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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #150 on: August 05, 2011, 01:07:12 PM »
The ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs, Groink did
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #151 on: August 05, 2011, 01:10:14 PM »
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Groink got an award for masturbating in public.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #152 on: August 05, 2011, 03:02:27 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #153 on: August 05, 2011, 03:14:00 PM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on August 05, 2011, 01:10:14 PM
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Groink got an award for masturbating in public.


lol  ;D
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #154 on: August 05, 2011, 04:59:51 PM »
Groink once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #155 on: August 05, 2011, 05:14:33 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on August 05, 2011, 04:59:51 PM
Groink once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

Groink knows Victoria's Secret.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #156 on: August 05, 2011, 05:18:23 PM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on August 05, 2011, 01:10:14 PM
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Groink got an award for masturbating in public.

pee wee herman got arrested for masturbating in public to a pic of groink.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #157 on: August 05, 2011, 05:23:53 PM »
Quote from: che on August 05, 2011, 05:14:33 PM
Groink knows Victoria's Secret.

 :o :o :o :o


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #158 on: August 05, 2011, 05:24:03 PM »
Groink got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Groink for every answer.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #159 on: August 05, 2011, 05:26:58 PM »
Groink once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 2009, a naked Groink re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3,000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #160 on: August 05, 2011, 05:30:14 PM »
Quote from: DK II on August 05, 2011, 05:23:53 PM
:o :o :o :o


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Groink invented texting while he was driving intoxicated, got pulled over for speeding and he let the cop go with a warning . :o
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #161 on: August 05, 2011, 05:31:02 PM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on August 05, 2011, 05:26:58 PM
Groink once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 2009, a naked Groink re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3,000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

;D
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #162 on: August 05, 2011, 05:32:17 PM »
Quote from: che on August 05, 2011, 05:14:33 PM
Groink knows Victoria's Secret.

lol
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #163 on: August 05, 2011, 05:39:07 PM »
Groink ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.......and got one.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #164 on: August 05, 2011, 05:40:21 PM »
Groink rhymes with oink, the sound made by a pig
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #165 on: August 05, 2011, 05:52:22 PM »
Groink can touch MC Hammer.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #166 on: August 05, 2011, 06:03:27 PM »
Groink's dog picks up its own shit because Groink doesn't take shit from anybody .
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #167 on: August 05, 2011, 06:20:57 PM »
Guns are warned not to play with Groink.


If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer:Groink.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Groink jumps out.


Groink once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


Groink eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into a robot.
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Re: Groink: Please Post Diet/Workout Regimen
« Reply #168 on: August 05, 2011, 06:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on August 05, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
Groink got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Groink for every answer.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....T HAT WAS A FUCKING DRINK SPITTER !!!!  ;D ;D :D :D


You guys...MOS...killing me here,
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Re: How long until Groink leaves GetBig?
« Reply #169 on: August 05, 2011, 06:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on August 04, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
i love to train one day with groink and read bbing magazines together
tito24 and groink made passionate love one night and this was the result

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Re: How long until Groink leaves GetBig?
« Reply #170 on: August 05, 2011, 06:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Kouroush on August 05, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
tito24 and groink made passionate love one night and this was the result



fuck is wrong with you xerxes
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Re: How long until Groink leaves GetBig?
« Reply #171 on: August 05, 2011, 06:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Kouroush on August 05, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
tito24 and groink made passionate love one night and this was the result



Never got that squatting thing they do. It's like they're shitting..


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Re: How long until Groink leaves GetBig?
« Reply #172 on: August 05, 2011, 06:39:35 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on August 05, 2011, 06:36:48 PM
fuck is wrong with you xerxes

back to the kitchen woman
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Re: How long until Groink leaves GetBig?
« Reply #173 on: August 05, 2011, 06:40:02 PM »
Quote from: Kouroush on August 05, 2011, 06:39:35 PM
back to the kitchen woman

you're being a dick lately
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Re: How long until Groink leaves GetBig?
« Reply #174 on: August 05, 2011, 06:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on August 05, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
you're being a dick lately

don't be so sensitive





oh wait, you don't have a penis
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