Why doesn't he give them to you? Honestly? I think it's bullshit...
Its prob because Ron doesn't like me but that's alright with me. The fact that he's never put me in timeout or banned me at least shows that he might have a small itty bitty residue of respect for me and I can live with that.
Sometimes its tough being the infamous Vince Goodrum but you have to be someone in this world. As long as I don't compromise my personal values and beliefs, I don't let the consequences of my actions get me down.