Bouncers : the toughest breed out there

[NarcissisticDeity]

The hardest "blow" i ever took was from pumpster's mother

lmfao pumpster = owned

[Mr Nobody]

Ali went toe to toe  some of the meanest toughest men in the world and prevailed more times than not.

no comparison to a douchebag like me who had a few bar fights

Spot on good comeback

[Kegdrainer]

Bas Rutten was the best bouncer ever. 
http://www.fugly.com/videos/5298/bas_rutten_the_bouncer.html

[Cleanest Natural]

Dude, seriously you gotta stop watching the Bourne identity..this shit is getting out of hand  , I didn't think you were nuts before but you belong in the fucking loony bin.

stop it?

that movie is a faint resemblance compared to what i lived and know about

[The Nub Monster]

That sucks, but in life there are only a few people you can truly count on having your back unfortunately

Very true......I work the doors and will only work with certain people from our 'team' as I know they will back me up no matter what and vice versa.

[Spike]

stop it?

that movie is a faint resemblance compared to what i lived and know about

I've never seen any of those movies

I started tren today: here the current low down

75mg tren ed
250mg testoviron ed
30-40iu slin ed
8iu redt op ed
armour thyroid in morn and night
clen 40mcg-100mcg workout days
nolv if I need, hcg always
got some anapolan but might wait -- will megadose those to see whats happenin

[The Master]

I've never seen any of those movies

I started tren today: here the current low down

75mg tren ed
250mg testoviron ed
30-40iu slin ed
8iu redt op ed
armour thyroid in morn and night
clen 40mcg-100mcg workout days
nolv if I need, hcg always
got some anapolan but might wait -- will megadose those to see whats happenin

Duck = worried for your health

[Spike]

Duck = worried for your health

mj15 approved me

I'll post pics up but everytime I take a pics its blurry??

guy shaffer syndrom with my camera

duck doesnt want to know prescribed meds

[no one]

I took off with my buddy as they seemed very riled up and they kept looking over at our table to see if we look back

you cannot fuck with them as everyone knows everyone in this city and they can find you easily as there are few places to hang out and so forth

They would friggin find where u live and come after you

ahahahahahaha

fucking pansy.

[Bast175]

bouncers often have other bouncers helping them, plus it's super drunk guys they're usually 'fighting'.

[Laura Lee]

Lately we had a few getbiggers who said were tough fighters cause they were bouncers

got into fights ... big roided bloated muscles .. claim to fame is bouncing in clubs for YEARS and knocking people out

Okami, Equipoise , Ursus, etc

I think they are better than the average Joe OFF THE STREET BUT NOWHERE NEAR GOOD

Out of this bunch, the only person I would trust to be next to mein a serious fight would be Arvilla, dunno why but he seems to be a guy who could actually fight...

discuss

Arvilla used to bounce

But in all fairness, Arvilla seems like the guy that would have your back no matter what.

Definitely true.  Arvilla is very loyal person and always has his friends backs (and is pretty scary when he's pissed ). 

[kiwiol]

Definitely true.  Arvilla is very loyal person and always has his friends backs (and is pretty scary when he's pissed ). 

Hi Mike, how's training?

[Brixtonbulldog]

Bas Rutten was the best bouncer ever. 
http://www.fugly.com/videos/5298/bas_rutten_the_bouncer.html

lol.. gread rutten vid.


Any mma, muay thai, bjj, or even boxing experienced man could readily handle a karate practitioner.  Most worthless martial arts ever.

[Palpatine Q]

Definitely true.  Arvilla is very loyal person and always has his friends backs (and is pretty scary when he's pissed ). 

I could see that, he's a big boy. i wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of that

[Laura Lee]

Hi Mike, how's training?

 

[suckmymuscle]

Debussey = Debussey.

  I hardly think a poster who has the username of an obscure 19th century French composer and pianist has a 52 IQ. Only someone highly intelligent and erudite would even know Debussey. Debussey = high IQ fraud pretending to be a moron over the net.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Palpatine Q]

  I hardly think a poster who has the username of an obscure 19th century French composer and pianist has a 52 IQ. Only someone highly intelligent and erudite would even know Debussey. Debussey = high IQ fraud pretending to be a moron over the net.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

and you just figured this out?

[MethodGNA]

I've never seen any of those movies

I started tren today: here the current low down

75mg tren ed
250mg testoviron ed
30-40iu slin ed
8iu redt op ed
armour thyroid in morn and night
clen 40mcg-100mcg workout days,
nolv if I need, hcg always
got some anapolan but might wait -- will megadose those to see whats happenin

..........that is one TASTY cycle, them muscles will be growin' like the bejesus.

[Spike]

  I hardly think a poster who has the username of an obscure 19th century French composer and pianist has a 52 IQ. Only someone highly intelligent and erudite would even know Debussey. Debussey = high IQ fraud pretending to be a moron over the net.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

oh my

..........that is one TASTY cycle, them muscles will be growin' like the bejesus.

thx you sir....but mj15 would say its a 240lb 5'9'' walking around at 8%

but I'm 6' 258lbs 8-9% so maybe some genes cause I lack hair = able to gain superior thickness over hair gel twinks

[MethodGNA]

oh my

thx you sir....but mj15 would say its a 240lb 5'9'' walking around at 8%

but I'm 6' 258lbs 8-9% so maybe some genes cause I lack hair = able to gain superior thickness over hair gel twinks

maybe there is somethign to that, maybe you are some kind of hyper-responder, all the dudes i know, who lost their hair from steroids..........are the ones who have gotten the most muscles from steroids.........maybe there is some kind of more efficient physiological chemical growth conversion you got goin on there.

[jack_ftype]

bouncing is a good job the hours are just tough

i bounced when i was younger and hotheaded, i eventually got canned and with good reason, i flew off the handle again and again

now several years later bouncing is a lot easier and more fun knowing that  to solve a problem the key is be calm and reasonable, nobody likes an asshole especially an asshole who's trying to boss you around

i'll never understand bouncers who aren't immediately involved in a fight when they see it, how would you like to be breaking up a fight and see the other bouncer standing there watching while somebody punches you in the back of the head, wtf.  why would they even start working security, just get another job somewhere else, bouncing isn't for you.  i always have a team mentality, you work as a team and that is the most important part.

lots of bouncers talk about how tough they are, which is completely unnecessary, bouncing is not very difficult, you need to be able to defend yourself and restrain others every once and awhile, not be a lethal blackbelt UFC cagefighter

[Harry Spotter]

Debussey = high IQ fraud pretending to be a moron over the net.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

.............quite the opposite to you 'suckmylovemuscle'.

[suckmymuscle]

.............quite the opposite to you 'suckmylovemuscle'.

  Hardly. The fact that I also know Debussey is indicative of my high intelligence. A regular poster would read Debussey and assume it's just a random username. You are probably just another loser I've owned ad nauseum over the years, and this owning adds it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Harry Spotter]

  Hardly. The fact that I also know Debussey is indicative of my high intelligence. A regular poster would read Debussey and assume it's just a random username. You are probably just another loser I've owned ad nauseum over the years, and this owning adds it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

haha, just got off the phone with Christopher Langan and he said you could help me solve at least half of these:


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2. THOUGHT : ACTION :: OBSESSIVE : ?
3. LACKING MONEY : PENURIOUS :: DOTING ON ONE'S WIFE : ?
4. MICE : MEN :: CABBAGES : ?
5. TIRE : RETREAD :: PARCHMENT : ?
6. ALL IS ONE : MONISM :: ALL IS SELF : ?
7. SWORD : DAMOCLES :: BED : ?
8. THING : DANGEROUS :: SPRING : ?
9. HOLLOW VICTORY : PYRRHIC :: HOLLOW VILLAGE : ?
10. PILLAR : OBELISK :: MONSTER : ?
11. 4 : HAND :: 9 : ?
12. GOLD : MALLEABLE :: CHALK : ?
13. EASY JOB : SINECURE :: GUIDING LIGHT : ?
14. LEG : AMBULATE :: ARM : ?
15. MOSQUITO : MALARIA :: CANNIBALISM : ?
16. HEAR : SEE :: TEMPORAL : ?
17. ASTRONOMY AND PHYSICS : ASTROPHYSICS :: HISTORY AND STATISTICS : ?
18. JEKYLL : HYDE :: ELOI : ?
19. UNIVERSE : COSMO- :: UNIVERSAL LAWS : ?
20. SET OF SETS NOT MEMBERS OF THEMSELVES : RUSSELL :: DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT SKY IN AN INFINITE UNIVERSE : ?
21. TEACHING : UPLIFTING :: PEDAGOGIC : ?
22. LANGUAGE GAMES : LUDWIG :: PIANO CONCERTI FOR THE LEFT HAND : ?
23. IDOLS : TWILIGHT :: MORALS : ?
24. SWEETNESS : SUFFIX :: BOATSWAIN : ?
25. 4/10 ___/100 168/1,000 1,229/10,000 9,592/100,000 78,498/1,000,000
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29. 7 8 5 3 9 8 1 6 3 ___
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[jtsunami]

back off!