Johnnynoname - Q & A

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm shocked no one has gotten creative with that pic.

Time will come.... the time will come

[johnnynoname]

JNN, what do you think of my eyebrows in this picture and do you recommend next time I get them done differently?

Also, do you prefer threading or waxing of the eyebrows?

don't change a thing- your eyebrow from your particular facial structure very well and i prefer waxing over threading

[johnnynoname]

johnny,


 My gf doesn't like me exploding all over her face. I don't know anywhere els to put it. What do I do?


 Thanks.


 - Block!

block,

relationships are all "give and take"

my advice- get REALLY good at eating her out. I mean start reading books on the subject.  Be soooo good at it that , in exchange, she will take your load on her

[bigbobs]

Apologetic?

By making a racial slur towards a race not far from yours   I'm not offended in the least, just pointing out the irony. 

[bigbobs]

don't change a thing- your eyebrow from your particular facial structure very well and i prefer waxing over threading

Thank you!  As you are King-Metro of getbig I will definitely take your advice on this matter.

[pellius]

As you represent everything that is wrong with the modern American male: self-absorbed narcissism, disturbing emo behavior, malignant vanity, a vapid world view, it is surprising that I no longer hold you with the disdain and contempt that I use to. It is your comedic talents that trumps everything. There are a lot of very funny guys on this board, even with brief moments of brilliance, but no one consistently presents such top notch material as you do. The self-deprecating humor along with the sharp wit knows no equal on this already stacked board.

The influence of JCVD on your life is well known and well documented on this board. On the comedic side who has been your biggest influence and inspiration on your own not inconsiderable talents? And do you plan to take another crack at show business when you move to Vegas? 

[pellius]

BTW, everyone on this thread is Outed.

[johnnynoname]

As you represent everything that is wrong with the modern American male: self-absorbed narcissism, disturbing emo behavior, malignant vanity, a vapid world view, it is surprising that I no longer hold you with the disdain and contempt that I use to. It is your comedic talents that trumps everything. There are a lot of very funny guys on this board, even with brief moments of brilliance, but no one consistently presents such top notch material as you do. The self-deprecating humor along with the sharp wit knows no equal on this already stacked board.

The influence of JCVD on your life is well known and well documented on this board. On the comedic side who has been your biggest influence and inspiration on your own not inconsiderable talents? And do you plan to take another crack at show business when you move to Vegas? 

you know-it's funny.  my shrink said that i might be a narcissist.  To which I replied "GREAT.  So anytime I'm not feeling loved by woman, I can just go fuck myself"

most of my comedy comes from the fact that I was surrounded by howard stern, Beavis and Butthead, "in Living color" and andrew dice clay at a EXTREMELY impressionable age.
I would say though that Stern (out of all the previously mentioned) had the greatest effect on me comedically

as for Vegas, I just want to make money and have alot of sex with blonde chic's.  If i can make it onto a VH1 reality show in the meantime, then i could call it a career.   quite honestly, i feel the lure of (straight) porn calling me.  Granted, I know all that seems to glitter isnt always gold but my parents were never married so i have an excuse for all the fucked up shit i have done/will do

[pellius]

Ah, Howard Stern. When I heard about him in the late 1980s I knew I hated him. When I actually listened to him I became an instant and rabid fan. That guy's a genius in a very understated way. I really miss him since I don't have satellite radio. That guy really brightened my day and always had me laughing. Whatever ever happened to Jackie the Jokeman after he left the show? He once kept doing a series of jokes that always began with "What do you call a black guy that..." For example, "What do you call a Black guy that crosses the road?" And no matter what the question was the answer was always, "black." He just kept going on and on like that and even though you knew the answer it was still hilarious.

[johnnynoname]

Ah, Howard Stern. When I heard about him in the late 1980s I knew I hated him. When I actually listened to him I became an instant and rabid fan. That guy's a genius in a very understated way. I really miss him since I don't have satellite radio. That guy really brightened my day and always had me laughing. Whatever ever happened to Jackie the Jokeman after he left the show? He once kept doing a series of jokes that always began with "What do you call a black guy that..." For example, "What do you call a Black guy that crosses the road?" And no matter what the question was the answer was always, "guy." He just kept going on and on like that and even though you knew the answer it was still hilarious.

jackie is, by far, one of my favorite personalities on that show.  He now has a show on sirius on Howard 101 on tuesdays at 7pm called "joke hunt"

he also tells clean jokes like:
"what do you find in a clean nose?"
"fingerprints"

[bigbobs]

Nah bro, it wasn't a racial slur, I was describing you  . I would NEVER insult you arabs, it's not like you infested our country with a disease like Islam or anything .

What made you think I was Arab?  (I'm not btw).

Why not just be happy and not feel hatred towards other races, Arab or not?  No one is forcing "your country" to follow Islam nowdays.

[bigbobs]

Lighten up dude, it was a joke  .

I guess I was caught on Meltdown Tuesday my bad

[odilly]

johnny are you going to get Grant_Michaels  to be the  life coach you need to take you to the next level?

[johnnynoname]

johnny are you going to get Grant_Michaels  to be the  life coach you need to take you to the next level?

i actually like Grant so i'm save him alot of stress by not involving him in the consistent clusterfuck that is my life.

plus, he seems very happy in the "legit world" with a real job.

it's nothing but "gigs" (in lieu of a "legit career") and dating hair dressers with full sleeve tattoos for me

[che]

JNN ,  when was the last time you got laid ?

BTW you look awesome , great body and perfect tan.

[johnnynoname]

JNN ,  when was the last time you got laid ?

BTW you look awesome , great body and perfect tan.

penetration or BJ?

[Mr Nobody]

Ok, I will kick this one off



PS - xfactor need not apply

Awaiting Bay's reponse on this one.

[che]

penetration or BJ?

Last time you penetrated a woman

[johnnynoname]

Last time you penetrated a woman

hmmmm

i'm gonna have to consult a calender..give me a moment

[Dachande]

Awaiting Bay's reponse on this one.

i think bay likes guys with hair on their nutsack.

[johnnynoname]

i think bay likes guys with hair on their nutsack.

bay likes aesthetically ugly men

is say this with no disrespect against him but it's pretty well documented that he creams his pants over guys who look like Ben Grimm

[Mr. Magoo]

johnnynoname may be as gay as the day is long by taking nude pics of himself

but he's cool i have to admit

 

[Captain Equipoise]

i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand

before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things

-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan.  Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark

-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution

okay,

' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer.  Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning

"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule

I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back

Unbelievable, this is a getbig first... I've seen a lost of weird shit posted here over the years, but never a 'tanning' cycle... lol

johnny how many mg's of Liquid Chocolate tanner do you recommend per session? lol

[johnnynoname]

Unbelievable, this is a getbig first... I've seen a lost of weird shit posted here over the years, but never a 'tanning' cycle... lol

johnny how many mg's of Liquid Chocolate tanner do you recommend per session? lol

yes- it is a "Diamond cycle" ...that is it would be a diamond cycle but i forgot to mention that weeks 17-24 were "taper down weeks"

[Dachande]

have you ever shaved the hair around your ass? (no homo)