As you represent everything that is wrong with the modern American male: self-absorbed narcissism, disturbing emo behavior, malignant vanity, a vapid world view, it is surprising that I no longer hold you with the disdain and contempt that I use to. It is your comedic talents that trumps everything. There are a lot of very funny guys on this board, even with brief moments of brilliance, but no one consistently presents such top notch material as you do. The self-deprecating humor along with the sharp wit knows no equal on this already stacked board.
The influence of JCVD on your life is well known and well documented on this board. On the comedic side who has been your biggest influence and inspiration on your own not inconsiderable talents? And do you plan to take another crack at show business when you move to Vegas?
you know-it's funny. my shrink said that i might be a narcissist. To which I replied "GREAT. So anytime I'm not feeling loved by woman, I can just go fuck myself"
most of my comedy comes from the fact that I was surrounded by howard stern, Beavis and Butthead, "in Living color" and andrew dice clay at a EXTREMELY impressionable age.
I would say though that Stern (out of all the previously mentioned) had the greatest effect on me comedically
as for Vegas, I just want to make money and have alot of sex with blonde chic's. If i can make it onto a VH1 reality show in the meantime, then i could call it a career. quite honestly, i feel the lure of (straight) porn calling me. Granted, I know all that seems to glitter isnt always gold but my parents were never married so i have an excuse for all the fucked up shit i have done/will do