Lifting to please the women at the age of 40 
Grow the fuck up
why the fuck do you take what i say so serious

i'm one of the biggest trolls on this site ie. don't take what i say so serious
IRL i'm a complete dullard

like my uncles used to say to me "when you compare my life to yours it's like i've been shot out of a cannon every single day of my life" lol