Mahg,
The problem is that you have gone about this all wrong.
Sometimes it helps if you smooth things out a little by providing the forum with a symbolic gift, a'la Johnny Falcon.
Here are some examples that might help to soften things up a little with these folks:
Post pictures of your good-looking, naked boyfriend.
Post pictures of your penis.
Post pictures of your penis.
Post pictures of your penis.
I think if you stick to one of those, you can't go wrong. If one of those options doesn't work, for whatever reason, just pick another..
"1"