help a broke guy in the dating game

[gee38]

flintstones

you claim you own me

you don't own ANYTHING.

other than your bike

you are practically homeless. a fucking bum. life in the gutter.

get a job you lazy kunt

perhaps your male friends will pay you to 'finish them off' on movie night.


20 years old and consider 40 dollars a lot of money to 'blow' on a woman.

you know the handicapped lad on the mop at mcdonalds- the one you used to laugh at when in school. he's doing better at life than you are.

bottom. of. the. barrel.

you are a rarity on here. you are obviously an even bigger twat in real life than you are on here. and that is saying something.

get a job you down and out

[Big Chiro Flex]

flintstones

you claim you own me

you don't own ANYTHING.

other than your bike

you are practically homeless. a fucking bum. life in the gutter.

get a job you lazy kunt

perhaps your male friends will pay you to 'finish them off' on movie night.


20 years old and consider 40 dollars a lot of money to 'blow' on a woman.

you know the handicapped lad on the mop at mcdonalds- the one you used to laugh at when in school. he's doing better at life than you are.

bottom. of. the. barrel.

you are a rarity on here. you are obviously an even bigger twat in real life than you are on here. and that is saying something.

get a job you down and out

Why so mad?

[Kim Jong Bob]

do like i do, date them at home. doesnt cost you shit and if you are not buttugly you get laid. works for me

[bigmc]

flintstones

you claim you own me

you don't own ANYTHING.

other than your bike

you are practically homeless. a fucking bum. life in the gutter.

get a job you lazy kunt

perhaps your male friends will pay you to 'finish them off' on movie night.


20 years old and consider 40 dollars a lot of money to 'blow' on a woman.

you know the handicapped lad on the mop at mcdonalds- the one you used to laugh at when in school. he's doing better at life than you are.

bottom. of. the. barrel.

you are a rarity on here. you are obviously an even bigger twat in real life than you are on here. and that is saying something.

get a job you down and out

bit harsh

none of us know shit when we are twenty

we just think we do

[gee38]

he's a prick

this is the lad who used to give out roid and gh advice and slag other peoples opinion off despite not having done the gear he was advising on

he is a bullshitting little fantasist

he whacks off with his mates

he has the arrogance of someone who has achieved something despite never having done shit


in short he is an oxygen thief. not my cup of tea at all.

[Hulkotron]

Flinstones:

Girls don't give a shit about your physique.  It helps to be in shape and of a healthy weight but beyond that no fucks are given, at least not by any girls you should be bothering with.  Girls care about personality, facial looks, and status.  The relative importance of the three will vary with age and whoreness level.

[Donny]

sushi is fucking expensive dude. tell that bitch to open a can of tuna, get to sucking and don't neglect the balls.

ha ha you fucking cheap skate ...

[Big Chiro Flex]

bit harsh

none of us know shit when we are twenty

we just think we do

I've said this same exact thing about flint. We were all complete idiots at 20yo. Young, dumb, and full of cum long ester steroids; I've already seen hints of Flint maturing and growing up a bit, just in the last year I've been here.

[flinstones1]

even better is to meet her in a club, she brings frend you bring frends, instead of sitting alone on a table and staring at eachother and both dont know where to start and what to say.

its true, thinking of it, most dont even want to eat the first time.i mean,they could eat at home

thats how it pretty much goes down.

"soooo what do you do?"

ummm I post on getbig and jack off all day

[bigmc]

I've said this same exact thing about flint. We were all complete idiots at 20yo. Young, dumb, and full of cum long ester steroids; I've already seen hints of Flint maturing and growing up a bit, just in the last year I've been here.

exactly

he is growing as a person all the time

the way he questions things on here shows this

[DroppingPlates]

I haven't read the whole thread, so maybe I'm not the first one saying this. You need to prioritize a stable income first, before you approach a woman. There's no need to become rich, but at least get a normal job. The "do you want me to pay" phrase is a serious turnoff for any woman, so grow up and get a job.

[BIG ACH]

Yeah seriously, inviting a girl on a date and then going 'do you want me to pay?' Is just fucked up bro.  I'm not saying you have to shower her in luxury but be a gentleman dude.

[Agnostic007]

any woman who suggests sushi on a first or second date is a professional dater, period. Respond back with "I love sushi but I don't feel comfortable with you spending that much on me" and see where it goes from there. If she comes back with "Don't worry about it, I got you covered" then green light, if she comes back with "I didn't mean I was going to pay" then you confirmed your suspicion

[anabolichalo]

any woman who suggests sushi on a first or second date is a professional dater, period. Respond back with "I love sushi but I don't feel comfortable with you spending that much on me" and see where it goes from there. If she comes back with "Don't worry about it, I got you covered" then green light, if she comes back with "I didn't mean I was going to pay" then you confirmed your suspicion

haha this is gold

[Hulkotron]

Strong advice from Ag007.

[dr.chimps]

If you invite her you pay. Pretty simple. As things progress, you can make other arrangements. 

[Coach is Back!]

Ummm. I thought the man always payed on the FIRST DATE. It's called being a man.

This ^^

But then again there isn't too many men on here. I see a bunch of Ambercrombie model wannbe's doing chest presses on a machine then looking at themselves for 15min between their sets.

[anabolichalo]

This ^^

But then again there isn't too many men on here. I see a bunch of Ambercrombie model wannbe's doing chest presses on a machine then looking at themselves for 15min between their sets.

  real men wear xxxxxl football shirts and bench press 3-4 plates


 

[Kahn.N.Singh]

THE DATING GAME!

Hello!!!!!! Welcome to the Dating Game. I, your host, Chuck Woolery, would just love to introduce you to the three gentlemen who will try to win the heart of our lovely young lady. Everyone please welcome … I-Date-for-Sushi-Girl!!!!  (the audience erupts in applause)

Now, I-Date-for-Sushi-Girl will have three fine young men to choose from today. But first, let me tell you a little something about each one.

Will it be...

Bachelor Number One! This hirsute rent boy is about to graduate with a degree of little worth, but don't let that dissuade you, he more than makes up for it with his rich, first-hand grasp of gayconomics. A gifted ployglot, he can say, "Yeah, fuck my ass. Oh, shit!!" in 64 languages.

Or, Bachelor Number Two! This masculine chap stands a solid 6' and is a lean 220. He admits that he doesn't have a career, doesn't have a job, doesn't own a car, and doesn't have a life, but you'll no doubt fall head over heels for his charming refrain of "wsup missy" followed by 25 smiley faces. ... on social media.

But maybe it'll be, Bachelor Number Three! This devil may care, joie de vivre baldy will own your mind from the four airts of the Carpathian mountains. Some people call him 'gypsy,' but he prefers 'bohemian.' He claims to be one of the last of the true polymaths, and he'll take a polygraph to prove it.

Now that you've met the candidates, it's time to play...

Gentlemen, say something for our lovely lady.

BACHELOR NUMBER ONE: (scooting his bottom on the seat in contrived Barry White voice) Hey, gurl. Holla! (smiles)

BACHELOR NUMBER TWO: (mugging for the camera but not sure whether he should grin) WSUP Missy! (texting   .... to himself )

BACHELOR NUMBER THREE: (complete and total silence … stiff and unmoving, he's smiling with eyes closed and communicating through telepathy (he seems pleased)… I-Date-for-Sushi-Girl shrugs at Chuck ; Chuck shrugs back)

[Natural Man]

who you can get depends of your looks (which defines confidence) and bank account.

If you cant even pay for a dinner date, i doubt you re going to get anything decent looking enough to stay with.

[flinstones1]

who you can get depends of your looks (which defines confidence) and bank account.

If you cant even pay for a dinner date, i doubt you re going to get anything decent looking enough to stay with.

well I disagree man. I modeled when I was younger but Im not really that good looking anymore...no groink lol. gear altered my facial structure.  haggard ass face.....rugged i guess but im no supermodel.... i attract some bad ass bitches though so idk it has to be my body.

its not the best looking guy in the room its the baddest mofo in the room

[gee38]

so you modelled when younger

and whack off with your friends

and find it difficult to form relationships with women




gayer than elton john watching the wizard of oz with 'I am what I am' playing in the background

[flinstones1]

so you modelled when younger

and whack off with your friends

and find it difficult to form relationships with women




gayer than elton john watching the wizard of oz with 'I am what I am' playing in the background

yes to all 3

[bigmc]

well I disagree man. I modeled when I was younger but Im not really that good looking anymore...no groink lol. gear altered my facial structure.  haggard ass face.....rugged i guess but im no supermodel.... i attract some bad ass bitches though so idk it has to be my body.

its not the best looking guy in the room its the baddest mofo in the room

stop over analysing yourself brother

go and get a decent job it will change your life

[US MUSL]

stop over analysing yourself brother

go and get a decent job it will change your life

QFT!!