Author Topic: Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance / Challenge (Read 58328 times)

Nails · « **Reply #50 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:38:45 AM »

I like how you still try and sell bodybuilding products on stage to a bunch of drunks at a comedy club.. thats the funniest part of the show and did you Bang that curly hair girl in blue?

SF1900 · « **Reply #51 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:49:12 AM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 09:25:21 AM

Is that NOT the most NARCISSISTIC display of behavior that you've ever seen?

It might be. However, it still wasn't funny. Your end goal was humor--it was not accomplished.

SF1900 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:51:01 AM »

Do you even wear a tanktop in the winter? $:-\$ $:-\$ In the winter I bet you wear a tanktop under your regular clothes--once you hit indoors, the shirts come off and the tanktop is revealed. You know you do this. $:-\$ $:-\$

Ross Erstling · « **Reply #53 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:58:51 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 10:51:01 AM

Do you even wear a tanktop in the winter? $:-\$ $:-\$ In the winter I bet you wear a tanktop under your regular clothes--once you hit indoors, the shirts come off and the tanktop is revealed. You know you do this. $:-\$ $:-\$

BUSTED

Nails · « **Reply #54 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:03:59 AM »

SF1900 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:13:58 AM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 10:58:51 AM

BUSTED

Ever hear the motto: walk softly and carry a big stick.

Some modesty in life is a good thing.

Ross Erstling · « **Reply #56 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 11:13:58 AM

Ever hear the motto: walk softly and carry a big stick.

Some modesty in life is a good thing.

You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!

Army of One · « **Reply #57 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:44:22 AM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous".

No, it was fucking awful, a man could strip naked, smear himself in dogshit then run in front of President Obama while jerking off and it would be outrageous but everyone would still think the guy was a tool and people would be laughing AT him, not with him.

Nails · « **Reply #58 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:44:50 AM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM

You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!

Take notes Ross this is good material and good delivery

SF1900 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:52:43 AM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM

You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!

Yes, but you're also a narcissistic asshole in real life, even when you're not being a comedian. No offense, just stating the truth.

Ross Erstling · « **Reply #60 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:54:46 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on October 21, 2010, 11:52:43 AM

Yes, but you're also a narcissistic asshole in real life, even when you're not being a comedian. No offense, just stating the truth.

Yes, I am egotistical, and I am extremely muscular, so I use these things to pump up my stage persona. Basically, me on stage is just an exaggerated version of my true self.

TRIX · « **Reply #61 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:22:11 PM »

ross and phil

BIG_STI · « **Reply #62 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:41:38 PM »

Quote from: TRIX on October 21, 2010, 12:22:11 PM

ross and phil

How old is this? I thought Ross claims to be 220, and obviously its all upper body (no legs) looks to be well under 200

BIG_STI · « **Reply #63 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM

You're right, but once everyone recognizes my ACT as a unique style of comedy, the Narcissism will be humorous and not outright obnoxious.

I've spoken to MANY people today, and the overall consensus is that the performance was "Hillarious and outrageous". I was YELLING a bit too much, it detracted from my material. This was my very first time EVER going on stage and I am happy with my performance. My goal was to project the SUPER-ALPHA TESTOSTERONE MALE, and make fun of myself while doing so. This was a great experience and I can guarantee everyone will be laughing their asses off at my next act. Thanks for the feedback guys!

Give you that, at least you can laugh at your self, so many people are up tight these days.

Nails · « **Reply #64 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:47:13 PM »

Quote from: TRIX on October 21, 2010, 12:22:11 PM

ross and phil

Legit 14in arms on ross there

dov · « **Reply #65 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:50:38 PM »

Hey Ross, keep up the good work man! Me think your act was funny and I get it!

just blowin smoke up you ass, YOU SUCK DONKEY DICK YOU PATHETIC FACKING ASSHOLEZ....Hopefully someone will crack a beer bottle over your head at your next "act"......seriously.

Ross Erstling · « **Reply #66 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:37:09 PM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on October 21, 2010, 12:41:38 PM

How old is this? I thought Ross claims to be 220, and obviously its all upper body (no legs) looks to be well under 200

That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...

Nails · « **Reply #67 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:38:10 PM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:37:09 PM

That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

I would photoshop that sucker out of your hands ross, lolly pops are for cock sucking females

Ross Erstling · « **Reply #68 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:41:49 PM »

Quote from: Nails on October 21, 2010, 02:38:10 PM

I would photoshop that sucker out of your hands ross, lolly pops are for cock sucking females

It was after our haircuts, NJ barbershops always give out lolli pops.

Nails · « **Reply #69 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:41:49 PM

It was after our haircuts, NJ barbershops always give out lolli pops.

Oh well in that case Ross get your lollipop fix on

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #70 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:46:10 PM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:37:09 PM

That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...

I take it you're his supplier as well Ross? Lil EQ, Anavar?

Nails · « **Reply #71 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:52:18 PM »

Quote from: Ross Erstling on October 21, 2010, 02:37:09 PM

That isnt me you stupid piece of shit, this is:

Yes, I train Mike The Situation...

Damn, this picture says it all, Sorry Ross but you looked small next to Phil heath, and now you next to THE SITUATION only reassures me that Mike is a tiny tit and the camera adds 20lbs on him

Ross Erstling · « **Reply #72 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Nails on October 21, 2010, 02:52:18 PM

Damn, this picture says it all, Sorry Ross but you looked small next to Phil heath, and now you next to THE SITUATION only reassures me that Mike is a tiny tit and the camera adds 20lbs on him

I've never met Phil Heath, that is not a picture of me, sorry.

Jake_W · « **Reply #73 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:06:35 PM »

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Jake_W · « **Reply #74 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:07:24 PM »