Bryant is trolling!
"People keep saying I should go play for a better team and release the lakers from my albatross contract, but no no no, I could never ever do such a thing".
"I've enjoyed time here, I don't even think about leaving, this is my home, I'm a laker, I'm not pushing for a trade, no way, just waxing poetic and pondering, I'm way too happy here...."
Look, it's like when your girlfriend jokes about a 3-way and you respond with "baby, that's just crazy talk, no way.... Unless you serious..."