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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2012, 07:26:40 PM »
I havent but someone I know did and wiped their ass with poison ivy, true story. what luck


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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2012, 07:29:43 PM »
I have crapped in lots of interesting places, the woods for me is actually pretty tame. I usually grab a small tree and hang my ass way out as to not get shit in my britches.  :D If you shit in the woods during the dead of winter ther may be no leaves available to wipe with, time to sacrifice the t-shirt.
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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2012, 07:35:44 PM »
worst case scenario you head home with one sock.   

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2012, 07:38:29 PM »
worst case scenario you head home with one sock.   

exactly

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2012, 07:49:11 PM »
lots of good bros getting interested in pyramid shitting in this thread
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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2012, 07:50:02 PM »
I love shitting in the woods. Its not like in your toilet bowl at home. It just goes everywhere. I just went hiking for a few days this week. I took this one dump after my morning coffee. I had to walk a little ways you know to find the perfect spot to sit. I ended up finding this tree that fell over so I sat on it so my ass was hanging off the back. I didn't realize how close I was to the trail cuz this dude and his girl go hiking by. O well nothing I could do but wave and say hi.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2012, 07:52:51 PM »
many times ive had to shit in a empty paint bucket lined with a small grocery bag because either the toilet was stolen or in peices
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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2012, 07:54:47 PM »
There should be a sticky thread on getbig where we can post about our dumps.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2012, 08:00:10 PM »
There should be a sticky thread on getbig where we can post about our dumps.

a while back i was dirt biking.  we climbed for an hour and a half and ended up on top of this mountain. you could see hundreds of miles in every direction. there was shale rock and i stacked two stacks a foot and a half high, about 8 inches apart.  i sat there and took a shit.   that's the only time in my life i felt like i was truly on top of the world.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2012, 08:35:09 PM »
 :)


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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2012, 09:05:22 PM »
Freezing my balls off in. Tent this very minute. Took shit in woods this am.... Always bring baby wipes

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2012, 09:19:39 PM »
I shit maybe once every 4 days.  I never have problems with unexpected shit.

in case yall were wondering.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2012, 09:21:10 PM »
all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper.  fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.

This actually made me laugh out loud.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2012, 12:53:53 AM »
i took at at a sadny beach.

no wiping.washing out in the sea
why didnt you just poop while you were out in the water ?  ???

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2012, 01:07:07 AM »
all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper.  fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.

Couldn't agree more. To say it disgusts me is putting it lightly.

I always carry a lightweight shovel and tissues just in case the need overpowers me.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2012, 01:12:29 AM »
If you do a smelly dump in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does it still smell ???

Yes it does. I have taken several dumps in the woods while camping but always had tp.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2012, 01:39:45 AM »
i wanted to have the possibility given that some asshole tourist would maybe step into my turd

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2012, 01:42:12 AM »
Lee Preist once took a dump on my chest.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2012, 01:45:50 AM »
booty, you forgot to log in to your "booty" account

Oops!   :-X

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2012, 01:50:34 AM »
It's common practice with 80% of world's population. Some can't even find leaves to wipe their ass.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2012, 03:21:11 AM »
I was fishing alone on a coastal holiday, about 2 miles from my car and beach was deserted and got a bout of the shits. I tried to hold it in as the fishing was too good to trek back, but it was real liquid stuff and the pressure was building. I checked for public, and then just stood with my back to the cliff, bent over slightly and let it go all over the limestone lol.

Luckily I always take hand towels for wiping off hands after unhooking etc, so I just gave a good old wipe with that fish stained badboy and carried on a fishin!

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2012, 03:45:49 AM »
Who here has gone to the gym and just a fee minutes in a shit becomes imminent so you just go home due to not wanting to shit at the gym? 

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2012, 04:05:35 AM »
Who here has gone to the gym and just a fee minutes in a shit becomes imminent so you just go home due to not wanting to shit at the gym? 

No that's what you do if you're gay.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2012, 05:06:19 AM »
Same dude I talked about a few days ago that too a shot of his own piss for $200.

I'll shit on a hairdresser for $1200.

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Re: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2012, 07:34:32 AM »
This thread proves that the members of get big have officially run out of topics.  ;D