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« Reply #950 on: May 09, 2012, 03:33:38 PM » |
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There is a rumor that "suckmymuscle" is Ron's nephew and that is how he's able to get so many threads deleted.
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« Reply #951 on: May 09, 2012, 03:34:45 PM » |
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Possibly the same lonely road as that of Will Grant, Pumpster, and Dave.
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« Reply #952 on: May 09, 2012, 03:35:19 PM » |
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Dave is just on a business trip in Kalamazoo, he'll be back soon.
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« Reply #953 on: May 09, 2012, 03:38:34 PM » |
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What will the road to recovery be like for "suck my muscle"?
I don't think it's possible to recover after such a devastatingly gruesome death, but you never know, a coward lives many lives. " 1" |
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« Reply #954 on: May 09, 2012, 03:38:53 PM » |
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Dave is just on a business trip in Kalamazoo, he'll be back soon.
That's like the weirdest name for a town/city that I've ever seen... in MI of all places. I know it exists for real since some of my friends go to college there. |
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« Reply #955 on: May 09, 2012, 03:39:42 PM » |
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Actually, microwave technology was given to the U.S Government, in the 1960's, by grey aliens from Alpha Centauri. It was originally designed for use in an integrated particle beam weapons system, which utilzed proton dislocations to "dent" the eletronegativity of the target, thus causing immediate desintegration. Unfortunately, the Government sold out the secret to private industries, so as to help finance their military research. So, every time you utilize a microwave oven, you're using a grey alien technology that was never designed to be utilized by human beings, let alone for civilian purposes!
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« Reply #956 on: May 09, 2012, 03:39:57 PM » |
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I wonder if Sevastase is planning to reveal his photograph of SMM in this thread.
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« Reply #957 on: May 09, 2012, 03:46:50 PM » |
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« Reply #958 on: May 09, 2012, 03:48:18 PM » |
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I wonder if Sevastase is planning to reveal his photograph of SMM in this thread.
Yeah, you registered here a couple months before me. Too bad this is my third username here, and that I have been posting here since 2002. Oh damn, you didn't expect this one, did you?  SUCKMYMUSCLE |
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« Reply #959 on: May 09, 2012, 03:51:28 PM » |
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« Reply #960 on: May 09, 2012, 03:52:33 PM » |
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I just want to say that i have some info on sucky that would add fuel to the fire, but it's via PM and while this thread is fucking amazing, any decent man shouldn't be sharing anything that was given in confidence, it's bad taste imo.
so to all the guys sending info like that you are homos, no offence OMR, unless you want to fight me. I'm roughly 6'7 with a rainbow belt under steven seagal and was colonel of the Toronto gay parade two years running. I have snapped the spines of both murine and equine species and have an iq of -10 diopters.
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« Reply #961 on: May 09, 2012, 03:56:29 PM » |
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That's like the weirdest name for a town/city that I've ever seen... in MI of all places. I know it exists for real since some of my friends go to college there.
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« Reply #962 on: May 09, 2012, 03:57:50 PM » |
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I just want to say that i have some info on sucky that would add fuel to the fire, but it's via PM and while this thread is fucking amazing, any decent man shouldn't be sharing anything that was given in confidence, it's bad taste imo.
so to all the guys sending info like that you are homos, no offence OMR, unless you want to fight me. I'm roughly 6'7 with a rainbow belt under steven seagal and was colonel of the Toronto gay parade two years running. I have snapped the spines of both murine and equine species and have an iq of -10 diopters.
What'in PM - stays in PM! Translation: Just send it to everyone by PM until it becomes public knowledge. |
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« Reply #963 on: May 09, 2012, 03:59:07 PM » |
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I just don't understand why MY BITCH Lies, lies, lies so much.... " 1" |
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You look like a bag of smashed anuses. Backsmash!
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« Reply #964 on: May 09, 2012, 03:59:44 PM » |
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
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I never claimed to be a member of the Delta Force, dumby.
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Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. [pause] Real Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch. |
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« Reply #965 on: May 09, 2012, 04:01:12 PM » |
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it's hurting brah to not share, it's too funny and is something that no one has even touched on in this thread, lol. I think he has had enough. This is one of the more brutal ownings i've witnessed on here. |
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« Reply #966 on: May 09, 2012, 04:04:17 PM » |
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Home of Checker Motor Company which produces The Checker Cab. Total random facts: Fran Lebowitz has a Checker. White. She babies it around Manhattan. She's gonna be in my town later this year; and if I don't get her two first books signed I'm gonna be most dismayed. |
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« Reply #967 on: May 09, 2012, 04:05:20 PM » |
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it's hurting brah to not share, it's too funny and is something that no one has even touched on in this thread, lol. I think he has had enough. This is one of the more brutal ownings i've witnessed on here.
You're a physician, right? I'm guessing this has something to do with either bodily functions, erectile dysfunction or hemorrhoids. |
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« Reply #968 on: May 09, 2012, 04:05:24 PM » |
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it's hurting brah to not share, it's too funny and is something that no one has even touched on in this thread, lol. I think he has had enough. This is one of the more brutal ownings i've witnessed on here.
Like I said, send it to someone you trust by PM, they will send it on, until finally we find someone who will put it on the board. Or, create a gimmick account and post it through there, lol!!! It's not that SMM doesn't deserve it, he's the biggest idiot here after Fatpanda. |
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« Reply #969 on: May 09, 2012, 04:07:02 PM » |
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Pathological liars
Lying is the act of making a false statement.[4] Most people do so out of fear.[5] Pathological lying is considered a mental illness, because it takes over rational judgement and progresses into the fantasy world and back.[6]
Excessive lying is a common symptom of several mental illnesses. For instance people who suffer from antisocial personality disorder use lying to benefit from others. Some individuals with borderline personality disorder lie for attention by claiming they’ve been treated poorly.[7] Pathological lying, on the other hand, can be described as an addiction to lying. It is when an individual consistently lies for no personal gain. The lies are commonly transparent and often seem rather pointless.[8]
There are many consequences of being a pathological liar. Due to lack of trust, most pathological liar's relationships and friendships fail. If the disease continues to progress, lying could become so severe as to cause legal problems, including but not limited to fraud.[9]
Psychotherapy appears to be one of the only methods to treat a person suffering from pathological lying. There has been no research done regarding the use of pharmaceutical medication to treat pathological liars.[10] Some research suggests that certain people may have a “predisposition to lying”.[11]
Pathological lying is a complex phenomenon, differing from other mental illnesses. It has many life-changing consequences for those that have to live with the illness. Currently, there is not enough research in the area of pathological lying to guarantee a cure.[
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« Reply #970 on: May 09, 2012, 04:07:39 PM » |
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I have snapped the spines of both murine and equine species and have an iq of -10 diopters.
oh Lord above, are you realy that optically intellegent? |
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« Reply #971 on: May 09, 2012, 04:08:16 PM » |
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Like I said, send it to someone you trust by PM, they will send it on, until finally we find someone who will put it on the board. Or, create a gimmick account and post it through there, lol!!! It's not that SMM doesn't deserve it, he's the biggest idiot here after Fatpanda. No. Necrosis can keep that information in confidence (as I just expressed to him via PM). I just received some serious information that will blow the lid off of all of this at the very end. More to come! " 1" |
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« Reply #972 on: May 09, 2012, 04:11:22 PM » |
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You're a physician, right? I'm guessing this has something to do with either bodily functions, erectile dysfunction or hemorrhoids.
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« Reply #973 on: May 09, 2012, 04:11:49 PM » |
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Total random facts: Fran Lebowitz has a Checker. White. She babies it around Manhattan. She's gonna be in my town later this year; and if I don't get her two first books signed I'm gonna be most dismayed.
I need to be written in your will somehow. Theoretically speaking, how else would one weasel his way in to your book collection?  |
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« Reply #974 on: May 09, 2012, 04:11:58 PM » |
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I completely agree! I just turned 27 years old. The other day,
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