From Shizzo's "dad bod" thread...
Sylva is not a bad place but I got a job offer I could not refuse and am taking it back to South Carolina. Any ideas Getbiggers as how to decorate the place....maybe some Arnold posters, Squat Rack, Tbombz posters???
Vince already made the list of notable residents...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenville,_South_Carolina#Notable_people
HAH!
She wants like $300/hr!!!
In order to pay her food bill...
LMAO!!! She does have some feeding videos too!
Bring a blender, funnel & some junk food with you for a nice discount
I could put the funnel in her ass, pour in some milk and have her shoot it out! (i saw that in a video on Evil Angel once....._
You're still fat though.
once you're dead, you're dead, who gives a fuck if somebody remembers you after you're gone
Obviously you don't since you've done nothing that made a difference in anybody's lives.I'm glad that people remember, and past on those memories to me, of people like Einstein, Mozart, Socrates, Lincoln, George Washington, Mark Twain, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Owens, Ben Franklin, Patton, John F. Kennedy, Aristotle, Jesus Christ....But to each his own. Just continue and be satisfied with being a nothing whose existence in this world made zero difference.
lol, i see that from your standpoint it's obviously important ( that actually didn't come as a surprise since you're like 80 years old and still post shirtless pictures on the internet), but well to me it isn't, people are different
I would have been certain pellius's list would include such luminaries as Ronald McDonald, the Hamburgler and Grimace.
Oops.
Re: Website tells you how attractive your photo is
To a cocksucking loser like you, yep..
meet me buddy. I'm in southern California... not too hard to find, either. feel free to PM me your phone number.you know there's free apps like TextFree or Pringer for smartphones... so your coward-ass doesn't even need to use your own number.i'll be waiting.... actually, I won't be waiting. because I know your bitch ass won't do a damn thing and you know deep down.. hell, not even deep down, it's right on the surface, that if you were dumb enough to meet up and call me a "cocksucking loser" to my face, getbig would never 'hear' from you sissy ass again.... or maybe they would, when they all get a good laugh outta seeing you on spankwire getting buttfucked by one of my 380lb clients/customers in exchange for a few kits of serostim. bitch.kind regards, punk bitch. pm me.
Couldn't say anything until recently but the new movie "Free State of Jones" is coming out and both me and Adonis got small bit roles in the movie. You'll see me picking...err hauling around cotton bales while that lucky bastard Adonis got lucky and spent most of his time on a horse riding. Good to finally meet him. It will likely be only a few seconds of footage but Getbig will represent May 13th.
good to hear it. I hope you will be a Hollywood star, buddy!
Nah...just wanting to raise my profile for my business ventures
Gawd I hope it is a snuff film...
"Was" because you felt threatened by me. What were the reasons that you voted against me?
Here's a clue. It was a unanimous vote. You figure it out from there.
I guarantee you it wasn't. Why are you lying to the good people of Getbig?
Would you like to put your account on the line?
< Oh brother. That is golden. Good job SF1900!
SF needs to lay off the TXT messages. Mine usually consist of 2 texts. Me: I'm waiting outside, Girl: I'm calling the cops.
So as an 18 yr old i moved away from home in Cleveland to Toledo , Ohio. Its about 90 minutes west of Cleveland. Lucky for me, all the dorms were full so i lived in an aprtment just across the street from campus with a roommate. Now, i didnt know the roommate prior to moving, i think my parents met his at Orientation and being that he was black (and a MAJOR Malcolm X follower) they thought it would be "cool" if we lived together. Ok, whatever. Anyway, i move in and get all my shit together and we have some time to kill. Lucky for me, he knew some girls that went to Toledo also. They were from his hometown of Youngstown. One was black, one was Asian-ish. Forgot the black shicks name, but the Asian was Jeanette. Was about 5'8, long black hair, decent body. So, they come over and we head out and go downtown. Nothing fancy in downtown Toledo but nasty strip clubs (will tell an AWESOME story about me banging a fatty i met on Spring Break a few years later that worked at one of the strip clubs) and hookers. So its about 11pm and we head back to our place. Me and Jeanette are flirting and sitting in the back seat and grabs my hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh shit!! Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew and i know i seem like a bad ass pimp, but i had only banged 3 girls prior to leaving for college so i wasnt THAT experienced.So we are chilling and shit and i go into my room for something. When i turn around Jeanette has came in and shut the door. ITS GOING DOWN...i think to myself. Sooooo, we start kissing. Off comes the bra. DAMN!!! She has some nice tits and those big, dark nipples. So i suck the boobies a bit and move south. The pants come off and so do the panties and back then, bald beaver wasnt popular. She had the 1970s Christy Cayon bush!!! So, i go down on her and this bitch is WET!!! Like, sopping wet. And back then i wasnt the pussy licking master i am now and didnt like it too much but i did it anyway. Noting worse than a hairy bush! After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF?? Bitch i just ate your hairy pussy! Fuck it. So, i go to get on top thinking she may tell me to stop and put a condom on but NO!!! RAW pussy! Now, prior to this i banged the 2 of the 3 chicks before her raw but they werent THIS wet. I enter her. OMFG, this asian pussy feels GREAT and tight! I look at the mirror next to bed and her yellow legs are open taking my dick......Oh shit.....I felt something. Something i was famiiar with...an orgasm! FUCK!!! Not yet, please not yet! Quick, think of baseball.....Nothing worked and within 4 minutes i was done! Came right inside her! FUUUCCCKKKK!!! She looks at me and says "Did you cum inside me?" I reply, "No, i pulled it out" But the look of disappointment on her face was obvious. I told her not to worry bc i can get hard again. She went to the bathroom to clean my teen creampie up, comes back in, gets dressed and says "See ya around campus." I saw her a few weeks later hoping to get another shot at that asian puffer fish, but she wasnt having it. More Stories to Cum. Next: BMC and the Goth BBW. Another take of premature ejaculation
Who started a Goodrum wikipedia page? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Goodrum
The Pitch: The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) meets Sleeping With The Enemy (1991).One day, while out in the Kalahari looking for meerkats to help feed his bare-assed African tribe, clan member Me 'el Vin is almost smashed to death by a plunging skydiver who got separated from the formation of his all-gay team. Miraculously, the skydiver survives the fall with only minor bruises and damage to one of his ocular muscles. Interpreting the occurrence as that of a wind god descending to the earth, Me 'el Vin inspects the fallen man, marveling at his white skin, teal eyeliner, and phallic rainbow necklace. Convinced that he has experienced the rare gift of a theophany, Me 'el Vin secretly carries the shaken man to his hut, and, invoking the tribal principle of finder's-keepers, is intent on having him all to himself. At first, things follow smoothly. Vissy, as the man calls himself, is slowly nursed back to health. Sex ensues in gentle, healing waves. Blurring the lines of individuality, and accompanied by an enchanting symphony of livestock and drums, a chromatic manlove of grey is born, filling the hut with a primal, aromatic musk. However, while Vissy is contently convalescing, his 'keeper' finds that he desires more. Unable to conjure amazements and wonders, the power of which the greedy Mel 'el Vin wants to learn, if not steal, Vissy is tied up, gagged, and placed in an underground hole. Me 'el Vin becomes increasingly unrealistic with his demands, and, with disappointments mounting, releases his frustration in a series of sexually violent acts. Vissy, now broken and despondent, vows to escape his African nightmare by faking his death. But how?(BTW: had Robert Altman's The Player (1992) in mind)
Have you ever had the pleasure of experiencing a prostate-induced orgasm?In my life, I've experienced orgasm via hand manipulation, vaginal sex, anal sex and also direct stimulation of the prostate.Out of all of them, the prostate orgasm is by far the most powerful orgasm a man can experience. It is so powerful that besides ejaculating the most amount of semen you'll ever be capable of producing, it makes you weak in the knees and makes you feel tingling, nerve-like shooting sensations down your thighs and up towards your abdomen. It's the kind of orgasm that radiates throughout your body and makes you feel as if it wasn't just your scrotum that managed to drain itself.There are many way of attaining this form of orgasm, but it takes time and practice to master it.So, do I think that Tbomb's lady friend might possibly insert a vibrator up Taylor's hairy behind in order to provide him with double stimulation (vibrator to prostate and penile stimulation via her African Vaginus)? Yes.Although, unless he posts a picture, none of us will truly ever know."1"
Seriously, can't we just ban him* already? Or at least limit his presence like we do for Josh? Nobody likes him and most dislike him.
How do folks dislike someone they've never actually met? If you are passing judgment on folks based on their behavior (posts) on Getbig, you have some serious issues and probably not much of a (real) life.
You go into some sleazy porn shop and get on your knees and suck some random cock poking out of a hole. I don't have to know you in real life to dislike you. I've never met Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin, Mao.... to hate them.What a retarded statement.You sit home alone, old and frail, nothing to live for, jacking off to gay porn lecturing others about passing judgement on what kind of life they live.
Dj181 visits Master Donny!
you know at the risk of me sounding hypocritical, I must say there are alot of fucking weird dudes on GB....You have....-100 plus page appreciation threads where some, not all of the participants take ass licking to a new level-members who I assume are probably chronic masturbaters in real life because all they do is post pictures and never post-people who claim to have competed in some sort of strength/thong sport yet there is no proof and those people demand proof from others-people bragging about their ability to eat ginormous amounts of fast food and trying to challenge others to physiques contests when they disagree even though the junk food junkie physiques are all drugs and horribly grotesque in a skinny lobster from the sea kind of way-people like the fast food lovers above arguing about morality in business in that thread who also have a 100 plus page thread about them about some not so moral decisions-straight guys who are overly obsessed with gay sex-some of the old men's drawn out stories(not wes)-a thread about Las Vegas up on the board about current vegas sucking compared to old vegas which sounds more like bitching because the days ofmooching free nickels and meals is over unless you are an actual high roller-any Howard thread on the internet-90 plus page worship thread devoted to a cugly(cute and ugly) flat chested, big nosed chick who probably was the original DLB selfie wise-the amount of people who slag goodrum's physique and business success/failure whom have never taken a risk themselves-the walter sobchek's and donny's of the board who call people out on shit for being keyboard warriors yet are also keyboard warriors themselves-guys who a little too sex starved in any topic-people who brag about their lives, about what they would do in some emergency/life-death situation to survive crying because they want someone banned -racists of all colors and backgrounds crying racism-trolls whining about trolls-gimmicks whining about gimmicks(like who gives a fuck if someone has a gimmick account, must be nice to have spare time)-people who currently use/abuse rec drugs and/or PED's worried about eating a big mac once in a while-old geezers and naturals who slam others who choose to use PED's yet are fans of bodybuilding which has NEVER been natural 100%-people who think that a 73 year man who won a national title 45 years ago and who was not only around but in some cases in the room when some major history in bodybuilding took place(1980 Mr O) does not and will not get Blue Stars because he has a different opinion and/or has been critical of the IFBB in the past yet we have had no problem giving them to people who have done gay4pay, dealt drugs, are wife beaters, hookers, thieves, addicts, porn stars, etc. Hell we have people who have no proof of cometing or whom have never worked out who have blue stars or expert tags, thats weird.Anyways does not mean I hate anyone, just people, places and things I find weird here
Observations
Though this was an interesting mix of items. The live footage of the raid is cool too. "Images broadcast by Televisa showed blood and bullet holes spattered on the white walls of the house. In Chapo's downstairs bedroom, there were flatscreen TVs and a sofa littered with injectable testosterone, syringes, antibiotics and condoms."http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/before-capture-el-chapo-fled-via-secret-doorway-behind-mirror/ar-CCp3ry?li=BBnbcA1
I wonder if he'll escape through one of these next time?
