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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #125 on: April 06, 2010, 03:30:45 PM »
lmao tell me about it
i was actually banned from the outback steakhouse on 1960 and 45 in houston in 2004, or 2005 because i threw my shoe at the tv when the astros choked in the playoffs to st. louis...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #126 on: April 06, 2010, 07:42:50 PM »
Hey mal, who are the twinks lucky enough to have their picture taken with you?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #127 on: April 13, 2010, 07:53:24 AM »
OOOF!

went to Tampa on Wensday till Sunday for golf.basically drank beer,vodka,and tequila non stop.
body still feels like hell.ate horrible the whole time also,ribs,wings,fries with chili and cheese...


what a bunch of sluts down in Tampa!...first night in the strip club a chick says to me,"Hey you wanna hang out tomorrow.you can take me shopping but if you want sex that costs extra" yeah right ::)

second strip club the next night girls says "Hey wanna go get something to eat tonight when I'm done? then if you wanna take care of me whe can go back to my place" yeah right ::)


last night we went to the Hard Rock hotel.hangin in the club and meet what I thought was a normal girl.a knockout tall blonde and her friend.as were talking she says"I live about an hour from here.if you have or can get blow and a room here at the hotel I'll stay with you"  :o


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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #128 on: April 13, 2010, 08:29:33 AM »
OOOF!

went to Tampa on Wensday till Sunday for golf.basically drank beer,vodka,and tequila non stop.
body still feels like hell.ate horrible the whole time also,ribs,wings,fries with chili and cheese...


what a bunch of sluts down in Tampa!...first night in the strip club a chick says to me,"Hey you wanna hang out tomorrow.you can take me shopping but if you want sex that costs extra" yeah right ::)

second strip club the next night girls says "Hey wanna go get something to eat tonight when I'm done? then if you wanna take care of me when can go back to my place" yeah right ::)


last night we went to the Hard Rock hotel.hangin in the club and meet what I thought was a normal girl.a knockout tall blonde and her friend.as were talking she says"I live about an hour from here.if you have or can get blow and a room here at the hotel I'll stay with you"  :o



I hope you laughed in the faces of these chicks. Talk about delusional.

That said, sounds you like capped the nights off with your right hand.  :-X

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #129 on: April 13, 2010, 08:43:00 AM »
I hope you laughed in the faces of these chicks. Talk about delusional.

That said, sounds you like capped the nights off with your right hand.  :-X



Yeah but it was more of a snort and a ''Yeah right ::)"

no end of the night with my right hand.I was splitting a room with my cousin :-\

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #130 on: April 13, 2010, 08:44:41 AM »


Yeah but it was more of a snort and a ''Yeah right ::)"

no end of the night with my right hand.I was splitting a room with my cousin :-\

So it was his right hand? Starting to sound like you're from the G&O here.  :-X

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #131 on: April 13, 2010, 08:49:53 AM »
So it was his right hand? Starting to sound like you're from the G&O here.  :-X



Haha,no I just had to wait till I got home.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #132 on: April 14, 2010, 08:56:45 AM »
So let me see if I follow this.....Cal goes to a strip club and is handing out cash to see their goods/over priced drinks, but when asked to hand out cash to sample the goods, he says no?  :-\







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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #133 on: April 14, 2010, 09:11:40 AM »
So let me see if I follow this.....Cal goes to a strip club and is handing out cash to see their goods/over priced drinks, but when asked to hand out cash to sample the goods, he says no?  :-\







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I have my priorities ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #134 on: April 14, 2010, 01:23:59 PM »



I have my priorities ;D

You should have asked them what kinda booze they had back at their place..... 8)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #135 on: April 14, 2010, 01:32:21 PM »
You should have asked them what kinda booze they had back at their place..... 8)


Now thats real player shit

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #136 on: April 14, 2010, 01:45:42 PM »

Now thats real player shit



Every man pays some how but asking me straight up for cash is not my style.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #137 on: April 14, 2010, 03:37:00 PM »
i am drinking bacardi o, and red bull right now.....i would never buy something like this.....i am just drinking it so someone else can not...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #138 on: April 14, 2010, 05:24:12 PM »


Every man pays some how but asking me straight up for cash is not my style.

Straight up cash is too honest for many people. :)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #139 on: April 14, 2010, 06:27:35 PM »
just tried michelob ultra lime over the weekend 103 calories..yummmyyyyyy

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #140 on: April 14, 2010, 07:04:26 PM »
just tried michelob ultra lime over the weekend 103 calories..yummmyyyyyy
that shit is horrible...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #141 on: April 14, 2010, 07:05:28 PM »
that shit is horrible...

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thats your opinion fairy..besides I was drinking it, while enhaling buffalo wings

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #142 on: April 14, 2010, 07:13:39 PM »


thats your opinion fairy..besides I was drinking it, while enhaling buffalo wings
you ruined perfectly good buffalo wings with carbonated piss?......

if you were a dude this is where i would take away your "man card"!!!!!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #143 on: April 15, 2010, 07:40:59 AM »
Straight up cash is too honest for many people. :)



True but I don't need to pay.I'm doink ok for myself  ;)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #144 on: April 15, 2010, 08:19:31 AM »
DB press
Upright rows
L-lats
Plate raises

Cardio

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #145 on: April 15, 2010, 08:28:17 AM »
DB press
Upright rows
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Cardio




Maybe your drunk right now to be posting your lifts in this thread :D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #146 on: April 15, 2010, 09:03:14 AM »



Maybe your drunk right now to be posting your lifts in this thread :D

Got my summer cut going. Hopped up on ECA and ready to rock.

While you're out buying drinks for ugly chicks that don't put out this summer at 18% bodyfat, I'll be shredded and cleaning up.  :D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #147 on: April 15, 2010, 09:32:22 AM »
Got my summer cut going. Hopped up on ECA and ready to rock.

While you're out buying drinks for ugly chicks that don't put out this summer at 18% bodyfat, I'll be shredded and cleaning up.  :D



So does that mean we are in store for another whie t-shirt pic :D

...and lets see how far that college budget gets you with the ladies!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #148 on: April 15, 2010, 09:51:27 AM »


So does that mean we are in store for another whie t-shirt pic :D

...and lets see how far that college budget gets you with the ladies!

Hahaha, I had no shirt on in the last pic I posted.

Money's only an issue if I take your approach and buy women drinks only to go home alone while the real stud picks her up for free towards the end of the night.  :D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #149 on: April 15, 2010, 10:03:08 AM »
Calvin just tells them he's with the band...