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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2012, 11:39:49 AM »
On second thought, you should sabotage your relationship before she has a chance to, thereby saving you from the possibility of a lasting marriage and having a family.

Still, you can't back out now or everyone will know you for the cad you are.  Better get out there before the vicar goes face down in the punch bowl.


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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2012, 12:24:46 PM »

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2012, 12:26:14 PM »
mazal tov. marriage is the bet thing in the world





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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2012, 12:28:12 PM »
start making a list of the females you're not allowed to have sex with.


start with her.



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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2012, 12:34:53 PM »

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2012, 12:37:12 PM »
Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.

Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.

Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.

Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad. 

Jesus man just how small is your  Dick ?

we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.

Don't paint us all with your brush.

Congratulations, enjoy the day

As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass)  and show your girl you love her.

Never mind the lonely losers club here

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2012, 12:44:00 PM »
Jesus man just how small is your  Dick ?

we get it, you have a horrible personality , no game and women shit all over you.

Don't paint us all with your brush.

Congratulations, enjoy the day

As far as advice, be honest, treat her with respect (but don't kiss her ass)  and show your girl you love her.

Never mind the lonely losers club here
Every time I get down about my life I log on to getbig, I always feel better reading about these miserable fucks and their lousy relationships. ;D
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2012, 12:47:19 PM »
groink, you're older than me...where do you get the energy from to always be so passionate.....?   ;D

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2012, 01:38:31 PM »
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2012, 01:39:35 PM »
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.

Not bad.

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2012, 01:39:37 PM »
+1 , don't ruin your life.
yeah, stay lonely, souless, useless, jerking off behind you computer screen all life long...  ::)

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2012, 01:52:01 PM »
yeah, stay lonely, souless, useless, jerking off behind you computer screen all life long...  ::)

What kind of awesome social life do you have, uberman?
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2012, 02:25:41 PM »
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.

Middle aged man believing in fairies and supernatural beings...lol

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2012, 02:50:08 PM »
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

use a condom

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2012, 02:52:00 PM »
 The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
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Sorry, man.   A person doesn't need to pour gasoline on themselves and light a match to know they wouldn't like being on fire.
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2012, 03:01:31 PM »
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2012, 02:18:13 PM »
Update????

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2012, 02:22:05 PM »
Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick.  Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy.  I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick?  The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
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Too funny!! LOL  ;D

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2012, 02:25:36 PM »
Update????
Relax, he hasn't stopped running yet.
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2012, 02:30:29 PM »
Relax, he hasn't stopped running yet.
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2012, 02:34:27 PM »
If you didnt read the Bible, do it quick. Both of you.
Smart men dont believe in the bible.

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2012, 03:12:56 PM »
how long have you been with her?

maybe i'm thinking of somebody else, but weren't you considering leaving texas about a year ago because you claimed it was a "shit hole" and the people sucked?

i think you said the women sucked too, but i could be wrong

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2012, 03:17:19 PM »
any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron?  :D

Hopefully you both did this for the right reasons. It's great that gays can now marry.

Congratulations!
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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2012, 03:29:02 PM »
never got why a marriage is important for a man but if you think it's gonna make you happy do it, your choice

my sincerest good luck to ya!

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Re: im getting married today
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2012, 05:25:47 PM »
Marriage is something for insecure & naive people..