOL!

Aw fuck it, might as well kill the whole box.


DAMY 

Thats fucking brutal, I'm sat here with piss running down my legs.

[Fatpanda]

i dont really know where to begin on you clowns or is it clown?

i own your hearts, minds and souls lock stock and barrel.

i have owned shirtlifter/ass monster and pillow many times already in their short getbig life, and without even trying i occupy their every waking moment and thought.

quite amusing really.

this damy fiasco is similarly funny as just a week ago they were all teaming up against me, then one by one as i destroyed them their shame and frustration got too much for their feeble minds to cope with forcing them to turn on each other.

hahahaha you couldn't make this up.

damy i'll take pity on you as you are Scottish. You should have known to never trust an englishman. i trust you have learned your lesson.

[dr.chimps]

i dont really know where to begin on you clowns or is it clown?

i own your hearts, minds and souls lock stock and barrel.

They're all the same dude, Panda. You think there were really 5-6 race-baiting, pseudo-intellectual Don Logan-wannabe's all joining Getbig at the same time!? My favourite part of his act of is when he fights with himself. What a nutter.

[pillowtalk]

My favourite part of his act of is when he fights with himself. What a nutter.

I am the nutter - the rest of them are fairly well adjusted 'TBH'

[Fatpanda]

They're all the same dude, Panda. You think there were really 5-6 race-baiting, pseudo-intellectual Don Logan-wannabe's all joining Getbig at the same time!? My favourite part of his act of is when he fights with himself. What a nutter.

i know that bodybuilder25 and veteran_shirtlifter are the same perhaps nub monster too

it is quite pathetic.

[The Nub Monster]

i know that bodybuilder25 and veteran_shirtlifter are the same perhaps nub monster too

it is quite pathetic.

No I am not BB25 or VL......I am not that far gone yet.

[Figo]

This thread is becoming a bit of a downer, but:

[pillowtalk]

This thread is becoming a bit of a downer, but:

WTF - where did you find a pic of 'FP's' mom ??

[pillowtalk]

No I am not BB25 or VL......I am not that far gone yet.

YO - Nubby, tell the bun-fun twat to come see you compete, all 6ft 3 of you !!
Go on, tell him the dates, by PM for discretion.
& see if he is willing to come over & meet you.

[pillowtalk]

i dont really know where to begin on you clowns or is it clown?

i own your hearts, minds and souls lock stock and barrel.

i have owned shirtlifter/ass monster and pillow many times already in their short getbig life, and without even trying i occupy their every waking moment and thought.

quite amusing really.

this damy fiasco is similarly funny as just a week ago they were all teaming up against me, then one by one as i destroyed them their shame and frustration got too much for their feeble minds to cope with forcing them to turn on each other.

hahahaha you couldn't make this up.

damy i'll take pity on you as you are Scottish. You should have known to never trust an englishman. i trust you have learned your lesson.

If you sent idiot proof instructions (like a 5 year old would get)  - with a pictorial accompaniment - he would still not get it, FFS

I swear, I need no further proof that his kind of diet leaves you with, severe, mental dissonance.

[DAMY]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-on-a-bike!

This thread is fuckin' grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

Hold on whilst I fetch refreshments - where's my wheelbarrow...?


DAMY

[DK II]

LOL, great post!!!

DK, in your opinion, what kind of self hating cuntbox would post such things online?

I mean, just WHAT kind of 'devoid of ANY self respect' joker would claim that he - whilst weighing an ungodly 250lbs at 30%BF - could perform 10 chins for sets?

Also, can you imagine if you had joined a gym, requested an instructor and then out from the shadows waddles this 'qualified fitness instructor' replete with his diploma in one hand... and a cake in the other??

I mean, what kind of LOSER has been training for years but is a) unable to reduce his ungodly 30% BF, and b) only capable of reaching a FAT 250lbs at 30% BF?

Jesus, can you imagine the lack of self respect such a larder would have? I bet his gut has caused him all manner of cold, introspective moments wherein he concludes that his FAT life has been a waste; the harsh reality that his efforts have been in vain?

Also, lets not overlook the great paradox wherein DAMY fatty further compounds his own incompetance by claiming a fitness qualification LOL, beautiful!!

I bet DAMY is laughed at on a daily basis and frequently hates his life for a) a lack of results that have b) meant - amongst other things - that he hasnt seen his cock for years.

My goodness, what a fuckin comedian.

qft。

Don't forget he gets andgry at any post and starts insulting people....

A fat qualified fitness coach? Better than an african AIDS-healer that has AIDS.

[Deicide]

Ultimate chins

[ironneck]

fuck...there are some ugly ass hoes out there...
and then there are some fine ass hoes like this chick