Need advice - could you have sex with a flat out ugly woman?

[Papper]

this thread reminds me of an old line

"I never slept with an ugly woman, but I did wake up next to many ugly women"

something like that

Good one!

[flinstones1]

would you even be able to perform?

I don't know if i could keep a boner if some ugly dog with no teeth was sucking my dick...i would be repulsed and want to punch her in the face for being so goddamned ugly.

lol but think of all the pussy I'll get once I get 3d delts on 10iu gh and living for nothing.   realize most of Us normal getbiggers dont have a 9/10 with huge jugs to cook our meals and take our cock  everynight groink fuck you

[flinstones1]

 anyways update on the situation- I went by her house  to talk with her and say hi and she wasn't there ....  I swear there must of been 9 cats in that fucken house looking through the window, spider webs everywhere shit was like out of a horror movie.

[DroppingPlates]

This won't end well

[Parker]

anyways update on the situation- I went by her house  to talk with her and say hi and she wasn't there ....  I swear there must of been 9 cats in that fucken house looking through the window, spider webs everywhere shit was like out of a horror movie.

Any woman who has more than 4 cats is batshit crazy..4 is the starting number cucko...2 or 3, they in the beginning stages...

[Dr.J]

Any woman who has more than 4 cats is batshit crazy..4 is the starting number cucko...2 or 3, they in the beginning stages...

This

[Primemuscle]

Any woman who has more than 4 cats is batshit crazy..4 is the starting number cucko...2 or 3, they in the beginning stages...

Would the same be true of men who have cats?

[DroppingPlates]

Would the same be true of men who have cats?

I have only one, so there's still hope for me

[tu_holmes]

 

[Primemuscle]

I have only one, so there's still hope for me

It has been years since our cat died. We might have gotten another, but I am allergic to cats so that just doesn't make sense. We do have two dogs, to which I am also allergic. However, my allergy to dogs is less severe than it is to cats. I probably sneeze myself into having a heart attack if I lived in a house with four cats.

[makaveli25]

It has been years since our cat died. We might have gotten another, but I am allergic to cats so that just doesn't make sense. We do have two dogs, to which I am also allergic. However, my allergy to dogs is less severe than it is to cats. I probably sneeze myself into having a heart attack if I lived in a house with four cats.

Same here man. I don't mind cats but I'm so allergic to them. After 5 minutes I'm itchy all over the back of my throat starts to itch It makes me feel completely miserable. This lady sounds a bit to crazy and dirty. The inside of her house probably looks like shit. Huge turn off.

[deadz]

I dropped out of HS at 17, I don't even have a GED. I'm going to get it soon and am debating enrolling in junior college I just don't want to study.

L O S E R

[makaveli25]

L O S E R

I'm trying to talk him into going back to school to get it. Get on that flin. He would do great in some kind of medical field. Very smart guy. He needs to get his priorities straight.

[Parker]

Would the same be true of men who have cats?

Men who live alone and have cats---that's plural, are creepy...
Hell, women who live alone and have dogs, tend to have issues...

Where I used to work there was this old lady who used to be a doctor. She was Cucko for Coco Puffs. Her house reaked of cats---dead and alive. People could smell the house from outside. Well, she had over 200 cats, dead and alive...in the house. The dead ones were sticking to the floor. They had to euthanize over 60 of the cats...it was that bad...

[makaveli25]

Men who live alone and have cats---that's plural, are creepy...
Hell, women who live alone and have dogs, tend to have issues...

Where I used to work there was this old lady who used to be a doctor. She was Cucko for Coco Puffs. Her house reaked of cats---dead and alive. People could smell the house from outside. Well, she had over 200 cats, dead and alive...in the house. The dead ones were sticking to the floor. They had to euthanize over 60 of the cats...it was that bad...

My god that's scary. Dead cats stuck to the floor. Makes me shiver 

[Raymondo]

I'm trying to talk him into going back to school to get it. Get on that flin. He would do great in some kind of medical field. Very smart guy. He needs to get his priorities straight.

x2

if there was anyone ever in need of being in education it's flint

[Parker]

My god that's scary. Dead cats stuck to the floor. Makes me shiver  

Dead cats, feces, old cans of catfood all stuck to the floors She was a "nice" old lady...but she was odd, a bit off. She used to be a doctor had money and drove an old Maserati...that is what the OP will looking fwd to.

It was said that they had to scrape the cats off the floor because they were stuck to it
And the house made people sick when they walked by, the stench was unbearable..It was a big ass house as well.

[DroppingPlates]

It has been years since our cat died. We might have gotten another, but I am allergic to cats so that just doesn't make sense. We do have two dogs, to which I am also allergic. However, my allergy to dogs is less severe than it is to cats. I probably sneeze myself into having a heart attack if I lived in a house with four cats.

Having a serious allergy to pets sucks. Sometimes my eyes hurt, but fortunately my cat isn't inside all the time, that helps. In most cases it's caused by the hair of cats, has nothing to do with bad hygiene, like some people think.

[wes]

anyways update on the situation- I went by her house  to talk with her and say hi and she wasn't there ....  I swear there must of been 9 cats in that fucken house looking through the window, spider webs everywhere shit was like out of a horror movie.

[makaveli25]

That's about what I was imagining well done Wes 

[wes]

That`s probably how the broad looks.................I`ll be praying for my boy Flint to snap out of it!! 

[wes]

Men who live alone and have cats---that's plural, are creepy...
Hell, women who live alone and have dogs, tend to have issues...

Where I used to work there was this old lady who used to be a doctor. She was Cucko for Coco Puffs. Her house reaked of cats---dead and alive. People could smell the house from outside. Well, she had over 200 cats, dead and alive...in the house. The dead ones were sticking to the floor. They had to euthanize over 60 of the cats...it was that bad...

WTF

[DroppingPlates]

*after the "hot" sex*

"But now let me ask you something... You see my house?.. you see my teeth?.. So you think I'm a rich sugarmum? Well,... guess again,...
but thanks for the wonderful time, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did "

[flinstones1]

update on the situation

ended up hanging out with her this weekend, my god....the looks. Walked by a group of college girls around my age and they all looked at eachother and pointed. I look really good right now (for me)biggest and leanest I have been ...tanned...face isn't too bloated so I guess that's why I feel akward with her more  than I usually would.

....I got a nice expensive dinner and she slipped me a $20 on my way home. Gonna buy myself a carton of whey tomorrow I think GNC got a sale on some shit.  its a start     Didn't have to do anything physically with her yet.... Guys...I can honestly say that even Wiggs would not stick his dick in this woman, and she's fat white with an ass the size of Texas so that right there tells you something  

[ChristopherA]

update on the situation

ended up hanging out with her this weekend, my god....the looks. Walked by a group of college girls around my age and they all looked at eachother and pointed. I look really good right now (for me)biggest and leanest I have been ...tanned...face isn't too bloated so I guess that's why I feel akward with her more  than I usually would.

....I got a nice expensive dinner and she slipped me a $20 on my way home. Gonna buy myself a carton of whey tomorrow I think GNC got a sale on some shit.  its a start     Didn't have to do anything physically with her yet.... Guys...I can honestly say that even Wiggs would not stick his dick in this woman, and she's fat white with an ass the size of Texas so that right there tells you something  

Bro she better buy you a kit of humotrope if you bang her. Does she have friends? I need pharma gh too