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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2012, 07:26:40 PM » |
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I havent but someone I know did and wiped their ass with poison ivy, true story. what luck
i keep wetwipes and newspaper on deck.
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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2012, 07:29:43 PM » |
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I have crapped in lots of interesting places, the woods for me is actually pretty tame. I usually grab a small tree and hang my ass way out as to not get shit in my britches.  If you shit in the woods during the dead of winter ther may be no leaves available to wipe with, time to sacrifice the t-shirt. |
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2012, 07:35:44 PM » |
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worst case scenario you head home with one sock.
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« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2012, 07:38:29 PM » |
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worst case scenario you head home with one sock.
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« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2012, 07:49:11 PM » |
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lots of good bros getting interested in pyramid shitting in this thread
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« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2012, 07:50:02 PM » |
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I love shitting in the woods. Its not like in your toilet bowl at home. It just goes everywhere. I just went hiking for a few days this week. I took this one dump after my morning coffee. I had to walk a little ways you know to find the perfect spot to sit. I ended up finding this tree that fell over so I sat on it so my ass was hanging off the back. I didn't realize how close I was to the trail cuz this dude and his girl go hiking by. O well nothing I could do but wave and say hi.
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« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2012, 07:52:51 PM » |
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many times ive had to shit in a empty paint bucket lined with a small grocery bag because either the toilet was stolen or in peices
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2012, 07:54:47 PM » |
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There should be a sticky thread on getbig where we can post about our dumps.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2012, 08:00:10 PM » |
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There should be a sticky thread on getbig where we can post about our dumps.
a while back i was dirt biking. we climbed for an hour and a half and ended up on top of this mountain. you could see hundreds of miles in every direction. there was shale rock and i stacked two stacks a foot and a half high, about 8 inches apart. i sat there and took a shit. that's the only time in my life i felt like i was truly on top of the world. |
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2012, 08:35:09 PM » |
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2012, 09:05:22 PM » |
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Freezing my balls off in. Tent this very minute. Took shit in woods this am.... Always bring baby wipes
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« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2012, 09:19:39 PM » |
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I shit maybe once every 4 days. I never have problems with unexpected shit.
in case yall were wondering.
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« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2012, 09:21:10 PM » |
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all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper. fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
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« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2012, 12:53:53 AM » |
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i took at at a sadny beach.
no wiping.washing out in the sea
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« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2012, 01:07:07 AM » |
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all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper. fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
Couldn't agree more. To say it disgusts me is putting it lightly. I always carry a lightweight shovel and tissues just in case the need overpowers me. |
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« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2012, 01:12:29 AM » |
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If you do a smelly dump in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does it still smell Yes it does. I have taken several dumps in the woods while camping but always had tp. |
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« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2012, 01:39:45 AM » |
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i wanted to have the possibility given that some asshole tourist would maybe step into my turd  |
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« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2012, 01:42:12 AM » |
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Lee Preist once took a dump on my chest.
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« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2012, 01:45:50 AM » |
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booty, you forgot to log in to your "booty" account
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« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2012, 01:50:34 AM » |
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It's common practice with 80% of world's population. Some can't even find leaves to wipe their ass.
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« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2012, 03:21:11 AM » |
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I was fishing alone on a coastal holiday, about 2 miles from my car and beach was deserted and got a bout of the shits. I tried to hold it in as the fishing was too good to trek back, but it was real liquid stuff and the pressure was building. I checked for public, and then just stood with my back to the cliff, bent over slightly and let it go all over the limestone lol.
Luckily I always take hand towels for wiping off hands after unhooking etc, so I just gave a good old wipe with that fish stained badboy and carried on a fishin!
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« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2012, 03:45:49 AM » |
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Who here has gone to the gym and just a fee minutes in a shit becomes imminent so you just go home due to not wanting to shit at the gym?
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« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2012, 04:05:35 AM » |
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Who here has gone to the gym and just a fee minutes in a shit becomes imminent so you just go home due to not wanting to shit at the gym?
No that's what you do if you're gay. |
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« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2012, 05:06:19 AM » |
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Same dude I talked about a few days ago that too a shot of his own piss for $200.
I'll shit on a hairdresser for $1200. |
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« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2012, 07:34:32 AM » |
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This thread proves that the members of get big have officially run out of topics. |
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