Books and booze

[benchmstr]

lmao tell me about it

i was actually banned from the outback steakhouse on 1960 and 45 in houston in 2004, or 2005 because i threw my shoe at the tv when the astros choked in the playoffs to st. louis...

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[chaos]

Hey mal, who are the twinks lucky enough to have their picture taken with you?

[CalvinH]

OOOF!

went to Tampa on Wensday till Sunday for golf.basically drank beer,vodka,and tequila non stop.
body still feels like hell.ate horrible the whole time also,ribs,wings,fries with chili and cheese...


what a bunch of sluts down in Tampa!...first night in the strip club a chick says to me,"Hey you wanna hang out tomorrow.you can take me shopping but if you want sex that costs extra" yeah right

second strip club the next night girls says "Hey wanna go get something to eat tonight when I'm done? then if you wanna take care of me whe can go back to my place" yeah right


last night we went to the Hard Rock hotel.hangin in the club and meet what I thought was a normal girl.a knockout tall blonde and her friend.as were talking she says"I live about an hour from here.if you have or can get blow and a room here at the hotel I'll stay with you"  

[Fury]

OOOF!

went to Tampa on Wensday till Sunday for golf.basically drank beer,vodka,and tequila non stop.
body still feels like hell.ate horrible the whole time also,ribs,wings,fries with chili and cheese...


what a bunch of sluts down in Tampa!...first night in the strip club a chick says to me,"Hey you wanna hang out tomorrow.you can take me shopping but if you want sex that costs extra" yeah right

second strip club the next night girls says "Hey wanna go get something to eat tonight when I'm done? then if you wanna take care of me when can go back to my place" yeah right


last night we went to the Hard Rock hotel.hangin in the club and meet what I thought was a normal girl.a knockout tall blonde and her friend.as were talking she says"I live about an hour from here.if you have or can get blow and a room here at the hotel I'll stay with you"  

I hope you laughed in the faces of these chicks. Talk about delusional.

That said, sounds you like capped the nights off with your right hand. 

[CalvinH]

I hope you laughed in the faces of these chicks. Talk about delusional.

That said, sounds you like capped the nights off with your right hand. 

Yeah but it was more of a snort and a ''Yeah right "

no end of the night with my right hand.I was splitting a room with my cousin

[Fury]

Yeah but it was more of a snort and a ''Yeah right "

no end of the night with my right hand.I was splitting a room with my cousin

So it was his right hand? Starting to sound like you're from the G&O here. 

[CalvinH]

So it was his right hand? Starting to sound like you're from the G&O here. 

Haha,no I just had to wait till I got home.

[The Showstoppa]

So let me see if I follow this.....Cal goes to a strip club and is handing out cash to see their goods/over priced drinks, but when asked to hand out cash to sample the goods, he says no? 







 

[CalvinH]

So let me see if I follow this.....Cal goes to a strip club and is handing out cash to see their goods/over priced drinks, but when asked to hand out cash to sample the goods, he says no? 







 

I have my priorities

[The Showstoppa]

I have my priorities

You should have asked them what kinda booze they had back at their place.....

[Option D]

You should have asked them what kinda booze they had back at their place.....

Now thats real player shit

[CalvinH]

Now thats real player shit

Every man pays some how but asking me straight up for cash is not my style.

[benchmstr]

i am drinking bacardi o, and red bull right now.....i would never buy something like this.....i am just drinking it so someone else can not...

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[drkaje]

Every man pays some how but asking me straight up for cash is not my style.

Straight up cash is too honest for many people.

[newmom]

just tried michelob ultra lime over the weekend 103 calories..yummmyyyyyy

[benchmstr]

just tried michelob ultra lime over the weekend 103 calories..yummmyyyyyy

that shit is horrible...

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[newmom]

that shit is horrible...

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thats your opinion fairy..besides I was drinking it, while enhaling buffalo wings

[benchmstr]

thats your opinion fairy..besides I was drinking it, while enhaling buffalo wings

you ruined perfectly good buffalo wings with carbonated piss?......

if you were a dude this is where i would take away your "man card"!!!!!

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[CalvinH]

Straight up cash is too honest for many people.

True but I don't need to pay.I'm doink ok for myself 

[Fury]

DB press
Upright rows
L-lats
Plate raises

Cardio

[CalvinH]

DB press
Upright rows
L-lats
Plate raises

Cardio

Maybe your drunk right now to be posting your lifts in this thread

[Fury]

Maybe your drunk right now to be posting your lifts in this thread

Got my summer cut going. Hopped up on ECA and ready to rock.

While you're out buying drinks for ugly chicks that don't put out this summer at 18% bodyfat, I'll be shredded and cleaning up. 

[CalvinH]

Got my summer cut going. Hopped up on ECA and ready to rock.

While you're out buying drinks for ugly chicks that don't put out this summer at 18% bodyfat, I'll be shredded and cleaning up.  

So does that mean we are in store for another whie t-shirt pic

...and lets see how far that college budget gets you with the ladies!

[Fury]

So does that mean we are in store for another whie t-shirt pic

...and lets see how far that college budget gets you with the ladies!

Hahaha, I had no shirt on in the last pic I posted.

Money's only an issue if I take your approach and buy women drinks only to go home alone while the real stud picks her up for free towards the end of the night. 

[The Showstoppa]

Calvin just tells them he's with the band...