Oh, and Mike....I don't know why you would break my fingers
when I would be using my mouth to play with Laura's nips.
DUH!
Oh brother, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Freak 
Freak, don't get me wrong, if anyone loves big chesticles it's me, but you're fixin to get your ass kicked AHAHAHAH!!!
Hey Mike, Freak just told me the only contest you'd place well in is a pie-eatin contest.