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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #125 on: November 16, 2012, 01:31:47 PM »
As soon as True Adonis finishes whipping up a batch of Ebbeneezer Scrooge Biscuits with a side of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Raspberry Jam, he's gonna kick your ass.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2012, 01:32:47 PM »
you are changing the goal posts to suit your argument

What do you mean?

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2012, 01:35:44 PM »
What do you mean?

by making the argument hypothetical

you are missing the joke he made
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #128 on: November 16, 2012, 01:37:22 PM »
by making the argument hypothetical

you are missing the joke he made

I'm stoned again, that might explain it  :D

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #129 on: November 16, 2012, 01:38:35 PM »
"standing and walking around all day is all the training you need for your legs"

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #130 on: November 16, 2012, 01:38:45 PM »
I'm stoned again, that might explain it  :D

what you smoking there broskie
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #131 on: November 16, 2012, 01:42:43 PM »
muscle confusion

2x protein per bodyweight

your body can only eat 30 grams of protein at once

soda makes you fat
all drugs - TPPIIP

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2012, 01:45:57 PM »
"cottage cheese doesnt have full aminoacid profile"

"casein is slowly digestable and thus shouldnt be eaten post workout"

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2012, 01:57:22 PM »
As soon as True Adonis finishes whipping up a batch of Ebbeneezer Scrooge Biscuits with a side of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Raspberry Jam, he's gonna kick your ass.

Hahahaha!!!

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #134 on: November 16, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »
what you smoking there broskie

I have no idea, I'm not exactly a cannabis-connaisseur :D

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #135 on: November 16, 2012, 02:35:09 PM »
In this issue of _____  never seen before pics of arnold and training secrets he has never told anyone

- Rinse your ground beef (suprised no one has said this one)

- You need 2x your bodyweight in carbs after your workout

- You can use the same needle 100x without a probem

- Never do your squats last because you will surely get injured

- This 24 hour bicep/tricep workout will add 1" to your arms

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #136 on: November 16, 2012, 02:39:13 PM »
withholding from self-gratification will increase test levels 

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #137 on: November 16, 2012, 02:42:08 PM »
training like Arnold/Mentzer/Dorian will give you a body like Arnold/Mentzer/Dorian

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #138 on: November 16, 2012, 02:44:57 PM »
I have no idea, I'm not exactly a cannabis-connaisseur :D

pass it around with your getbig brothers, ill take afew pulls off that bone
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #139 on: November 16, 2012, 02:46:58 PM »
How is that "broscience"? Plenty of people have done that (myself included) and it's  yielded great results, usually for first-time users.

First time I loaded with it, I gained 7 lb in a week and 12 in 21/2 weeks. That was back in 1996.

I haven't replicated those results, since them. Again, that tends to happen with first-time users.

Bro science is not necessarily 'wrong', bro science denotes a sort of jock/laymans understanding of real science that may or may not be true. Professionals/scientist are not always correct with their ideas either, and sometimes deliberately misinterpret data for profit motivations..
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #140 on: November 16, 2012, 03:44:22 PM »
"standing and walking around all day is all the training you need for your legs"

Haha yes, "My legs are already strong from walking."

withholding from self-gratification will increase test levels 

I once heard someone say you should jack off but not "complete the act" if you will, prior to working out, because it raises your test.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2012, 04:24:07 PM »
"standing and walking around all day is all the training you need for your legs"

I've heard that one, added "since your upper body will be heavier, the legs will grow from the extra effort."

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #142 on: November 16, 2012, 04:28:25 PM »
Also, it's important to hit your muscles from "as many angles as possible".

Shit....pure gold right there

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #143 on: November 16, 2012, 04:30:26 PM »
Is there a more bro-ish lift than "21s" with the ez-curl bar?

7 reps from full extension --> halfway
7 reps from halfway --> full flexion
7 reps from full extension --> full flexion

Blast those bis!!!!

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #144 on: November 16, 2012, 04:31:44 PM »
Anybody say, "I'm trying to emphasize my 'tie-ins'",yet?

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #145 on: November 16, 2012, 05:07:32 PM »
Anybody say, "I'm trying to emphasize my 'tie-ins'",yet?

Lol! Yes.
Im doing leg extensions working on the feathering of my quads.
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #146 on: November 16, 2012, 05:09:52 PM »
"Curls for the girls."     Wait, that's not broscience, that's just the truth!
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #147 on: November 16, 2012, 05:16:28 PM »
We've had some epic broscience nuggets of wisdom on getbig throughout the years, and even the sarcastic lines/advices given are hilarious sometimes.

Let's see who can come up with the best one line of brotastic fitness advice. Winner will get a set of my handmade 'Full body muscle blindfold' to keep those muscles guessing.

One or two million years of eating only meats and greens and suddenly we think potatoes and simple sugar should be part of our diet.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #148 on: November 16, 2012, 05:26:41 PM »
^good quote

Potatoes and the like facilitated population growth, but at the expense of the peoples' vigor.
In industrial England the population actually started to shrink compared to the Middle Ages--due to food of this sort (as well as the pollution associated with urban life of course)
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #149 on: November 16, 2012, 05:27:34 PM »
^good quote

Potatoes and the like facilitated population growth, but at the expense of the peoples' vigor.
In industrial England the population actually started to shrink compared to the Middle Ages--due to food of this sort (as well as the pollution associated with urban life of course)

Interesting, makes sense.