The more of you dumbasses that migrate here, the more the prices are going to go up. I say stay away. Seriously. You carpetbaggers fucking ruin everything.
I couldn't agree more. Yankees flooding in here from Ohio, New York et al. aren't doing the state a LICK of a favor. I tell them, "Why don't you stay where you come from and fix your home state instead of coming down here and bitching about how we do things?"
Oh, and Kh300: think twice before you assume the Carolinas are full of a bunch of "hicks" or that we're hard to understand. Even the NASCAR-type plebs are easier to follow than some nasally-assed northern Wisconsonian or Boston prick who needs to gwoah paaaaaaaahk daaaah caaaaah

I'm also soooo not worried about a Yankee stealing our women. We have dentists and showers here, peckerhead

Given the choice between an educated Southern gentleman with some cash in his wallet and a rich, loud-mouthed Yankee, GRITS will remain faithful to their roots.
But don't worry. You can go home and jerk off to Frances McDormand in your worn out "Fargo" tape anytime
