Ok so lets get to it.
Met a girl named Honey, yes Honey, Im assuming thats her real name.
we where chit chatting about the usual shit "Where do you go out" "any weirdos at work" etc etc, then we talked out about fitness, she trains daily, great physique!!
I told her the usual getbigger story "guys always look at me and compliment me" that was the line that got her, she thought it was the best and funniest line ever, what a dumb bitch ey?
so a few weeks go by I recieve a text message "Hey handsome"
I dont know who it is cause i never saved the sluts number in my phone (No tiger)
i reply "Good thanks, how are you beautiful"
"Im great XOXOXOX i wanna meet up" (love it, when a girl says they wanna meet up its all yours, dont talk dont do anything just go with the flow)
QB "next saturday im staying in the Rocks, at the shangri la, stay with me"
Honey" next saturday is good"
QB " I look forward to seeing you"
So its Friday, she calls me, and lets me know she will be meeting me at 12am, some guy invited her to the Green day concert in Sydney Acer Arena, poor dude paid top $$ for tix to impress honey lol.
Sun morning
12.15am- Honey calls QB "Im downstair in the lobby, get me"
12.17am - I take the lift downstairs and assess the situation, a fine ass bitch with an overnight bag (thank you, its a wrap, overnight bag = fucking)
12.25am I serve her drinks (I checked in @ 9pm and been drinking the whole time so im smashed)
shes talking to me but i cant hear shit, im wasted, i only have one thing on my mind and its penetration.
12.50am she has a shower, im in the bedroom double checking the condoms are in the right draws and easily accessible and shadow box to get rid of the nervous energy.
1.am shes in the bedroom with a glass of wine and admiring the harbour views, i waste no time and press my cock against her ass, she smiles, i kiss her, she grabs my hand and walks me to the bed, we kiss passionately, im fingering her while my hands are down her panties, she removes them, i remove my underpants, then proceed to eat that pussayyyy, i did what it took to make her wet..she asks "do you have a condom?" hell yeah, rolled that fucker on and with her laying on her back i slid my cock inside her and went hard, i was smashed so i went hard as i could, i either fucked her for 5 mins or 5 seconds, i have no concept of time but i came hard..removed condom, took it to bathroom and flushed contents, wrapped it in toilet paper and flushed it..I dont trust these hoes.
Now its time for round 2, i ask "blow me" and she refuses
what the fuck? "you dont do blowjobs" i dont recall her answer but i said "well i wanna fuck u doggystyle now" "do u have another condom?" yeah bitch, condom is on and i penetrate her and bang hard, hard enough to punish her for the blowjob refusal, fucking her from behind and then as im bout to come i remove the condom and blow my load on her sweet ass, some cum was on my fingers and i wiped it on her back, she was disgusted by that, if looks could kill.
she wipes the cum off her back and has another shower, im fucken exhausted and would like her to get the fuck out, her and her overnight bag, she decides to open the mini bar fridge and grab some chocolate "Hey, what are you doing? thats $5!!!!!" she sits quietly for 5 mins with a dumb ass whore stare at nothing and asks "What time do the trains start running" i said "In half n hour, hurry before you miss it"
the bitch left with her head down, self esteem low as fuck and hungry..
Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.
Cliff notes
*met a slut
*dude pays top bucks to impress slut
*i fucked slut
*slut leaves hotel hungry.
