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blind date advise???
« on: March 21, 2010, 07:00:53 PM »
I am on one right now..and by blind date I mean that I was invited to eat with a friend and his wife, and upon arrival they had a date planned for me with one of her friends...

Should I..
A)leave
B)eat, pay, and leave
C)take my friend into the parking lot and stomp his ass into a puddle

???
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 07:17:43 PM »
does said friend have a bad history of setting ya up with basketcases?

in such a case...stomp his ass >:(

otherwise..take her out...might turn out good
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 07:22:45 PM »
You could put your really really dark sunglasses on and pretend you are in fact blind...

But whatever you do, don't be rude.  Try being funny.


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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2010, 07:25:21 PM »
I drank half a beer said I was going to the restroom...paid for my beer at the bar........and ESCAPED...

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2010, 07:25:47 PM »
Be polite and talk to them tomorrow about it whether you enjoy it or not. People must know their line.

Was she/it that bad? Details, man!
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 07:40:50 PM »
I drank half a beer said I was going to the restroom...paid for my beer at the bar........and ESCAPED...

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aHAHAA LMAO was she that bad?

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2010, 07:46:08 PM »
I drank half a beer said I was going to the restroom...paid for my beer at the bar........and ESCAPED...

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...omg...lmao! ;D
wanna hear one worse?

i actually told a chick i had a flat and to get out and check my read tire...and i hauled ass as soon as she got out..but i ws only 21 
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2010, 07:47:28 PM »
It wasn't bad...its just some of my friends haven't accepted the fact that I am done with dating, and relationships...

I am now safely at my man cave...drinking a corona, and about to watch point break...

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 07:53:14 PM »


I am now safely at my man cave...drinking a corona, and about to watch point break...

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i sorta envy you
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 07:57:07 PM »
You should....I'm kind of a big deal...

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2010, 08:58:45 PM »
...omg...lmao! ;D
wanna hear one worse?

i actually told a chick i had a flat and to get out and check my read tire...and i hauled ass as soon as she got out..but i ws only 21 
LOL was once at a mall I worked at in high school with a chick walking around after work told her I had to go to rest room and bolted out the truck delivery platform and took off...I was only a teenager though...

this probably isnt the place to discuss how weve ditched ladies in the past

sorry to those who are offended  ;D

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2010, 09:05:51 PM »
I drank half a beer said I was going to the restroom...paid for my beer at the bar........and ESCAPED...

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You couldn't hold out for another hour  ???
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2010, 09:22:56 PM »
Hell no...I had to send a message...that message is....leave me alone with that shit...

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2010, 09:34:56 PM »
Hell no...I had to send a message...that message is....leave me alone with that shit...

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That poor woman will probably have a complex now  :-[
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2010, 10:24:00 PM »
That poor woman will probably have a complex now  :-[

My thoughts exactly. All because of the well-intentioned meddling of others and the repercussions. Hopefully, everyone has learned something.
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2010, 10:42:56 PM »
Yes..hopefully she learned that I am a hatefull, evil, shitty human being that would rather die alone than miserable....and yes I am hella drunk......

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2010, 06:32:02 AM »
That poor woman will probably have a complex now  :-[

He could explain his quick exit was due to explosive diarrhea
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2010, 06:35:55 AM »
That poor woman will probably have a complex now  :-[

omg that is putting it mildly

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2010, 07:35:58 AM »
That poor woman will probably have a complex now  :-[

don't they all have complexes?

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2010, 08:39:54 AM »
That poor woman will probably have a complex now  :-[
are womens self esteem really that fragile?

come on now...

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2010, 08:50:30 AM »
are womens self esteem really that fragile?

come on now...

It depends on the woman.

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2010, 09:47:24 AM »
It doesn't depend on the woman...all women are fragil as hell....some just hide it better...

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2010, 10:18:46 AM »
Who can tell, I've known some who had ice water for blood. ::)
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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2010, 10:31:02 AM »
It depends on the woman.
question:

In most of the minds of the women I know the men are supposed to be the aggressor, the person who approaches and makes the first move. Obviously we tend to get shot down from time to time so this takes a good amount of self esteem to do over and over again.

So is it really a suprise to women that some men tend to be ass holes?

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Re: blind date advise???
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2010, 11:51:25 AM »
It wasn't bad...its just some of my friends haven't accepted the fact that I am done with dating, and relationships...

I am now safely at my man cave...drinking a corona, and about to watch point break...

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