go throw some candy to children 
It's not surprising you can't find a woman....none would even give you the time of day, you miserable jerk.
You think you hit a sore spot with me? Here's a news flash for you junior, most pedophiles are straight many are your age. Perhaps it is you that's offering candy to little girls and little boys.
This seems to fit you well....you are little more then an adolescent. You can't seem to get anything going with women your age or older. Like the little girls and boys, eh?
As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary).