Author Topic: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos  (Read 1390939 times)

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3750 on: January 19, 2016, 09:07:58 AM »
Re: Some advice for Vince Goodrum




I hope Goodrum listens to this.  I don't think I can stand it if he comes on here to tell us that his ass was ripped apart by his boyfriend Vissy.  Here is a visual.  We all know what Goodrum looks like and what Vissy looks like.  now imagine them fucking and sucking.  If that doesn't just about make you throw up then you are one tough person. 

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3752 on: January 21, 2016, 05:11:37 AM »

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3753 on: January 21, 2016, 01:50:28 PM »
Re: Blue stars and no pics

What happens when someone receives these mystical blue stars? Is it like receiving a purple heart or nobel peace prize? Can one use these blue stars like a get out of jail free card? Do these blue stars help you land a great job or improve your credit score, maybe join a private country club? These stars sound very interesting and exciting. Please tell me what they do???? The last time I remember stars being handed out and anyone getting excited was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I thought it was fucking stupid back then even as a kid. Surely now these magical stars must have some great value and meaning to them and not just handed out for bravery of entering a bodybuilding competition????

Yamcha

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13292
  • Fundie
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3754 on: January 22, 2016, 04:49:14 AM »
a

King Shizzo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 35069
  • Ron crowned me King because I always deliver.
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3755 on: January 22, 2016, 11:05:36 PM »

Yes, It is clear that I have made Pellius, my lap dog, over the years.

I'm lovin it.  ;)

Mitch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4049
  • Team Succulent Ham of Peace
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3756 on: January 23, 2016, 12:22:32 AM »


this is brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3757 on: January 24, 2016, 12:37:03 PM »


this is brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D

made by ironmeister  :)

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3758 on: January 26, 2016, 03:52:07 AM »
Re: Freakfactor - Paco Bautista pleasing the schmoes.

Viewers discretion is advised due to schmoes comments and orgasmic grunts.

https://www.facebook.com/mrofansite/videos/875166419218426/


It's creepier if you understand spanish.

"Spread your legs Paco... bend over... that's it... do it... now!"


Kyomu appearance in 3...2...


I am herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ;D

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3759 on: January 26, 2016, 01:40:59 PM »
Re: Team Venom Vince Versace!


I just started Team Venom Vince Versace in support of Vince for KEEPING IT REAL!

If you wanna join, put Team Venom Vince Versace in your signature line.


Sorry guys but I was nothing more than a jobber for squash matches.  My last gig as Venom Vince Versace was MCing for a start-up wrestling promotion in 2001 and I haven't wrestled since '99.  Don't expect me to return to the ring....ever.


I like my work now....pays more without the headaches and backaches.  Try taking a few Jackknife Powerbombs and see how you feel in the morning.... ;D 

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3760 on: January 28, 2016, 12:11:33 PM »
Re: Ever Faked It?

Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?


Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up.  She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already.  I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl.  Felt bad.  We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck.  Pretty sure he didn't know.  I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock.  Not as much these days.


A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend.  A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3761 on: January 29, 2016, 11:02:24 AM »
Re: Sucked a dick last night <no homo>

I can freely admit to walking a line most of you cannot comprehend.  It is a major reason for my ascension to being a getbig Hall of Famer,

Life is about experience.   Those who live in fear and are afraid of new experiences, and the judgement of others, are not truly living.

I am not like that.  I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.  I won't do it again, but it was worth the experience.  Nobody will accuse me of being average.

100 pages easy.   /OMR approved.


BTW....whats the point of saying "No Homo".....like that is going to make it any different you stupid bastard.  Are you starving for so much attention on getbig that you would wrap your lips around a throbbing dong and start sucking it off????


Damn....10 pages easy but I don't think Listermint will wipe out the amount of embarrassment

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3763 on: January 29, 2016, 02:48:57 PM »
Re: So wait a minute, did Shizzo admit giving a BJ?

Jesus
Shizzo really is a cock muncher
Trying to say the post was altered
We all saw it


Bullshit. I don't even know the thread in question, because the thread has been deleted. Even if I posted that exact quote, it was taken out of context within the thread. There is no way that what was being said in that quote, was in response to me giving someone a bj.

Fitness Frenzy is a complete weirdo and asshole. I know he is Nelson Muntz as well.


LMFAO... I'll piss my pants.


I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON.

WHY WAS THE THREAD IN QUESTION ERASED SO QUICKLY? I DID NOT REPORT ANYTHING TO THE MODS.

I NEVER EVEN SAW THE THREAD.

SOME ASSHOLE PROBABLY CHANGED THE TILTLE TO ONE OF MY THREADS, THAT INCLUDED THAT QUOTE IN THE ORIGINAL POST.

THIS SHIT MAY BE FUNNY TO SOME OF YOU, BUT THIS IS AN ALL-TIME LOW FOR THIS WEBSITE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TRUST THE MODS.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3764 on: January 30, 2016, 04:42:51 AM »
Re: Where did Jizzo's dick sucking thread go?



FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3766 on: February 02, 2016, 12:44:14 AM »
Re:  AAU Mr. America Jim Morris passed away at 80


he was being evicted.

some ppl are bashing the people evicting him with all this "how could you!?" and "sick and heartless"...

listen, dipshits, this is America... when you don't pay your rent the person youre renting from still (usually) has to pay the mortgage on the place you're living AND is counting on profits on top of that to eat.

what? just because he's old he shouldn't have to pay rent? get the fuck outta here with that socialist bullshit.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas

Howard

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15401
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3769 on: February 02, 2016, 03:41:44 PM »


I missed that OP and think it's funny as fuk  ;D ;D ;D

visualizeperfection

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11059
  • Getbig sponsored athlete.
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3770 on: February 03, 2016, 12:14:56 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo
Dear Ron, The mods of the G&O, and the rest of the genuine Getbiggers (not the weird freaks)




This recent event has given me a revelation: I need to improve my life, and part of that is taking a hiatus from all of the negativity here.

This "Suckgate" situation is the result of lies and gross negligence (at best) from the mod staff.

I am logging off for 6 months. If I decide to return, it will be for my big reveal on August 6th.

If I don't, thanks for the memories.


You want me to prove that I am a man of my word (not that I have not already) but I guarantee you that I will not log back in until August 6th.

If I do, then I will gladly except a lifetime ban. The mods don't even have to make this "official".


AJ scalped the fat fuck.



FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3771 on: February 03, 2016, 08:47:38 AM »
Re: Craziest gym owner I ever knew

Used to train at his gym and hung out with him. fuk!



if he shot the wife, he probably had a good reason for it 


She was  half his age and smokin' hot.
He got crazy jealous and lost it.


Did you tell him you were coming back?

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3773 on: February 05, 2016, 09:24:19 AM »
Re: Shizzo finds out what he posted on getbig (video)

Increase volume   ;)



FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29234
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3774 on: February 05, 2016, 11:47:40 AM »
Re: Last Day Working At Lowes In Sylva

Sorry Billy Guns.....I didnt work at Food Lion bagging groceries.  I worked at Lowes answering incoming calls and doing returns....

Beats G4P ;D


So all this time you had everyone convinced you were a self-made, self-employed entrepreneur you were nothing but a wage slave for your corporate masters plugging away for $10/hour?


Actually I was making 11.89 ;D