ahahahaha dude, guys like this chump here inadvertantly push the broads they want to fuck right to me.
cause no hot broad in her right mind would fuck a gimp like him. she doesnt want a pansy kid, she wants real man. the kind of guy who'd open hand jersey shore here and ask him if hes going to do anything other than stand there and bleed.
this is what the type of women you want jersey shore that you cant give, so listen up cause you might learn something, boy- they want to be bent over, pounded from behind and have a load blown up their back. treated like a pig by a guy whos unattainable. end of story. so keep on posting on GB about how to 'get girls'. leave the work to real men, you fucking gimp.
this kid is so far out of the league hes trying so hard to be in he should just stop and wait till he hits puberty before he embarasses himself further.
Sorry I couldn't be around for your tirade last night. While you were typing away on your keyboard I was actually out with friends having a good time, and what do you know, I actually took something home too. But I'm sure that 's regular thing for your alpha male type. There's no way you're upset that a west-coast-sign-throwing, 15" bicep lamo would ever get to bone girls men of your status get. I'm actually really glad you took the time out of your busy schedule of punking dudes, slaying 10/10 pussy, and defeating gorillas in arm wrestling matches just to set a loser like me straight. Speaks volumes of your character.
But the fact of the matter remains, that someone who claims to have as good of a life as you do, will never EVER hate this much on other people. Real men who are secure and got shit going for them will never take the time to type out all types of shit about their fantasy lives like you did. The fact that you spent that much time tirading over how you'll slap me and take my chick and all other types of off the wall shit means that sadly you live a lame and depressed life. If you truly lived that lifestyle you would pay someone like me no mind, cause you know you got it, and you don't need to type like a girl on her period all over the message board.
Keep hating though, and I'll keep doing my thing. Buffoons like you only make it easier for me.