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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3725 on: December 28, 2015, 10:01:13 PM »
i always get suspicious when people try to scientifically formulate a bodybuilding system


ben pakulski and layne norton also make me suspicious for this reason


both so fucking smart and both have subpar arms


i keep telling people


bodybuilding is closer to witchcraft than to science


there are no answers only questions


the more you think the more confusion accumulates and clarity continues to elude you

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3726 on: December 30, 2015, 04:25:56 AM »
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Hey at least I tried.
Unlike many getbiggers, I actually left my mom's basement and attempted marriage with real females.
The fact that I failed numerous times just proves that I should have stayed in the basement.
THUS, I came back to getbig.com and finally accepted my true nature.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3727 on: December 30, 2015, 12:07:35 PM »
To bigmikecox:

You'd hit a snake if someone held its mouth open!

I'm disgusting, but with standards. :)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3728 on: December 30, 2015, 02:31:03 PM »
Re: The lazy and irresponsible

What do you do with the lazy and the irresponsible?  This is a fundamental problem in society.  At least half the population is already of below average IQ.  I have a feeling GetBigs collective answer is going to be the:  no work, no eat.

Obviously I am assuming able bodied non children.


You should stop being lazy and figure it out.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3729 on: December 31, 2015, 05:05:48 PM »
Re: 2016 training goals

Bullshit, you'll all do the same shit you did last year!

And you will do the same shit that you have done for the last 20. Sorry, don't see the payoff.

Deadlifting deadweight.

That's because you're a fat piece of shit.

No, you know exactly what I mean. What's the point of lifting regularly/seriously when you don't look like you lift?

You have been lifting for so long, and you honestly have nothing to show for it. Who cares how much you can deadlift when you look like Bernie from Sesame Street.

You are probably at least 20% bodyfat, and have the gall to judge others on whether or not they lift. If anything, the jokes on you pal.

"It's not how much you lift, it's how much you look like you can lift" -  Bob Cicherillo

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3730 on: January 01, 2016, 07:00:08 AM »
Re: Unrealistic standards of the bodybuilding/fitness world and getbig degrade men

1. 7 year old picture
2. That was extremely good progress considering I had been training for 1 year naturally of course.
3. My arm has improved on that now and is on the level of Eugene Sandow, I have reached a point where I cannot improve much more, I will be posting an updated photograph after my diet for this summer.
People on this forum constantly give out advise on relationships and how to handle women etc. you obviously haven't been on the forum very long if you haven't seen any of it. I agree with it but paradoxically people like SF1900 then degrade men who have bodies better than 95% of the Earth's population because they don't have a physique up to par with drug abusers.


If you've trained for 8 years and can't post a pic there are probably genetic issues that'll never be overcome.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3731 on: January 01, 2016, 04:38:44 PM »

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« Reply #3732 on: January 02, 2016, 08:37:04 AM »
Sanity isn't required to belong to Getbig. Narcissists, exhibitionists, perverts, fetishists, and the simple-minded all assemble here. The delusional are always welcome to provide mirth and diversion.

Goodrum fits right in. The only thing affecting his credibility is the colossal gap between what he says and what he looks like. He holds his own with anyone on Getbig yet got up on stage and removed any respect for his physique. Now, why would a grown man who is establishing a business selling supplements sabotage his own career? That is plainly daft. I honestly think Melvin is following that saying that 'no publicity is bad publicity' to absurd levels. The man has no sense of what it is to construct a persona on line that is respectable. Instead he is making a buffoon out of himself and aggravating that status each and every day he posts here. I doubt any professional could help or cure our Melvin!




You worried about me, you should worry more about yourself.  Just about every post you make nowadays has my name in it.  You should spend more time repainting your gym equipment to a color other than pink than worry about my business affairs which doesn't need your assistance nor anyone elses. 

You folks post day in and day out responding and hanging onto every word I say.  Some of these post at at 3am in the morning, hours after I already went to bed.  Pathetic to say the least


Hey, Melvin, did you see the movie, "Cool Hand Luke"? If you did then you know that Luke finally told the others to 'stop feeding on me'. Guess you feel the same way here when so many do that to you. Don't you see that you aggravate an already bad situation? If you don't like others posting about you then don't contribute to threads. Most people who get stirred end up either pissed off or very upset. When you tell us off that means all this crap IS getting to you and you don't know how to stop it. Day after day some are amused by your antics and you continue to feed them. Now you are fed up but can do nothing about it. Print up a batch of Bee Pollen Goodrum T-shirts and make a fortune.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3733 on: January 02, 2016, 05:19:10 PM »
Re: Bill Cosby Mugshot....Soon To Be Meme around the world


At least his sweaters look a lot better



do you find him to be sexually attractive? I know how lazy eyes give you a hard on.

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« Reply #3734 on: January 03, 2016, 01:57:47 PM »
bubble butt

No homo



Those guys are feminine enough that you could fuck them many times over a weekend and it would not be considered gay.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3735 on: January 05, 2016, 11:19:18 AM »
Solid trolling... But

Who takes a 70 year old lady to the bar?


Are we 70 and older folks not allowed in bars?


Only behind them.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3737 on: January 06, 2016, 03:42:39 AM »
From Shizzo's "dad bod" thread...

I asked another woman:






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« Reply #3738 on: January 06, 2016, 04:06:52 AM »
< Oh brother. That is golden. Good job SF1900!  :D    ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3739 on: January 06, 2016, 06:59:50 AM »
Re: Saw woman crying tonight at the supermarket

I was going through the self serve checkouts out my local supermarket and I noticed a young female staff member supervising the checkouts appeared to be crying, as I approached a checkout I asked her if she was OK.  She said she was just suffering from hayfever but I don't think i believed her.  We proceeded to talk and she seemed grateful that someone had noticed her condition and was also prepared to talk to her.  The supermarket was busy and nobody else seemed to notice or give a fuck.  As I left I said "Enjoy the rest of your day" and she gave me a nice smile.  It was kind of weird, not used to seeing someone crying in public.  Crying in public seems to be socially frowned upon, a bit like farting.

She must have been reading your posts on Getbig.
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« Reply #3740 on: January 06, 2016, 12:45:21 PM »
Re: Ass but BB related - glute training

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Nothin' sexier than cat food/water in the bedroom.

Thanks for finding a clever way to come out.

Even if I WAS gay I would be able keep a woman longer than you.

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« Reply #3741 on: January 06, 2016, 03:00:52 PM »
Re: Interesting Ted talks on Internet porn

Internet porn seems very damaging the more you look into it. Informational Ted Talks for anyone interested.




Only feminist women, manginas and white knights dislike porn.  Women hate porn because it devalues the cost of vagina, it gives them less leverage over men. Manginas and White Knights hate it because the feminists tell them too and they do whatever it takes to appease women as a strategy to try and fuck them, and because they can't watch porn, they become even greater slaves to their cocks and ever more willing to be dragged around by their penis by the women in their life.

And look at the guy giving the talk, a man guaranteed to dry up every whores vagina within a 50km radius.

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« Reply #3742 on: January 06, 2016, 03:10:12 PM »
From Shizzo's "dad bod" thread...


SF needs to lay off the TXT messages.  Mine usually consist of 2 texts. Me: I'm waiting outside, Girl: I'm calling the cops. 

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« Reply #3743 on: January 07, 2016, 12:54:11 PM »
Re: Buying A Townhome in Greenville, SC - Moving Next Month

Sylva is not a bad place but I got a job offer I could not refuse and am taking it back to South Carolina.  Any ideas Getbiggers as how to decorate the place....maybe some Arnold posters, Squat Rack, Tbombz posters???


Vince already made the list of notable residents...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenville,_South_Carolina#Notable_people


HAH!



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« Reply #3744 on: January 07, 2016, 02:07:56 PM »
Re: Congratulations BigMikeCox on your blue stars!

She wants like $300/hr!!!  

In order to pay her food bill...

LMAO!!!  She does have some feeding videos too!

Bring a blender, funnel & some junk food with you for a nice discount

I could put the funnel in her ass, pour in some milk and have her shoot it out! (i saw that in a video on Evil Angel once....._

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« Reply #3745 on: January 08, 2016, 04:44:18 PM »

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« Reply #3746 on: January 08, 2016, 05:31:57 PM »
Re: Should there be an intervention for Ronnie Coleman?

once you're dead, you're dead, who gives a fuck if somebody remembers you after you're gone


Obviously you don't since you've done nothing that made a difference in anybody's lives.

I'm glad that people remember, and past on those memories to me, of people like Einstein, Mozart, Socrates, Lincoln, George Washington, Mark Twain, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Owens, Ben Franklin, Patton, John F. Kennedy, Aristotle, Jesus Christ....

But to each his own. Just continue and be satisfied with being a nothing whose existence in this world made zero difference.



lol, i see that from your standpoint it's obviously important ( that actually didn't come as a surprise since you're like 80 years old and still post shirtless pictures on the internet), but well to me it isn't, people are different 


I would have been certain pellius's list would include such luminaries as Ronald McDonald, the Hamburgler and Grimace. 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3747 on: January 09, 2016, 07:10:04 AM »

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« Reply #3748 on: January 10, 2016, 01:02:15 AM »
Re: Website tells you how attractive your photo is

Oops.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3749 on: January 10, 2016, 01:56:34 AM »
Re: Website tells you how attractive your photo is



Very clever, provided morning chuckle..