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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #100 on: June 25, 2012, 06:07:52 PM »
If she's into anal, she can get a pass on the oral
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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #101 on: June 25, 2012, 06:14:06 PM »
Talk about some lazy people here the pic of the brown haired chick is NOT the one he is discussing.

For what it is worth Swedish friends of mine have always told me they are not big into oral because 99% of Swedish dudes are uncircumcised.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #102 on: June 25, 2012, 06:17:21 PM »
Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #103 on: June 25, 2012, 06:26:29 PM »
Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)

Get rid of her if she doesnt blow you on the first date cuz shes an uptight bitch.

Get rid of her if she blows you on the first date cuz shes a whore.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #104 on: June 25, 2012, 06:31:47 PM »
Get rid of her if she doesnt blow you on the first date cuz shes an uptight bitch.

Get rid of her if she blows you on the first date cuz shes a whore.
real tough men tips there, without a doubt.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2012, 06:32:32 PM »
Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)

Nah....it is a bullshitter thread about a make-believe "Swedish chick" that supposedly won't blow an eighteen year old virgin shut-in who still lives with his mom. He's going to go suck a dozen black cocks just to spite her and show her how it's done.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2012, 06:39:57 PM »

If it's true: obviously a virgin who needs to be taught everything. Lol at the "my ex didnt like blowjobs so i dont enjoy giving head" excuse haha.

Also the girl in the pic is not a 9...it's a 5. Wasnt she suposed to be blond and have blue eyes tho?


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He's talking about another girl, read before you judge ubertard

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #107 on: June 25, 2012, 06:50:37 PM »
Fire her immediately! Go out and pick them up, "9s" are not on line...

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #108 on: June 25, 2012, 07:09:19 PM »
That can make or break it for me. Luckily, mine can't get enough.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #109 on: June 25, 2012, 07:32:13 PM »


I got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one!  
you are gay.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #110 on: June 25, 2012, 08:05:12 PM »
No big deal just keep dating her and get you dick sucked by gay men, after all a mouth is a mouth.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #111 on: June 25, 2012, 08:22:22 PM »
If she's into anal, she can get a pass on the oral

Yes!!   I waded through five pages of dreck until someone spoke the truth...

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #112 on: June 25, 2012, 09:46:42 PM »
Better yet, you can have her pic now I'm done with her  :D



Found this friend of a friend... Interesting.


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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #113 on: June 25, 2012, 10:26:24 PM »
I've never had a good blowjob, but you know what? Life goes on. Nothing wrong with doing a little come-in-my-castle with a cute serving wench.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #114 on: June 25, 2012, 10:30:25 PM »
Also: Some chicks that really, really want your dick in them aren't always good at BJ's, something to keep in mind.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #115 on: June 25, 2012, 11:46:45 PM »
Wow... All of this for that?

Still too scared to show the current one? Why is that?

Here's one who's been in the picture for awhile... Flame away getbiggers.


This pic screams "I'm crazy"

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #116 on: June 26, 2012, 12:00:00 AM »
Talk about some lazy people here the pic of the brown haired chick is NOT the one he is discussing.

For what it is worth Swedish friends of mine have always told me they are not big into oral because 99% of Swedish dudes are uncircumcised.

I can confirm this. I have stated a few times on here - I fucking love Scandinavian women and as a young backpacker spent a blissful 6 weeks going from Norway to Denmark (via Sweden and Finland). I was travelling with another Aussie at the time. We both had women jump on us once their friends told them we were circumcised. It was like being given instant rockstar status. Fucking fantastic!

And James - the Swedes are (were) very sexual girls. I never met one who wasn't keen on oral. You sure she's Swedish?

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #117 on: June 26, 2012, 12:02:37 AM »
This pic screams "I'm crazy"

That's part of what's so great about her... I need my chicks with a little nutso in them.

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #118 on: June 26, 2012, 12:07:28 AM »
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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #119 on: June 26, 2012, 12:24:29 AM »
Then either post or shut the fuck up. You new around here?

He'll post the current girl in a couple weeks when he's "done with her"

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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #120 on: June 26, 2012, 12:26:20 AM »
6 pages and no real picture of her.

I call this BULLSHIT!
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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #121 on: June 26, 2012, 12:39:33 AM »

If it's true: obviously a virgin who needs to be taught everything. Lol at the "my ex didnt like blowjobs so i dont enjoy giving head" excuse haha.

Also the girl in the pic is not a 9...it's a 5. Wasnt she suposed to be blond and have blue eyes tho?


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Oooh, Ouch. You got me. However will I recover from this vicious pwning  ::)  Pal. The only facepalm here is your failings. IF you could read and not regurgitate all your shit from Shrinks-We-Try-To-Be-But-Fail, you'd be able to read that SHE'S NOT the Swede I'm seeing. The Swede has blond hair and blue eyes. The girl in the clearly picture don't. If I'm going to lie, you like to think I wouldn't fuck up a basic little fact like that?

I can settle for her being a 5. Maybe even a 6-7 if you saw her in real life. But no higher.
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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #122 on: June 26, 2012, 12:40:45 AM »
Found this friend of a friend... Interesting.



Yikes, outed  :P

Maybe an older cousin?
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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #123 on: June 26, 2012, 12:42:18 AM »
Only read the thread title but I guarantee this thread is filled with 20something year old virgins talking about shoving it down her throat and/or kicking her to the curb. ::)

More like a pack of puppy dogs tearing at someone until he does what they want him to  :D
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Re: New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs
« Reply #124 on: June 26, 2012, 12:44:52 AM »
I can confirm this. I have stated a few times on here - I fucking love Scandinavian women and as a young backpacker spent a blissful 6 weeks going from Norway to Denmark (via Sweden and Finland). I was travelling with another Aussie at the time. We both had women jump on us once their friends told them we were circumcised. It was like being given instant rockstar status. Fucking fantastic!

And James - the Swedes are (were) very sexual girls. I never met one who wasn't keen on oral. You sure she's Swedish?

She is mate. Was out with her, her sisters and friends last Saturday for their Midsummer's celebrations. Very Swedish bunch.
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